applekisses said:

I'm still in the jungle...

Cheek said:

Please say hi to Baloo and tell him he left his monkey at my place last time.

HamsterHuey said:

Haha.

Cheek said:

Ah, and it seems he stole yer funny bone. Where is it?

HamsterHuey said:

You're trying to make me laugh??? How sweet!

Cheek said:

Will a cuddle do?

HamsterHuey said:

That's a good start!

->>>

Okay, what's next???

Cheek said:

Well, you can start with snapping my jockstrap.

stop the sextalk. this is my post operation hug thread

IstenSzek said:

aww...

Natisse said:

thank god there's still some people sympathising with me

IstenSzek said:

wish it could be a real hug, hon... keep smiling and get better soon

IstenSzek said:

I started it, I can change it if I want. I got that power.









Better now?

HamsterHuey said:

nope. not feeling a lot of improvement actually. but it's a bit better
than it was sunday/monday.

plus i've forced myself to eat some tuna and cottage cheese again, and
that only makes it worse. but having a full tummy is more important to
me anyway.

went to the doc and asked for STRONG painkillers but he told me there
is nothing to be done about it. reasoning that:

"if you break a leg i can give you painkillers but if you kick a ball
with that leg, it'll hurt no matter how many painkillers i give you".

same thing with swallowing obviously. and i guess he's right so i'll
just make due with popsicles and iced drinks.

ps: i feel like taking a chainsaw to about 90% of the world population
right now, lol.

if i had access to the nukes we'd all be sleeping with the fishes now

IstenSzek said:

Like, normally that is 86%, right?

HamsterHuey said:

why, yes

I appreciate that extra 4% of evil genius.

Can we now go back to skinning puppies again?

HamsterHuey said:

lol. i think i've had about 45 raketten by now

Here's to more getting better, Lars.

You WILL be okay in a few days' time, trust us. Have you tried soluble aspirin/paracetamol?? Always works for me.

Now get that popsicle down your throat.

Really, I am buckling under the strain of all the innuendo on this thread.

The question is:

Is Lars' doctor suddenly regretting the fact he had this operation?? Sounds like Lars has been giving him a mouthful.

onenitealone said:

It's one of the reasons of number-recognition in The Netherlands.

IstenSzek said:

IstenSzek said:

Cheek said:

oh, don't be sad Cheek. you can jack the thread now if you like

xenon said:

Update?

How are you feeling today, Lars?

onenitealone said:

i'm feeling a bit better today altho i have to admit that
i've only had a few popsicles and some pudding with mashed fruit

i've decided not to eat any solids today since they grate awfuly
and seem to delay the healing process.

so a day of liquid food should be just the ticket right now

i'm aiming for a mad shopping spree next saturday, that's my goal
now and i'm striving toward it lol.

IstenSzek said:

Shopping? You must be getting better.

Good to hear, Lars. Take care.