thesexofit said:

no mens sweaty balls

karmatornado said:

Tittyfucking is OK. My girls breasts are big enough. She seems to like it more then me. My girl askes me to shout at her though. U know, nasty, cliche porn malarky. Its embarrasssing. I don't know what to say? She watches more porn then me?

"oh yeah, ur so tight". Thats about as much as i can stretch (LOL) it.

ZombieKitten said:

they are tainted.

ZombieKitten said:

I don't have access. Unlike certain western European countries (the French) who use bidets and perfume as a substitute for baths. They do not bathe daily and deodorant is foreign.

brownsugar said:

karmatornado said:

Channel #5 bath soap for that. When hunting, nothing the wildlife can smell and I always "keep my face in the wind". Rule of thumb.

OK, back in 1998 there was a gas plant explosion here in the middle of winter

For 2 weeks we had no hot water. So I topped and tailed for 2 weeks. I went to the hairdresser and paid $5 to have my hair washed!

brownsugar said:

"once i ran to you (i ran), now i run from u.
These tainted balls are smelly....."

thesexofit said:

Can't you have your laptop at the bedside and actually PLAY porn with that kind of talk going on, so it's not so much effort?? Ask her to pick her fav and run it while you're doing the breast thing. She'll get the sound effects, and you won't get distracted by doing something that's not comfortable.

xplnyrslf said:

Way to buy into a stereotype and sound ignorant.

evenstar3 said:

I think they even started shaving their legs over there too!

ZombieKitten said:

no way!

evenstar3 said:

and - I know this is shocking - but some of them live together before they get married!!!

ZombieKitten said:

for SHAME!

5 days.

Spookymuffin said:

amateur

you's are GROSS

http://www.nre.vic.gov.au..._home?open

we haven't been able to water our gardens now for years, showers and baths will be next!

2 or 3 days, I'd guess, when traveling by sleeper train to and from Malaysia. I take 1 thorough shower a day and usually once or twice during the day I'll jump in there and throw water over myself to cool down.

Fauxie said:

what about before you moved to this climate? back in the northern hemisphere?

jerseykrs said:

You's have a lisp.

AsianBomb777 said:

I bet you have gone quite long between bathtimes!

ZombieKitten said:

Well I don't think I ever went more than 2 or 3 days without a shower in the UK either. I didn't shower as often there, just once a day or very occasionally twice.

Fauxie said:

pathetic!

ZombieKitten said:

You stink!

Fauxie said:

back in 1998 I most certainly did but then so did everyone!

ZombieKitten said:

Could you smell the country from New Zealand?

Fauxie said:

probably! I think you could even see it from space