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Talk about a messy divorce! Man separates from wife — and his ring finger
Austrian doesn’t regret presenting digit to his ex-wife after divorce VIENNA - A Viennese man cut off his ring finger and presented the digit, still holding his wedding band, to his ex-wife after an acrimonious divorce, Austrian news agency APA reported Tuesday. Charged with dangerous harassment and assault for the act, he told a preliminary hearing he did not regret having cut off the finger and had chosen deliberately not to reattached it. “It was an act of breaking free,” the man was quoted as saying. He did not miss his finger, could work well without it and did not plan on getting married again anyway, he said. 
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Well that's one way to do it.
*writes it down for future reference* | |
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So if the government doesn't allow one to marry but you need to end a relationship, do you present a severed penis? | |
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Jesus
I wonder what her reaction was? | |
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At least he can still use his middle finger when he sees the bitch in court.
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evenstar3 said: Jesus
I wonder what her reaction was? I would guess, it was something like this: "Hey Honey." "Oh hey, David." "I've got something for you." "Oh really?" "Yeah" *gives finger* "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAVID..OH MY GOD - IS THIS YOUR..YOUR FINGER?!" "Yes, yes it is, Mary - I want a divorce." "WHAT THE FUCK DAVID, YOUR FINGER. YOUR FINGER! I MEAN..LOOK IT'S EVEN GOT THE RING ON AND EVERYTHING. YOU FUCKING PSYCHO. YOU FREAK. GET OUT. GET OUT NOW." "YAY!" "GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT AND NEVER COME NEAR ME OR THE KIDS AGAIN" "I'M FREEEEE!"  | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: Jesus
I wonder what her reaction was? I would guess, it was something like this: "Hey Honey." "Oh hey, David." "I've got something for you." "Oh really?" "Yeah" *gives finger* "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAVID..OH MY GOD - IS THIS YOUR..YOUR FINGER?!" "Yes, yes it is, Mary - I want a divorce." "WHAT THE FUCK DAVID, YOUR FINGER. YOUR FINGER! I MEAN..LOOK IT'S EVEN GOT THE RING ON AND EVERYTHING. YOU FUCKING PSYCHO. YOU FREAK. GET OUT. GET OUT NOW." "YAY!" "GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT AND NEVER COME NEAR ME OR THE KIDS AGAIN" "I'M FREEEEE!"  | |
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Like his wife was going to think anything other than "thank God I'm rid of that asshole" after he did that.
Idiot. | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: Jesus
I wonder what her reaction was? I would guess, it was something like this: "Hey Honey." "Oh hey, David." "I've got something for you." "Oh really?" "Yeah" *gives finger* "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAVID..OH MY GOD - IS THIS YOUR..YOUR FINGER?!" "Yes, yes it is, Mary - I want a divorce." "WHAT THE FUCK DAVID, YOUR FINGER. YOUR FINGER! I MEAN..LOOK IT'S EVEN GOT THE RING ON AND EVERYTHING. YOU FUCKING PSYCHO. YOU FREAK. GET OUT. GET OUT NOW." "YAY!" "GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT AND NEVER COME NEAR ME OR THE KIDS AGAIN" "I'M FREEEEE!"  | |
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CinisterCee said: So if the government doesn't allow one to marry but you need to end a relationship, do you present a severed penis?
Only if it's wearing a cock-ring. | |
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Illustrator said: CinisterCee said: So if the government doesn't allow one to marry but you need to end a relationship, do you present a severed penis?
Only if it's wearing a cock-ring. (Sound) | |
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Illustrator said: CinisterCee said: So if the government doesn't allow one to marry but you need to end a relationship, do you present a severed penis?
Only if it's wearing a cock-ring. | |
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CinisterCee said: At least he can still use his middle finger when he sees the bitch in court.
Exactly. (he thinks, as he plans some crazy shit against his estranged wife) "Never get married" that was good advice! Why did i ignore you Clarence Williams the 3rd?!  |
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Reincarnate said: Like his wife was going to think anything other than "thank God I'm rid of that asshole" after he did that.
Idiot. thats what i was thinking. dumb move  | |
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Bang goes the five finger knuckle shuffle | |
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moderatorthat's Vienna, a town that has no pooper-scooper laws.....so if you ever go there, watch your step! seriously | |
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pkidwell said: that's Vienna, a town that has no pooper-scooper laws.....so if you ever go there, watch your step! seriously
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