coolcat said:

Spookymuffin said:

That explains a lot.

luv4all7 said:

Spookymuffin said:

OMFG!!!

Spookymuffin said:

you lie!

and you are gay..

IrresistibleB1tch said:

he's probably a vegan too.

purplerein said:

you don't HAVE to, but we'll take any new recruits!

purplerein said:

I'm vegetarian! I drink milk.

I see all the bad things. I see the cellulite, I see the red blotches on my skin I see the pot belly and I see the flat chest. I hate myself naked, hate it!

REDFEATHERS said:

You should take advantage of this moment, Nic...that boy NEVER gives out compliments...

coolcat said:

how do you feel about wino...er...wine?

CarrieLee said:

Carrie! You were asked to be a model, for god's sake!

REDFEATHERS said:

i'm fucking straight for fuck's sake what do i have to do to prove that?!!!!

now take the compliment because i mean it before i sober up and tear you apart.

purplerein said:

I don't drink wine. I drink pepsi.

REDFEATHERS said:

Spookymuffin said:

oooh.. tear me apart with your teeth..

applekisses said:

I do...but they're...subtle.

Spookymuffin said:

DISGUSTING..

Spookymuffin said:

You're not subtle with your hatred, though...

REDFEATHERS said:

applekisses said:

Fully clothed! I ain't no swimsuit model!

This thread reminds me of one of my favorite LunaChicks songs:

"Less Teeth, More Tits"

Miss Demeanor, a miss take a miss hap-oh.
I implore you. It's no miss tery I dont wanna know you
But Miss America I cant Ignore you
You can wipe out all our progress with your little cotton ball
slice and dice your face to perfection
Slip up a word and down you fall
teeth are capped, lipo-sucked
hair is set and nose is contoured.
tummy's tucked and boobs are lifted,
uncross your legs and your pantyhose shifted
am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much?
am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch?
Hi, how are you, how high are you
Less Teeth and More Tits Its never enough
You'll never be good enough
you got Less Teeth & More Tits
What a bunch of hipocrits tryin to change the world
bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles
how you gonna change the world?
I wanna see something else
why wont you show me something else
You put the X-tra in ordinary
you add the minus to the plus size
You put the blues into my brown eye
you put the "turd" into saturday
something different and meaningful
that makes your smiles not seem so evil
when that crown falls off your head
will you still feel better off dead?
I wanna see something else.

Most people think I'm ugly. This is a FACT. People who love me see past the physical and don't feel that way about me, but anybody who looks at me with objective eyes is gonna have to say that I ain't cute.

And I accept it, and I'm happy anyway. Very happy.

REDFEATHERS said:

but i don't want to eat your vagina.

applekisses said:

Really??? But I can hardly shag him to show my gratitude, can I?

HereToRockYourWorld said:

That's how things should be.

Have you ever had anyone try to change you to suit themselves and thought they were doing you "a favor"?

HereToRockYourWorld said:

This is not true! Whenever I have been near you, I marvel at how cute a girl you are You may not have the model body and all that shit but you are absolutely attractive I can see why you have no problem attracting someone because you have a complete package goin on

REDFEATHERS said:

Well, he IS legal now

applekisses said:

People need to be told when they're offending me.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

whaaaaat??? woman, you're friggin adorable and you know it.

Spookymuffin said:

That's mean.