Oh honey, nooooo!

That's soooo Birmingham Alabama, I've got memories swimming through my mind!





Here... Same face, different haircut.. It *REALLY* does make a difference folks!

[Edited 11/2/06 17:59pm]

You fuck!!!


Did you really think that was my husband?????

luv4all7 said:

I wasted my time for nothing.



shewww!!!
I was thinking, man she lives in PA--how can she be THAT southern???

Shut up and he DOES have his head shaved like the last pic.

I'll orgnote ya one

luv4all7 said:

Here. FOr those of you who have not joined the Mulitia....

http://www.mulletsgalore.com

gemini13 said:

beat me to it!



Oh, and congrats on your marriage gemini13!

From that stupid website




94: chubbyfemullet: (intro) tri-level technique (bleach-accent capability enabled): the breed known collectively as chubbyfemullet typically spend their entire life isolated from the rest of society. known for their uncanny ability to spawn offspring without mates, the seclusion of the chubby femullet is most likely an inherant survival instinct.

though the full details of said self-propogating procedure are still fuzzy, the Mullitia has been able to deduce the following from disjointed findings of researchers in the field:

* first, the subject must disrobe.
* second, one must acquire a bag of "Nacho Cheesier" Dorritos (buck naked) and proceed to eat the entire contents of the bag--using the middle, index, ring fingers and thumb of their left hand only.
* third the subject must chant the following spell two times with the empty bag of Dorritos over its head:


Mulletude: 2

Aggressiveness: 1

Sightings: behind trees, divorce court, caves in Afghanistan.

Hobbies: buttering muffins, spazztic crotch-grinding, keepin' it real, yo.

Favorite band: Syndrome of a Down

AsianBomb777 said:

Thanks.

2. CamaroMullet: The CamaroMullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's. This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic cooking up crank.

Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present key ring hanging from the belt loop.

Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from this rare pic.

It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.).

Mulletude: 10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth.


Favorite Band: AC/DC

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

gemini13 said:

OH FUCK

DEANER!!!



WOMAN IS A DANGER CAT

The streets are silent
My wheels are the night
Black leather boots calling out to you
A cute blonde boogie machine spreads her wings
And comes along for the ride

Your father thinks you’re out at Suzie’s place
Bonin’ up on the classics
But everyone in high school knows
You’re heavy into gymnastics

One way street, never mind the signs
Full charged gasoline in the tank
Your foot is on the gas and the tires say YEAH!
Woman is a danger cat

Your teachers say you never try
You should be top of the class
But if I was your only educator
You know that you would pass

You sneak out at night
Deep into the night
This ain’t no halfway house
You came from good blood RIGHT!
On and on
Woman is a danger cat

I can't get the site to work!!

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uv4all7 said: