I do have boobies. And if I squeezed 'em together real good, I could probably get a titty-fuck.

From a man with a really, really small penis.

you guys are cracking me up tonight!!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

At least I'm crackin' somebody up.

CortestheKiller said:

I was going to say a joke along these lines in the other thread. Of course, the example of the tiny penis was going to be Jersey's.

JustErin said:

You take that back! I don't want to think of his tiny, offensive penis anywhere near my a-cups.

Heh heh. But I think you probably have it pegged.

CortestheKiller said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I still don't understand the Keith Olbermann infatuation.

This would've been better as a myspace bulletin/personal ad

Fauxie said:

Can I ever do anything to please you?

This is for you:


I found 'em for ya!

CortestheKiller said:

he's smart, funny and handsome - what's not to love?

CortestheKiller said:

omg, that's genuine boobage, albeit to a tiny degree, but there's no doubt looking at that pic that those are indeed breasts under your shirt.

so what's before 'a' in the alphabet?

forget it, it's not important. how's your bum?

Fauxie said:

Retina knows I have boobies. He'd defend me.

As my bum. How is it you ask? Satiated.

CortestheKiller said:

You can't always rely on Retina to defend your boobs. They need to stand up and be counted.

That's great about your bum. If sometimes we don't interact that much in the forums we should at least try to touch base every week with a 'how's your bum?' orgnote or two.

Fauxie said:

Oh, that'd be lovely. I had no idea you were so worried about my bum.

CortestheKiller said:

Not worried. Ultimately I just want what's best for your bum and I'm not afraid to make tough and unpopular decisions if it's necessary to make sure your bum is the best it can be. I see everything's in order though, so that's good.

Fauxie said:

You are such a kind and caring man, Fauxie.

I feel this friendship is eternal.

CortestheKiller said:

You know what I realised? This is the second thread you've made in the last couple of weeks with my name in or as the title. I think it's time I reciprocated by dropping your name wherever I possibly can, even with my wife (e.g. "Nice! This is how I imagine Cortes does it, don't stop")

Fauxie said:

You know, that's an absolutely excellent idea! And I'm sure that will really boost things in the hay!

CortestheKiller said:

In these parts you're already referred to simply as 'the bum' in a similar fashion to Elle Macpherson's nickname of 'the body'.

Fauxie said:

Wow!

You know, I really don't even know what to say to it.

CortestheKiller said:

Fauxie said:

CortestheKiller said:

The bum is sorted. Now to work on the boobs. You can practise on my finger.

Fauxie said:

Well, if you promise to be gentle.

CortestheKiller said:

If I close my eyes I can imagine spooky's doing it.

Fauxie said:

I need a man where a mere boy won't do.

CortestheKiller said:

By the way, this thread is disgusting.

Fauxie said:

I was thinking more like jerseykrs. I mean, he's a very hairy manly man. Have a look at his back sometime.

CortestheKiller said:

Yeah, he is more manly than me, that's for sure.