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I Have to Give My Cat a Pill... And I have been having trouble getting her to take it. I do that thing where I pinch her cheeks or whatever, but she just gets mad.
So I looked up how to do it on the internet and found this site: http://www.xs4all.nl/~jos...-pill.html Instructions for giving your cat a pill
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call friend. 6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get friend to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down, remove ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Doulton figures from hearth and set to one side for glueing later. 8) Wrap cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10) Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap. 13) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, hold cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet of steak. Hold head vertically and pour pint of water down throat to wash pill down. 14) Get friend to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. 15) Arrange for SPCA* to collect cat. Ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. Everybody's a comedian. Help me, Jasmine!! | |
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2the9s said: but she just gets mad.
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hold head back, pop in the back of the mouth
have a syringe of water handy and squirt in the side of cheek the cat is forced to swallow because of the water or stroke throat... helps them swallow | |
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emm said: or stroke throat... helps them swallow | |
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emm said: hold head back, pop in the back of the mouth
have a syringe of water handy and squirt in the side of cheek the cat is forced to swallow because of the water or stroke throat... helps them swallow Okay, cool! T Can you tell that to mmy cat? Hold on! I'll get her! | |
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lmao... dirty beggar!!
nice and gentle now... | |
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2the9s said: Okay, cool! T
Can you tell that to mmy cat? Hold on! I'll get her! reminds me of my nephew he was demonstrating his ability to talk to my cats he does a convincing meow too many pronouns [Edited 11/5/06 18:23pm] | |
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This thread needs to be put down like a horse that turned | |
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emm said: too many pronouns | |
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AsianBomb777 said: This thread needs to be put down like a horse that turned
Ahhhh...go clean your ears with your jockstrap. | |
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2the9s said: AsianBomb777 said: This thread needs to be put down like a horse that turned
Ahhhh...go clean your ears with your jockstrap. I always thought you were a Yorki or Kitten man | |
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2the9s said: AsianBomb777 said: This thread needs to be put down like a horse that turned
Ahhhh...go clean your ears with your jockstrap. | |
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I have to give 2 of my kids eyedrops 4 times a day all week such trauma | |
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Have you tried coating the pill with butter? That makes it taste better to the cat and also helps it slide down better. You might also wanna try crunching the pill up and mixing it with some canned food. | |
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Nikster said: Have you tried coating the pill with butter? That makes it taste better to the cat and also helps it slide down better. You might also wanna try crunching the pill up and mixing it with some canned food.
that should work! I coated a piece of cardboard with yogurt and my cat ate it no worries! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Nikster said: Have you tried coating the pill with butter? That makes it taste better to the cat and also helps it slide down better. You might also wanna try crunching the pill up and mixing it with some canned food.
that should work! I coated a piece of cardboard with yogurt and my cat ate it no worries! What else can it eat? | |
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ZombieKitten said: Nikster said: Have you tried coating the pill with butter? That makes it taste better to the cat and also helps it slide down better. You might also wanna try crunching the pill up and mixing it with some canned food.
that should work! I coated a piece of cardboard with yogurt and my cat ate it no worries! You cat needed fiber? | |
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Fauxie said: ZombieKitten said: that should work! I coated a piece of cardboard with yogurt and my cat ate it no worries! What else can it eat? those chili coated rice crackers | |
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ZombieKitten said: I have to give 2 of my kids eyedrops 4 times a day all week such trauma
Don't let the drop fall on the eyeball... just let the drop slide in the eyelid.. ( I hope that was proper understandable English ) The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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works like a charm... | |
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my cat's been on medication and i just crush it and sprinkle it into his canned food.
my fatass cat is in such a hurry to gobble the food down, he doesn't even notice. i don't know if ALL pills can be crushed, but i asked my vet if it was an okay procedure with his medicine, and she said it was fine. | |
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I hold my cat close to my body so that my elbow is around her rear end. This prevents escape.
Then I make sure that my forearm is putting pressure down on her back and that I'm holding her very tightly to my body. Then I use my fingers to pry open her mouth and shove the pill in there. Then I hold her mouth closed and blow on her nose so that she swallows it. She's alway struggling and having melodramatic fits so I tell her that I lover and then I tell her to shut up and stop being such a drama queen. My boy cats is much more laid back about it. I just open his mouth and give him the pill. Good luck. | |
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Years ago, a friend of ours left her dog at our house for a couple weeks while she was on vacation. We had to give the dog a pill each day. and he would take it no problem. A few weeks later, after she got her dog back, my mom was moving furniture around to clean the place, and noticed a pile of pills underneath the couch. The dog would hold it in his mouth, then go spit it out in the same spot every day, LOL. | |
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emm said: hold head back, pop in the back of the mouth
have a syringe of water handy and squirt in the side of cheek the cat is forced to swallow because of the water Works like a charm. I took in two undomisticated cats, not used to people. Over a timespan of YEARS I had to gain their trust. The tomcat of the two got VERY ill and needed pills too. I can assure you; it was HELL getting him to swallow that pill, locked up in an empty room so he had no place to run, trying to catch him until he was too tired to fight back. My solution; kneel, hold him down with my legs, he usually backed himself into my lap. Then, with my left hand I held his chest and neck, so he could not run. With the right hand I would perform the stuff emm described. Force open jaws, pop in pill, squeeze the water. Weird enough, all this torture made him easier to handle. He trusts me now and I can do almost everything I want with him, except lift and hold him. Good luck! | |
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It's pretty easy. Be gentle yet forceful and pry mouth open, pop that puppy in and stoke the throat. Carefull of pills like Flagil, which is to get rid of worms. It tastes like lead and they hate it....it's very difficult to get that down. I had to go with liquid form of it. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: ZombieKitten said: I have to give 2 of my kids eyedrops 4 times a day all week such trauma
Don't let the drop fall on the eyeball... just let the drop slide in the eyelid.. ( I hope that was proper understandable English ) Thanks Marion! That is the only way I can do it anyway! | |
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We are able to give the cat pills, but it will only work the first or second try. After that you have to wait for them to calm down. It helps to have a second person, and you basically have to force it down their throats. My Legacy
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It's almost time again...this shit goes on for 5 days!
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