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Thread started 11/01/06 9:10am

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Trust a Man...........:doh:.......

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
Room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area
And noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
Touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable Movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling Him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
Curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat Lined, No Pulse, No Heart Rate.

The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said,

"I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

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cartman.........Gimme your Doughnut,,,,,,
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It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.

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