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Just barely in time for Halloween...THE 2006 BIZARRO ALTERNATE UNIVERSE ORG THREAD! ![]() MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE MUSE AND I ARE HAVING OUR SECOND BABY!!! Yes, it's true. Our little son Althom is going to have a playmate soon! Muse has been a little upset since getting the news (it's just pre-partum depression!), but I suggested that she doll herself up a little and put on something other than her typical baggy overalls and faded Richard Marx t-shirt, and she was all "you can't take the tomboy out of me, Anx! Quit trying! I hate you." She's a feisty one! I can't believe we've been married 11 years now (and only ONE extended separation...granted it was seven years long and she slapped a restraining order on my ass, but we don't dwell on that anymore, thank odin.) Anyway, it's going to be a blessed nine months if we can just get that mean-spirited Endorphin74 to quit prank calling us at all hours. Oh, and recently he's been having pizzas delivered to our house in beautiful Central Indiana. I KNOW IT'S YOU, ENDO, SO KNOCK IT OFF! I CAN HEAR YOUR PIXIES MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN YOU CALL!!! ![]() So life isn't perfect, but we make do. I just go out and shoot some hoops or watch some ESPN SportsCenter when life gets to be too much, and I'm happy as can be in a jiffy. Speaking of a jiffy, I gotta go - Muse is making veal stuffed steak poppers for dinner! ![]() How are things going in YOUR bizarro org alternate universe? [Edited 10/31/06 17:12pm] | |
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YES! Devil Children and veil stuffed steaks!
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![]() My alternate universe is just as exciting as the real one. ![]() By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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SpisaRibb said: YES! Devil Children and veil stuffed steaks!
![]() IrresistibleB1tch FedExed us some flank filets from her factory farm. People complain about meat from abused livestock that gets pumped with chemicals and how bad it is, but I think it actually makes beef taste better! ![]() [Edited 10/31/06 17:29pm] | |
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Anx said: IrresistibleB1tch FedExed us some flank filets from her factory farm. People complain about meat from abused livestock that gets pumped with chemicals and how bad it is, but I think it actually makes beef taste better!
![]() OMG! U are evil!!!! I love it! ![]() http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: Anx said: IrresistibleB1tch FedExed us some flank filets from her factory farm. People complain about meat from abused livestock that gets pumped with chemicals and how bad it is, but I think it actually makes beef taste better!
![]() OMG! U are evil!!!! I love it! ![]() Well, what can I say - as everyone knows, I LOVE MEAT! ![]() | |
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My alternate universe is swell. I just looked up a bunch of information using the org search function. ![]() | |
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AsianBomb777 said: My alternate universe is swell. I just looked up a bunch of information using the org search function.
![]() LAME! ![]() | |
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Anx said: AsianBomb777 said: My alternate universe is swell. I just looked up a bunch of information using the org search function.
![]() LAME! ![]() I've used that joke on all your alternate universe threads ![]() | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Anx said: LAME! ![]() I've used that joke on all your alternate universe threads ![]() i guess at this point i have to take what i can get. ![]() | |
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AsianBomb777 said: My alternate universe is swell. I just looked up a bunch of information using the org search function.
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See? I'm not creative enough to be here. I just don't fit in. ![]() I LOVE the picture though!!!! ![]() | |
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Anx said: AsianBomb777 said: I've used that joke on all your alternate universe threads ![]() i guess at this point i have to take what i can get. ![]() Bitch please! This ain't no bathhouse! ![]() | |
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Anx said: SpisaRibb said: YES! Devil Children and veil stuffed steaks!
![]() IrresistibleB1tch FedExed us some flank filets from her factory farm. People complain about meat from abused livestock that gets pumped with chemicals and how bad it is, but I think it actually makes beef taste better! ![]() [Edited 10/31/06 17:29pm] She sent you package of meat? I didnt give her permission to do that! She's my wife here in the alternate universe, you know. .. | |
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ughh... another rugrat running around. great job, anx ![]() well since you asked, i just returned on my jet from the latest performance of prince and mayte doing their performance art dance number in vancouver. that man still looks amazing in a leotard ![]() it is so refreshing to be around an artist that doesn't have a performer's ego. after the performance we all went to a cannabis cafe and lit up a few ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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Anx said: I KNOW IT'S YOU, ENDO, SO KNOCK IT OFF! I CAN HEAR YOUR PIXIES MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN YOU CALL!!! ![]() ![]() |
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Anx said: SpisaRibb said: YES! Devil Children and veil stuffed steaks!
![]() IrresistibleB1tch FedExed us some flank filets from her factory farm. People complain about meat from abused livestock that gets pumped with chemicals and how bad it is, but I think it actually makes beef taste better! ![]() [Edited 10/31/06 17:29pm] i'm really glad you enjoyed the filets! the way i see it, a little growth hormone just goes wonderfully with a light Boone's Farm! ![]() things here are going pretty well. CBorgman and i are just wrapping up our state-wide stump with Bush - ugh, it was just so wonderful to be around a politician so dedicated to personal accountability. ![]() the kids are doing well. Chris Jr. just started middle school; those Mennenites are doing a wonderful job educating him. little Patsy was so cute tonight, all dressed up like Paris Hilton! who says a 3-year-old can't be stylish? well, gotta go - i have to finish that PowerPoint presentation for ED. he's really doing well since taking on the Darwin Chair of Science at MIT. ![]() nite, all! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Anx said: IrresistibleB1tch FedExed us some flank filets from her factory farm. People complain about meat from abused livestock that gets pumped with chemicals and how bad it is, but I think it actually makes beef taste better! ![]() [Edited 10/31/06 17:29pm] i'm really glad you enjoyed the filets! the way i see it, a little growth hormone just goes wonderfully with a light Boone's Farm! ![]() things here are going pretty well. CBorgman and i are just wrapping up our state-wide stump with Bush - ugh, it was just so wonderful to be around a politician so dedicated to personal accountability. ![]() the kids are doing well. Chris Jr. just started middle school; those Mennenites are doing a wonderful job educating him. little Patsy was so cute tonight, all dressed up like Paris Hilton! who says a 3-year-old can't be stylish? well, gotta go - i have to finish that PowerPoint presentation for ED. he's really doing well since taking on the Darwin Chair of Science at MIT. ![]() nite, all! Oh that is just wonderful! Thanks again for the grub. I do have concerns with exposing your child to Christians at such a damn young age! What the fuck are you thinking? Why the fuck do you vote? frankly, I think your main problem is that you THINK far to much... Hell if I had done that I never would have managed to move to Indiana and give birth to Althom. Fuckin lighten up already damn! | |
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CarrieMpls said: Anx said: I KNOW IT'S YOU, ENDO, SO KNOCK IT OFF! I CAN HEAR YOUR PIXIES MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN YOU CALL!!! ![]() ![]() I intercepted that little orgnote you sent to Shawna about me dragging my Brat to the last invasion! AT LEAST have the courage to tell me yourself. I already said I would pay for the carpet to be cleaned and I am sure that Sugars bald spots have grown back by now. You single folk always make such a damn big deal over the little things. By the way that shit about Sugar hiding for a month... FUNNY HA HA! Like ANYONE believes that. Anyway if Althom and 9'sy Jr.... ( Who will be born 4 weeks before the next invasion) arent welcome THEN NEITHER AM I ! ![]() | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: CarrieMpls said: ![]() I intercepted that little orgnote you sent to Shawna about me dragging my Brat to the last invasion! AT LEAST have the courage to tell me yourself. I already said I would pay for the carpet to be cleaned and I am sure that Sugars bald spots have grown back by now. You single folk always make such a damn big deal over the little things. By the way that shit about Sugar hiding for a month... FUNNY HA HA! Like ANYONE believes that. Anyway if Althom and 9'sy Jr.... ( Who will be born 4 weeks before the next invasion) arent welcome THEN NEITHER AM I ! ![]() I never said you were invited back anyway. Like it would even be an ivasion if you were there. No one would show up! ![]() |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i'm really glad you enjoyed the filets! the way i see it, a little growth hormone just goes wonderfully with a light Boone's Farm! ![]() things here are going pretty well. CBorgman and i are just wrapping up our state-wide stump with Bush - ugh, it was just so wonderful to be around a politician so dedicated to personal accountability. ![]() the kids are doing well. Chris Jr. just started middle school; those Mennenites are doing a wonderful job educating him. little Patsy was so cute tonight, all dressed up like Paris Hilton! who says a 3-year-old can't be stylish? well, gotta go - i have to finish that PowerPoint presentation for ED. he's really doing well since taking on the Darwin Chair of Science at MIT. ![]() nite, all! Oh that is just wonderful! Thanks again for the grub. I do have concerns with exposing your child to Christians at such a damn young age! What the fuck are you thinking? Why the fuck do you vote? frankly, I think your main problem is that you THINK far to much... Hell if I had done that I never would have managed to move to Indiana and give birth to Althom. Fuckin lighten up already damn! you know, Muse - i think you're right! maybe in November, after Chris and i come back from our hunting trip, i'll load Patsy up in the car and we'll come visit you. i'd really love to learn more about Satanism - maybe we can attend some meetings with you and Anx! ![]() which fur coat do you think i'll need in Indiana in November? ![]() ![]() | |
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CarrieMpls said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: I intercepted that little orgnote you sent to Shawna about me dragging my Brat to the last invasion! AT LEAST have the courage to tell me yourself. I already said I would pay for the carpet to be cleaned and I am sure that Sugars bald spots have grown back by now. You single folk always make such a damn big deal over the little things. By the way that shit about Sugar hiding for a month... FUNNY HA HA! Like ANYONE believes that. Anyway if Althom and 9'sy Jr.... ( Who will be born 4 weeks before the next invasion) arent welcome THEN NEITHER AM I ! ![]() I never said you were invited back anyway. Like it would even be an ivasion if you were there. No one would show up! ![]() I can't believe I used to see you as a friend... Ever since you married that fuckin uptight Republican Preacher jackass... you have turned into SUCH a snob! Frankly he is GAY wake up and smell the tea lady. ( Which is why I still call you single) After you made me wear that damn low cut contraption you called a bridesmaid dress i should have never spoke to you again! I was so embarassed I was hanging out all over the place. My bad! Bye Bitch! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i'm really glad you enjoyed the filets! the way i see it, a little growth hormone just goes wonderfully with a light Boone's Farm! ![]() things here are going pretty well. CBorgman and i are just wrapping up our state-wide stump with Bush - ugh, it was just so wonderful to be around a politician so dedicated to personal accountability. ![]() the kids are doing well. Chris Jr. just started middle school; those Mennenites are doing a wonderful job educating him. little Patsy was so cute tonight, all dressed up like Paris Hilton! who says a 3-year-old can't be stylish? well, gotta go - i have to finish that PowerPoint presentation for ED. he's really doing well since taking on the Darwin Chair of Science at MIT. ![]() nite, all! Oh that is just wonderful! Thanks again for the grub. I do have concerns with exposing your child to Christians at such a damn young age! What the fuck are you thinking? Why the fuck do you vote? frankly, I think your main problem is that you THINK far to much... Hell if I had done that I never would have managed to move to Indiana and give birth to Althom. Fuckin lighten up already damn! Wooh! Thanks for understanding! (I am a little bit hormonal these days) But PLEASE don't call us Satanists... ![]() ![]() ![]() PLEASE dont bring a fur to me. You know how i love the cold .... ![]() ![]() | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: CarrieMpls said: I never said you were invited back anyway. Like it would even be an ivasion if you were there. No one would show up! ![]() I can't believe I used to see you as a friend... Ever since you married that fuckin uptight Republican Preacher jackass... you have turned into SUCH a snob! Frankly he is GAY wake up and smell the tea lady. ( Which is why I still call you single) After you made me wear that damn low cut contraption you called a bridesmaid dress i should have never spoke to you again! I was so embarassed I was hanging out all over the place. My bad! Bye Bitch! ![]() I can't even keep it up. ![]() |
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so much negativity here!
can't we get zelaira or one of the other mods to clean this thread up? | |
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CarrieMpls said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: I can't believe I used to see you as a friend... Ever since you married that fuckin uptight Republican Preacher jackass... you have turned into SUCH a snob! Frankly he is GAY wake up and smell the tea lady. ( Which is why I still call you single) After you made me wear that damn low cut contraption you called a bridesmaid dress i should have never spoke to you again! I was so embarassed I was hanging out all over the place. My bad! Bye Bitch! ![]() I can't even keep it up. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: ![]() ![]() who are you? | |
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Anx said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: ![]() ![]() who are you? Im on 6 feet Under season 4..... I am writing an opening for their come back.... You have a role in the first 5 minutes! ![]() | |
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