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PrintableMoonSongs said: Stymie said: Seriously, I tried to have this conversation with a former orger but she kept laughing and didn't answer the questions so I'm asking here:
Why do they market deodorant pantyliners, FDS spray, personal wipes, Vagisil, Summer's Eve personal wash, etc., to us? Do women smell and do they smell that bad that there's a whole department devoted to us in the grocery stores? If you wash your ass everyday, shouldn't that kill any funk? Don't the cruel bastards that market this stuff realize that this gives us complexes? Discuss.  It's all about the money honey ~~~~~ and BTW ~ you smell DEElicious ~~~~~well, the parts of you I got to smell.  Why don't they sell any of that stuff to guys for those "special places"? Our natural scents are part of the design to make us attracted to one one another and it is disgusting and unhealthy to cover them up with alcohol/formeldyhyde artificial products.My longtime friend John thought he was going to get his first piece of vag awhile back. Dumb motherfucker that he was, heh heh, decided it'd be real important for his balls to smell all flowery and good if her nose were to get near his netherest of nether regions. So, he slapped a bunch of aftershave on his balls. He still remembers that as one of the worst days of his life. And he was no longer real interested in getting some relations that evening. This one's for you. | |
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I have no idea. All those commercials got me thinking my shit may be a little tart.  | |
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CortestheKiller said: MoonSongs said: It's all about the money honey ~~~~~ and BTW ~ you smell DEElicious ~~~~~well, the parts of you I got to smell. Why don't they sell any of that stuff to guys for those "special places"? Our natural scents are part of the design to make us attracted to one one another and it is disgusting and unhealthy to cover them up with alcohol/formeldyhyde artificial products.My longtime friend John thought he was going to get his first piece of vag awhile back. Dumb motherfucker that he was, heh heh, decided it'd be real important for his balls to smell all flowery and good if her nose were to get near his netherest of nether regions. So, he slapped a bunch of aftershave on his balls. He still remembers that as one of the worst days of his life. And he was no longer real interested in getting some relations that evening.  OMG | |
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MoonSongs said: Stymie said: Seriously, I tried to have this conversation with a former orger but she kept laughing and didn't answer the questions so I'm asking here:
Why do they market deodorant pantyliners, FDS spray, personal wipes, Vagisil, Summer's Eve personal wash, etc., to us? Do women smell and do they smell that bad that there's a whole department devoted to us in the grocery stores? If you wash your ass everyday, shouldn't that kill any funk? Don't the cruel bastards that market this stuff realize that this gives us complexes? Discuss. It's all about the money honey ~~~~~ and BTW ~ you smell DEElicious ~~~~~well, the parts of you I got to smell. Why don't they sell any of that stuff to guys for those "special places"? Our natural scents are part of the design to make us attracted to one one another and it is disgusting and unhealthy to cover them up with alcohol/formeldyhyde artificial products.
matter of fact, about a year ago i stopped using store-bought menstrual pads. one, they irritated my skin most of the time, and two, all the money i spent on the stuff was just fucked up. nowadays i use washable cloth menstrual pads...it's a bit more work than just bleeding on a pad and throwing it away, since you gotta wash 'em and such, but i've become more in tune with my body since i started using 'em. that, and they've got cute little designs on 'em too--weirdly enough, i look forward to my period now because of that.  | |
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CortestheKiller said: My longtime friend John thought he was going to get his first piece of vag awhile back. Dumb motherfucker that he was, heh heh, decided it'd be real important for his balls to smell all flowery and good if her nose were to get near his netherest of nether regions. So, he slapped a bunch of aftershave on his balls. He still remembers that as one of the worst days of his life. And he was no longer real interested in getting some relations that evening.
did he shave his 'sac before slapping on the aftershave? if so:  !!!! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: MoonSongs said: It's all about the money honey ~~~~~ and BTW ~ you smell DEElicious ~~~~~well, the parts of you I got to smell. Why don't they sell any of that stuff to guys for those "special places"? Our natural scents are part of the design to make us attracted to one one another and it is disgusting and unhealthy to cover them up with alcohol/formeldyhyde artificial products.
matter of fact, about a year ago i stopped using store-bought menstrual pads. one, they irritated my skin most of the time, and two, all the money i spent on the stuff was just fucked up. nowadays i use washable cloth menstrual pads...it's a bit more work than just bleeding on a pad and throwing it away, since you gotta wash 'em and such, but i've become more in tune with my body since i started using 'em. that, and they've got cute little designs on 'em too--weirdly enough, i look forward to my period now because of that. OMFG! Why do I keep coming back to this thread Toooo fuckin funny | |
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So then, who around here makes sure their vag smells good if they're anticipating getting a piece? You know, maybe a quick trip to the bathroom to make sure everything's fresh? Or are you all just real confident about your freshness?
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MoonSongs said: Stymie said: Seriously, I tried to have this conversation with a former orger but she kept laughing and didn't answer the questions so I'm asking here:
Why do they market deodorant pantyliners, FDS spray, personal wipes, Vagisil, Summer's Eve personal wash, etc., to us? Do women smell and do they smell that bad that there's a whole department devoted to us in the grocery stores? If you wash your ass everyday, shouldn't that kill any funk? Don't the cruel bastards that market this stuff realize that this gives us complexes? Discuss. It's all about the money honey ~~~~~ and BTW ~ you smell DEElicious ~~~~~well, the parts of you I got to smell. Why don't they sell any of that stuff to guys for those "special places"? Our natural scents are part of the design to make us attracted to one one another and it is disgusting and unhealthy to cover them up with alcohol/formeldyhyde artificial products. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: CortestheKiller said: My longtime friend John thought he was going to get his first piece of vag awhile back. Dumb motherfucker that he was, heh heh, decided it'd be real important for his balls to smell all flowery and good if her nose were to get near his netherest of nether regions. So, he slapped a bunch of aftershave on his balls. He still remembers that as one of the worst days of his life. And he was no longer real interested in getting some relations that evening.
did he shave his 'sac before slapping on the aftershave? if so: !!!!No one ever said he was the brightest friend I ever had!!
Oh god, I'm sitting over here giggling just thinking of him telling me about it. This one's for you. | |
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Stymie said: I have no idea. All those commercials got me thinking my shit may be a little tart.
even if my shit were tart, i'd be too busy crackin up at them commercials. some of 'em are beyond ridiculous. fuckin running around on beaches n'shit, smiling...y'know full-well in real life all them heffas would be at home, on the couch with a heating pad and not wanting to move much at all if the cramping's bad. | |
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DanceWme said: Handclapsfingasnapz said:
matter of fact, about a year ago i stopped using store-bought menstrual pads. one, they irritated my skin most of the time, and two, all the money i spent on the stuff was just fucked up. nowadays i use washable cloth menstrual pads...it's a bit more work than just bleeding on a pad and throwing it away, since you gotta wash 'em and such, but i've become more in tune with my body since i started using 'em. that, and they've got cute little designs on 'em too--weirdly enough, i look forward to my period now because of that. OMFG! Why do I keep coming back to this thread Toooo fuckin funny | |
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those balls were on FIYYYAAA!! | |
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DanceWme said: Handclapsfingasnapz said:
matter of fact, about a year ago i stopped using store-bought menstrual pads. one, they irritated my skin most of the time, and two, all the money i spent on the stuff was just fucked up. nowadays i use washable cloth menstrual pads...it's a bit more work than just bleeding on a pad and throwing it away, since you gotta wash 'em and such, but i've become more in tune with my body since i started using 'em. that, and they've got cute little designs on 'em too--weirdly enough, i look forward to my period now because of that. OMFG! Why do I keep coming back to this thread Toooo fuckin funnywhat's funny about that? back when i used traditional pads i actually used to dread my period. what's wrong with making one's menstrual cycle fun for a change?  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Stymie said: I have no idea. All those commercials got me thinking my shit may be a little tart.
even if my shit were tart, i'd be too busy crackin up at them commercials. some of 'em are beyond ridiculous. fuckin running around on beaches n'shit, smiling...y'know full-well in real life all them heffas would be at home, on the couch with a heating pad and not wanting to move much at all if the cramping's bad. wearing WHITE bikinis no less | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Stymie said: I have no idea. All those commercials got me thinking my shit may be a little tart.
even if my shit were tart, i'd be too busy crackin up at them commercials. some of 'em are beyond ridiculous. fuckin running around on beaches n'shit, smiling...y'know full-well in real life all them heffas would be at home, on the couch with a heating pad and not wanting to move much at all if the cramping's bad. The best one of those commercials is with those four idiots sitting around talking about birth control. The one launches into all the side effects and shit and a whole medical breakdown of it. Then she's all, "Well, I'm a doctor" or whatever the chick says at that point. Ugh, who the fuck sits around talking like that with their pals? This one's for you. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Stymie said: I have no idea. All those commercials got me thinking my shit may be a little tart.
even if my shit were tart, i'd be too busy crackin up at them commercials. some of 'em are beyond ridiculous. fuckin running around on beaches n'shit, smiling...y'know full-well in real life all them heffas would be at home, on the couch with a heating pad and not wanting to move much at all if the cramping's bad. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Stymie said: Thanks Dej.
What is it supposed to smell like? Seriously, if there is a problem but you didn't know because you think that's the regular smell, how would you ever know? all cooch has its own distinct smell, so that's kinna hard to answer. i guess it's like you should know what you smell like normally, in case something goes wrong. and damn, i can't believe i'm saying this shit as an example, but...i smell kinda comfortable. seriously, my stuff has this nice little comfy aroma to it. 
mmmm i know that smell...  I am a Rail Road, Track Abandoned
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CortestheKiller said: So then, who around here makes sure their vag smells good if they're anticipating getting a piece? You know, maybe a quick trip to the bathroom to make sure everything's fresh? Or are you all just real confident about your freshness?
I make sure I smell good all the time..whether im gettin some or not. But this guy I knew said he was with this girl one night and they were kissin and what not about to have sex and he asked her if she wanted to go freshen up and she was like no like she didnt wanna wait any longer..he said ok and they started to have sex. He said he was mad cuz she smelled HORRIBLE! But guess what...he fucked her anyway  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: DanceWme said: OMFG! Why do I keep coming back to this thread Toooo fuckin funnywhat's funny about that? back when i used traditional pads i actually used to dread my period. what's wrong with making one's menstrual cycle fun for a change? i don't like when mine comes, it stops my fun. i'm just glad when it comes 'cause i don't want no more damn kids | |
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CortestheKiller said: So then, who around here makes sure their vag smells good if they're anticipating getting a piece? You know, maybe a quick trip to the bathroom to make sure everything's fresh? Or are you all just real confident about your freshness?
i haven't been offered any pieces yet, so i dunno about that...i am pretty confident, though. | |
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CortestheKiller said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: even if my shit were tart, i'd be too busy crackin up at them commercials. some of 'em are beyond ridiculous. fuckin running around on beaches n'shit, smiling...y'know full-well in real life all them heffas would be at home, on the couch with a heating pad and not wanting to move much at all if the cramping's bad. The best one of those commercials is with those four idiots sitting around talking about birth control. The one launches into all the side effects and shit and a whole medical breakdown of it. Then she's all, "Well, I'm a doctor" or whatever the chick says at that point. Ugh, who the fuck sits around talking like that with their pals? Oh my god, that commercial is so dumb.  | |
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CortestheKiller said: So then, who around here makes sure their vag smells good if they're anticipating getting a piece? You know, maybe a quick trip to the bathroom to make sure everything's fresh? Or are you all just real confident about your freshness?
Male or female, I like clean skin. I don't like the taste of cologne or perfume so I prefer we shower right before. | |
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DanceWme said: CortestheKiller said: So then, who around here makes sure their vag smells good if they're anticipating getting a piece? You know, maybe a quick trip to the bathroom to make sure everything's fresh? Or are you all just real confident about your freshness?
I make sure I smell good all the time..whether im gettin some or not. But this guy I knew said he was with this girl one night and they were kissin and what not about to have sex and he asked her if she wanted to go freshen up and she was like no like she didnt wanna wait any longer..he said ok and they started to have sex. He said he was mad cuz she smelled HORRIBLE! But guess what...he fucked her anyway it might not be her... he might not be use to the normal smell of cooch... guys are prudes when it comes to that... but then again so are women when it comes to us lol so it goes for both sides lol I am a Rail Road, Track Abandoned
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CortestheKiller said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: even if my shit were tart, i'd be too busy crackin up at them commercials. some of 'em are beyond ridiculous. fuckin running around on beaches n'shit, smiling...y'know full-well in real life all them heffas would be at home, on the couch with a heating pad and not wanting to move much at all if the cramping's bad. The best one of those commercials is with those four idiots sitting around talking about birth control. The one launches into all the side effects and shit and a whole medical breakdown of it. Then she's all, "Well, I'm a doctor" or whatever the chick says at that point. Ugh, who the fuck sits around talking like that with their pals? | |
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Stymie said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: even if my shit were tart, i'd be too busy crackin up at them commercials. some of 'em are beyond ridiculous. fuckin running around on beaches n'shit, smiling...y'know full-well in real life all them heffas would be at home, on the couch with a heating pad and not wanting to move much at all if the cramping's bad. i know, right? in real life they'd be super self-conscious: yaaaaay, i'm on the beach and i'm dancing, wheeeee! i've got heavy flow! omgz, i wanna do a cartwheel right here but what if i leak...? ...i'm at the beach! WOOOOO!!!!! | |
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EmbattledWarrior said: DanceWme said: I make sure I smell good all the time..whether im gettin some or not. But this guy I knew said he was with this girl one night and they were kissin and what not about to have sex and he asked her if she wanted to go freshen up and she was like no like she didnt wanna wait any longer..he said ok and they started to have sex. He said he was mad cuz she smelled HORRIBLE! But guess what...he fucked her anyway it might not be her... he might not be use to the normal smell of cooch... guys are prudes when it comes to that... but then again so are women when it comes to us lol so it goes for both sides lol true | |
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JustErin said: Stymie said: So of it is, they have a cream and a powder for itch and chafing. But if you're itching, shouldn't you be seeing a doctor?
Don't doctors recommend to use that as treatment? I dunno, I don't think it belongs on the list of products meant to tap into woman's insecurities. Brownsugar: I can't imagine how horrible it must have been for your friend. Poor girl. I have a friend who is a chemist, and one day a lady with a very strong accent came to his pharmacy and was whispering to him she wanted something for the "itching of the vagina", only she was pronouncing it va-gheena (hard "g" ) and he could not for the life of him understand what she was saying, and made her repeat it 3 or 4 times much to the poor woman's distress, each time she would whisper it only a little bit louder! | |
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DanceWme said: CortestheKiller said: So then, who around here makes sure their vag smells good if they're anticipating getting a piece? You know, maybe a quick trip to the bathroom to make sure everything's fresh? Or are you all just real confident about your freshness?
I make sure I smell good all the time..whether im gettin some or not. But this guy I knew said he was with this girl one night and they were kissin and what not about to have sex and he asked her if she wanted to go freshen up and she was like no like she didnt wanna wait any longer..he said ok and they started to have sex. He said he was mad cuz she smelled HORRIBLE! But guess what...he fucked her anyway Oh jesus. If I got up on some rank balls, I'd just be like, "Sorry, your balls reek. Take care of that shit." then I'd leave. Just goin' right on with it... Yuck. This one's for you. | |
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If ur balls smell rotten..dont come knockin | |
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someones shit must stank if they dont clean .. | |
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