In an alternate reality I would be devoutly Christian and this thread would not suck ass.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

but what about the baby?!!?

AsianBomb777 said:

in an alternate reality you would post regularly to readyfortheworld.org under the username OhSheila777.

Anx said:

oh that is LOW!!!!!



!!!!!

Anx said:

AsianBomb777 said:

my mum bought me that cassette in 1985 for Christmas

ZombieKitten said:

CinisterCee said:

I dated one of them! but he caught me out with the man I eventually married.... He was really hurt... As I passed each member at Victoria Station... they just shook there head like man you sux! My X asked me what the hell was that about!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Oh Oh Museah!

Anx said:

Its been pretty good actually. untill klhk and i got kicked out of best buy for harrassing the staffs bootys during work hrs.then we went over to asianbombs house to braid his hair.


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4real u betta!

http://www.youtube.com/wa...h1m_-Vou08

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

you got stinkeye from ready for the world!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Nonono. My personal trainer checks into this thread every now and then, hoping you will post the summer ritual pictures.

HamsterHuey said:

so does my chef

ZombieKitten said:

In between kitten soufflé's?


MMMMM

HamsterHuey said:

soufflés made of BRAINS

ZombieKitten said:

KITTEN brains.

Anyways. My personal trainer has just arrived. I am going to work out now.

HamsterHuey said:

even in my parallel universe I don't think I would work out

ZombieKitten said:

AND I got two breads in the oven... gotta run, hun; the kids will come out of school ANY moment now...

HamsterHuey said:

haha, now that is reality for me

Anx said:

Like I'd EVER call you. Quit projecting your problems, dawg and QUIT CALLING ME. For the last time, I HATE Morrissey. I know you've loved him since back in the day and you still write his lyrics on your arm and whatnot but I will NOT bring you to his show!

endorphin74 said:

I thought he was carving them into his arm...

CarrieMpls said:

you were supposed to keep that a SECRET. DAMN...I NEVER gossip to you and the ONE time I do you blab it to the world

HamsterHuey said:

GROSS

I hate kitties so much I refuse to eat them. They should really all just be disintegrated.

Hey Anx-

Could you PLEASE keep your wifey under control? The Muse snuck back to MPLS last weekend to chill with Prince.

endorphin74 said:

What a fabulous picture! Muse usually isn't very photogenic.

that prince is one handsome fellow too.

CarrieMpls said:

he has ladyhands.

Thanks for this thread Anx. I just need to get something off my chest: Madonna and all her fuckin bullshit is making me sick. It's SO obvious she has an insatiable need to be the center of attention and this damn baby adoption thing is further proof that she will stop at nothing to be the biggest media attention seeking whore on the planet I just saw Ann Coulter on Fox News and she had so many witty and intelligent observations on this important matter that it saddens me that someone like Anne has been demonized in the past- I think little baby David would have been much better off with someone like Ann Coulter.

There, I feel better now. I'm running late for my E-meter appointment. Only $2,000 and 12 more sessions to go and my Thetan will be clean of all homosexual desire!
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Hello all! Long time no see!

I just got back from seeing Prince on his fabulous world tour for 3121! Wow! I'm just glad that Graycap was able to hip us to this accurate information! I spent the entire show with him and Zelaria. They're both such down-to-earth people.

Of course, these days I spend most of my time over at MichaelBolton.org or over on the message boards for The O'Reilly factor. That is, when I'm not out on the campaign trail for various Republican candidates that I support! I sooooo hope we get a few more terms for Rick Perry here in Texas!

"And there will be a plague and a river of blood!"