I fluctuate between naughty and nice. Sometimes the sappy stuff is all romantic great and everybody's crying at climax and that's fab...then there are those nasty sweaty, Prince-ish, Linda Fiorintino cult movie-ish, Hentai Manga-ish moments that are out of this world

I don't feel like talking during sex, I might answer questions, but usually just with an "mmmmm"

I don't know about you guys but I often times end up saying/ or the woman I am with ends up saying something weird as fuck that after the deed is done and I've had time to soak up the whole experience I end up asking "What the hell was that all about!" The oddest I remember " Sweet Jesus you feel so lengthy" and my response, you feel so warm and juicy! What the fuck. The things we say in the throes of passion!

I don't know about you guys but I often times end up saying/ or the woman I am with ends up saying something weird as fuck that after the deed is done and I've had time to soak up the whole experience I end up asking "What the hell was that all about!"

Normally I like to hear very a retrospective of the event. Kind of like next-morning quarterbacking...


"That was great Dan. I think you should have been a little easier on my ass though. I won't be able to sit down very easily now when I leave hear and drive back up to my home in Springhill. "

karmatornado said:

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

AsianBomb777 said:

I am so glad that I am NOT the only orger that lives in Spring Hill...

Shanti1 said:

There aren't that many.




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Shanti1 said:

There aren't that many.




man/many Freudian slip edit
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CarrieMpls said:

That is why God invented the index card.

karmatornado said:

"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

Mazurack said:

Ace said:

Eh, don't stress. When upon the stainless there will be many colorful things coming from my mouth and my body!... the point is, it all has to be genuine and not faked.

One of my favorite bedtime games is playing dressup and roleplaying... if I get in to a role, I'm in and it's genuine. I was simply saying that I don't like to utter words or moans that mean nothing. If I'm bored, I'm bored, and will talk about how my nails need to be done or point out the crack in the ceiling above me, or simply get up and say it's not working for me.

From having all but one of my friends being men, I do know that you all know when something is real and fake, and over half of them roll their eyes at fake because it's not getting them off because they start to feel as though what they're doing isn't working because the girl is faking the moans and dirty talk. I also learned that many of you men have and will fake and orgasm to get it over with because the girl won't shut up! Very inventive ways I've heard about men faking that!


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ZombieKitten said:

"Will you quit with that "mmmmm" bullshit and make with the nasty?"

The Pledge of Allegiance?

One of my favorite bedtime games is playing dressup and roleplaying

Mazurack said:

The dirtier the better!

I do have a signature line that ends the session just about every time.

CarrieLee said:

*****SPOILER ALERT!*****



"Your stamina is astounding, but I will sign a long-term ball-licking agreement if you bust a nut right now."

Ace said:

Not even close! It's pretty filthy, otherwise I'd share it here but I can't

Ace said:

Not even close! It's pretty filthy, otherwise I'd share it here but I can't

CarrieLee said:

See, now I want to know!

CarrieMpls said:

does anyone want to know what Jersey likes?.....