I never get awards 'round here, so I'm going to appoint with the following:

The Best Poster EVER, Who Should Be President of the WORLD, with retina in her harem and jerseykrs as her court jester.

What award do you give yourself?

I think award threads are kind of cliquish and biased.

AsianBomb777 said:

Cortes I seriously award you the easiest to talk to, and best topic starter.

luv4all7 said:

Great. There may be room for you in my cabinet. Probably "Secretary of Blond Affairs."

Congradulations to :

Machaela

winner of October's

Most Compassionate Daughter award

for

daily caregiving to her mother who suffers from Alzheimers

Mach said:

Mach said:

Mach said:

I can only imagine. It must be difficult.

My mother is insane, but only in a mundane sense. She's air headed and not very intelligent. But I love her the same. I could only imagine what it would be like if she were suffering from something like Alzheimer's.
I commend your strength and most of all, compassion.

CortestheKiller said:

I'm not blonde anymore.

But I guess I'm good at it.

AsianBomb777 said:

STOP

Like I need another reason to cry today




TY

Mach said:

You really are such a beautiful woman, inside and out.

AsianBomb777 said:

Well, yeah, I just don't know how to react to that.

I award myself tthe prize for being able to piss of the most orgers in one week.

.....and not even on purpose.

CortestheKiller said:

Ummmmm, I'm the Queen of the Universe, so you must defer to me.

gemini13 said:

Zeus overthrew the Titans. I, too, shall overthrow you.

The Social Butterfly Award


For having a hand in bringing people together from all over the world....

( For a noble cause too)

The 12" Cock Award


and

The Model Orger Award

Mach said:

I helped take care of my Dad... it isn't easy at all. All respect to you for putting in those 36 hour days.

The Fat People Motivater Award

for motivating fat folks to quit stuffing thier faces

The Golden Tractor Award.

2the9s said:

That is just sick!

The "My God, Just Bring Back the Captain!" Award

OR

The "Org Name Sounds Like a rejected Depends slogan" Award


OR

The "Org Most Likely To Run Off With Andrew Ridgeley if Either He or Andrew Were Gay" Award.

Take your pick.

GottaLetitgo said:

How about all three. There's no limit, after all!

i get the "smooth move, exlax!" award

for leaving my bike unlocked in my backyard
instead of putting it in the shed

noticed it was stolen yesterday

emm said: