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Printablesinisterpentatonic said: ThreadCula said: And u cant find the cat??!!!  just remember i'm not the one getting the short end of the stick.  
why did u get such a cutesy dog? Its some kind of lure isnt it? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: no, i'm talking about the zipper on his pants. trust me, when someone says "do you want to pat my puppy" he's not necessarily referring to his pet dog.  I'll pat your puppy, SinisterP!!!!  | |
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XxAxX said: sinisterpentatonic said: how many times has this happened to you? 
did someone trick you a while back? no one has 'tricked' me, as you suggest.  but, i do try to exercise caution in life. and patting an 'invisible' puppy just seems like an obvious no-no to mewhat's wrong with petting an invisible puppy? 
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ThreadCula said: sinisterpentatonic said: just remember i'm not the one getting the short end of the stick.
why did u get such a cutesy dog? Its some kind of lure isnt it? We found him out  | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: I'll pat your puppy, SinisterP!!!!  ok, ok... i'll back off!  | |
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ThreadCula said: sinisterpentatonic said: just remember i'm not the one getting the short end of the stick.
why did u get such a cutesy dog? Its some kind of lure isnt it? trust me, it wasn't my decision. i never wanted a dog, especially a small cute dog. Max changed all that.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: LleeLlee said: You never had a so called "cat" that's why.
I dont think that puppy is yours either well i guess there's only one thing left to pet.  Right, so now you're going to say youve got a rabbit that needs petting. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: You shameless hussy! I'm the petsitter here and if anyone deserves to pat the puppy it's ME!!! okay. he's all yours  | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: You shameless hussy! I'm the petsitter here and if anyone deserves to clean up after the puppy it's ME!!! :poopbag: okay. he's all yours  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: ok, ok... i'll back off! girls, girls! just so y'all know, i'm willing to pet your cat. | |
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LleeLlee said: sinisterpentatonic said: well i guess there's only one thing left to pet. Right, so now you're going to say youve got a rabbit that needs petting. err....nOOOOO.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: no one has 'tricked' me, as you suggest. but, i do try to exercise caution in life. and patting an 'invisible' puppy just seems like an obvious no-no to mewhat's wrong with petting an invisible puppy?
to be clear, i love patting puppies. the problem arises (forgive the pun) when you invite me to caress that animal living in your pants. THAT puppy needs a muzzle, and a strong one, too! | |
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XxAxX said: sinisterpentatonic said: what's wrong with petting an invisible puppy?
to be clear, i love patting puppies. the problem arises (forgive the pun) when you invite me to caress that animal living in your pants. THAT puppy needs a muzzle, and a strong one, too! so your saying if i put a muzzle on it, you'll pet it?  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: to be clear, i love patting puppies. the problem arises (forgive the pun) when you invite me to caress that animal living in your pants. THAT puppy needs a muzzle, and a strong one, too! so your saying if i put a muzzle on it, you'll pet it? i just do NOT want to see you sporting a sock puppet puppy down there, ok????  | |
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Cloudbuster said: peter piper petted a perky puppy, a perky puppy did peter piper pet if peter's perky puppy petter picked up peter's gerbils how many gebils did peter's perky puppy petter pick? | |
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XxAxX said: Cloudbuster said: peter piper petted a perky puppy, a perky puppy did peter piper pet if peter's perky puppy petter picked up peter's gerbils how many gebils did peter's perky puppy petter pick? | |
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Even for a pet thread, this one is dreadful! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: to be clear, i love patting puppies. the problem arises (forgive the pun) when you invite me to caress that animal living in your pants. THAT puppy needs a muzzle, and a strong one, too! so your saying if i put a muzzle on it, you'll pet it?
that is as good as the old penis in the popcorn trick  | |
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so, have you decided on a hairstyle for Max yet?
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XxAxX said: so, have you decided on a hairstyle for Max yet?
he's not a pure yorkie. he's a yorkshire/poodle mix, so i don't think he'll be able to grow his locks out like that. though, i'm sure number23 might be able to pull off that hairdo :-} | |
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i will say his hair seems to grow by the second. i need to find a groomer, quick!!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: 
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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XxAxX said:
HE'S A YORKSHIRE-TOY POODLE MIX!!!!  | |
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yo, you should have given him an ewok name, like, Chief Chirpa or something. | |
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jerseykrs said: yo, you should have given him an ewok name, like, Chief Chirpa or something.
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sinisterpentatonic said: jerseykrs said: yo, you should have given him an ewok name, like, Chief Chirpa or something.
sorry bro, maybe "Wicket"  | |
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jerseykrs said: sinisterpentatonic said: sorry bro, maybe "Wicket" personally, i think he looks more like chewbacca, but the name wasn't my decision. | |
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