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PrintableEmbattledWarrior said: CortestheKiller said: Let's see... right hand, stinky pussy... right hand, stinky pussy. I'd probably go with right hand.  see thats womans logic, lol im a guy, and though its cliche to say, but the penis, when erect destroys logical thinking at the moment i just thought it was free pussy and was glad for it lol that shit dont happen everyday, and i have my hand everyday lol see when the man in the pants is excited..shit else matters | |
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DanceWme said: EmbattledWarrior said: see thats womans logic, lol im a guy, and though its cliche to say, but the penis, when erect destroys logical thinking at the moment i just thought it was free pussy and was glad for it lol that shit dont happen everyday, and i have my hand everyday lol see when the man in the pants is excited..shit else matters yah once its up... their no tellin what could happen. might find myself with a toothless bag lady that lives in a carboard box, with a moat of dog shit lol least i got off lol I am a Rail Road, Track Abandoned
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EmbattledWarrior said: DanceWme said: see when the man in the pants is excited..shit else matters yah once its up... their no tellin what could happen. might find myself with a toothless bag lady that lives in a carboard box, with a moat of dog shit lol least i got off lol  I...CANNOT...TAKE...THIS...SHIT...NO...MORE  | |
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EmbattledWarrior said: at the moment i just thought it was free pussy and was glad for it
lol that shit dont happen everyday, and i have my hand everyday lol If I had a dime everytime I've heard that then Bill Gates would be asking me for a loan... [Edited 11/2/06 23:10pm] All the other kids would luv2luvya...but you're my little private joy | |
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"Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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Stymie said: Seriously, I tried to have this conversation with a former orger but she kept laughing and didn't answer the questions so I'm asking here:
Why do they market deodorant pantyliners, FDS spray, personal wipes, Vagisil, Summer's Eve personal wash, etc., to us? Do women smell and do they smell that bad that there's a whole department devoted to us in the grocery stores? If you wash your ass everyday, shouldn't that kill any funk? Don't the cruel bastards that market this stuff realize that this gives us complexes? Discuss. I'm all for all that stuff. To begin with, I have obsessive compulsive disorder so those products just give me something extra to do...I think Cinister Cee was laughing at me once because I also admitted that I buff my feet everyday in the shower too, with that pumice stone thingy. The pantyliners and douches come into play I think usually in the waning days of a woman's menstral cycle...useful for those last remnants of tissue or spotting to be just WHOOOSHED away like nothing ever happened  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Stymie said: Thanks Dej.
What is it supposed to smell like? Seriously, if there is a problem but you didn't know because you think that's the regular smell, how would you ever know? all cooch has its own distinct smell, so that's kinna hard to answer. i guess it's like you should know what you smell like normally, in case something goes wrong. and damn, i can't believe i'm saying this shit as an example, but...i smell kinda comfortable. seriously, my stuff has this nice little comfy aroma to it. 
That's true. All kittie-kats have their own smell. It's when you deviate from the smell you're sort of used to you need to get that checked out. Also, its natural to take on the scent of your lover once you guys have been doing the horizontal mambo, too. But outside of those 2 smells, of kittie and a healthy lover...run to the doctor if doesn't smell like usual. Could be a yeast infection (which sometimes even arouses in people w insulin resistence when their bodies cannot process sugar-a sort of precursor/warning to impending type 2 Diabetes). | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Stymie, I have girlfriends who have mild, occasional yeast infections, and they use OTC creams for those, at their doctors' reccomendation. Maybe they would go away eventually, but the creams speed up the process. I'm not sure about side effects, but I don't suspect that they do any harm.
The rest of that shit, though, designed to convince us that if we smell like humans there is something wrong/gross about us. . . FUCK IT. It annoys me that women are stupid enough to give up their money to people who sell them insecurity. I like a lot of those products and I would like to consider myself a moderately intelligent woman. It's a personal choice, based on personal preferences. | |
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*strolls into thread*
*takes a deep breath* Snifffff.... AHhhhhhahhhahhhh.... 
*leaves*  " | |
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Ottensen said: Stymie said: Seriously, I tried to have this conversation with a former orger but she kept laughing and didn't answer the questions so I'm asking here:
Why do they market deodorant pantyliners, FDS spray, personal wipes, Vagisil, Summer's Eve personal wash, etc., to us? Do women smell and do they smell that bad that there's a whole department devoted to us in the grocery stores? If you wash your ass everyday, shouldn't that kill any funk? Don't the cruel bastards that market this stuff realize that this gives us complexes? Discuss. I'm all for all that stuff. To begin with, I have obsessive compulsive disorder so those products just give me something extra to do...I think Cinister Cee was laughing at me once because I also admitted that I buff my feet everyday in the shower too, with that pumice stone thingy. The pantyliners and douches come into play I think usually in the waning days of a woman's menstral cycle...useful for those last remnants of tissue or spotting to be just WHOOOSHED away like nothing ever happened Could you just use plain water for that? Or would that be a bad thing? | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: *strolls into thread*
*takes a deep breath* Snifffff.... AHhhhhhahhhahhhh....
*leaves* | |
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Nikster said: Ottensen said: I'm all for all that stuff. To begin with, I have obsessive compulsive disorder so those products just give me something extra to do...I think Cinister Cee was laughing at me once because I also admitted that I buff my feet everyday in the shower too, with that pumice stone thingy. The pantyliners and douches come into play I think usually in the waning days of a woman's menstral cycle...useful for those last remnants of tissue or spotting to be just WHOOOSHED away like nothing ever happened Could you just use plain water for that? Or would that be a bad thing? Yes, of course. You just need the douche contraption thingy, and plain water will suffice. But every once in a while, some of us enjoy that girlie feeling of being just a little extra "flower fresh".  | |
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If I read 'Someone I know' or 'One of my girlfriends' one more time...
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i hear febreeze is collaborating with tampax.
they're calling the collaboration:  | |
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theAudience said: ...
...Geemonetty! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: SpisaRibb said: yeastie
go get it checked, don't bring it on here. this is a yeast-free zone. Is someone baking bread?  .. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: i hear febreeze is collaborating with tampax.
they're calling the collaboration:  .. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: it all boils down to this: $$$$$
women were raised/taught to think that our cooch isn't supposed to smell, and if it does smell at all, it'd better smell springtime fresh. any other kinda smell makes you appear as if you don't take care of yourself. truth of the matter is that, yes, pussy is supposed to smell; if it smells totally outta whack, then it should get checked out by a doctor or something. it doesn't need to be douched, sprayed, pantylined, none of that--stuff like that's bad for your cooch, as well as a total waste of money. 
Your response cracked me up, but you're are absolutely right. I was told many years ago by a GYN not to ever use a douch or anything with fragrance "down there". All of these things are just a marketing ploy to make money. | |
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What about the ballsack? That shit can get stanky too but men don't care!
I think that some women may need a little bit of product in their life for the coochie coo. But they don't need to buy all that shit. Just like some people have to wear deoderant and others don't. | |
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ZombieKitten said: because insecurity is BIG MONEY!!!! You are spot on with that one! Apparently, no one really paid attention to cellulite until a company in the 1950's started selling cellulite cream. As soon as they pointed out that flaw, women became self conscious, and have been finding ways to rid themselves of cellulite at all costs! If a company can find a way to make a woman feel bad about her weight, wrinkles, freckles, dimples or bodily smells, and have a miracle product to cure it, they have struck it rich! Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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uPtoWnNY said: CortestheKiller said: Now I require penis!
I can't believe, by the way, that if a woman's stuff stank you'd keep on going. I'd be like, "HELL NO, go wash that shit." Like Redd Foxx used to say, "You gotta hit that thang with the washcloth!" 
...and, of course, along with a mild cleansing body wash & water.   | |
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Has anyone met anyone who uses this stuff? Aren't we self-cleaning anyway? Like they say, don't mess w/ nature.... If you have to ask, it's more than worth it. | |
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dancinggyrl said:
Has anyone met anyone who uses this stuff? Aren't we self-cleaning anyway? Like they say, don't mess w/ nature.... huh? .. | |
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SpisaRibb said: dancinggyrl said:
Has anyone met anyone who uses this stuff? Aren't we self-cleaning anyway? Like they say, don't mess w/ nature.... huh? sorry! Lil' clarification: our gina's naturally clean themselves inside. This is why Douche is such a joke. However, We still have to wash down there, obviously. Could you imagine if you didn't?  If you have to ask, it's more than worth it. | |
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dancinggyrl said:
Has anyone met anyone who uses this stuff? Aren't we self-cleaning anyway? Like they say, don't mess w/ nature.... | |
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Stymie said: dancinggyrl said:
Has anyone met anyone who uses this stuff? Aren't we self-cleaning anyway? Like they say, don't mess w/ nature....
that shit stinks up the whole house when you use self clean on the oven .. | |
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ZombieKitten said: DanceWme said: could be at one point in the cycle we taste more bitter. Also depends what we eat. IrristibleB1tch says vegans taste better!The one vegan I was with had almost no scent at all. I didn't expect that. | |
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sextonseven said: ZombieKitten said: could be at one point in the cycle we taste more bitter. Also depends what we eat. IrristibleB1tch says vegans taste better!The one vegan I was with had almost no scent at all. I didn't expect that. interesting 
for research purposes only, did they swallow? [Edited 11/3/06 13:19pm] | |
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ZombieKitten said: sextonseven said: The one vegan I was with had almost no scent at all. I didn't expect that. interesting
for research purposes only, did they swallow? [Edited 11/3/06 13:19pm] The vegan? I didn't give her the option, lol. | |
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