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What song do you really like that those close to you might find VERY uncharacteristic of you? probably anything by Enrique Iglesias 
2 ) What is your favorite band? radiohead 3 ) Why do you like your favorite band? because they make thought provoking, often cutting edge music with lyrics and vocals that touch me unlike any other music 4 ) Who is your favorite solo artist? prince, probably 5 ) Why do you like yoru favorite solo artist. because he's got so many songs and i like 98% of them, which astounds me 6 ) How important is music to you? not as important as it used to be, but still cool 7 ) How often do you listen to music, and for how long? these days probably just in the car or whilst i'm on the computer 8 ) Have you ever tried to dress or look like one of your favorite musical acts? lol. thank heavens no 9 ) What is your favorite book, and why is it your favorite book? the master and margarita by m.a. bulgakov. because it's clever, hilarious, deep and generally exhilerating. 10 ) What is your favorite movie, and why is it your favorite movie? i don't think i have a favorite movie anymore. if i did it would probably be some long, boring flick that drives most people mad. like Dogville by Von Trier or something 11 ) Who is your favorite actor, and why? not sure 
12 ) Who is your favorite actress, and why? nicole kidman. cause she's pleasant to look at and she's got a nice voice 13 ) Who is the most overpayed, underperforming actor or actress in hollywood? madonna and prince, lol 
14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why? david duchovney. cuz i would make him come sit on the casting couch first 
15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? Lars Von Trier 
16 ) Loveboat-Fantasy Island Saturday nights, or Dukes of Hazard? this question is simply too gay for me 
17 ) Who was the best James Bond? Sean 18 ) Forest Gump or King Kong? Forest Gump 19 ) Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Trek: The Next Generation 20 ) Romantic Comedy or Horror film? romantic comedy 
21 ) What food items do you wish they should serve at movie theatres? quinoa with steamed vegetables and slighty grilled chickenbreast 
22 ) What's your favorite seat in a theatre? about 2/3 to the back and as far to the right as possible 23 ) Who's your favorite poet? right now, Osip Mandelstam 24 ) Who's your favorite author? it's a combination of several. bulgakov, all 3 brontë sisters, rushdie, camus, saramago, kafka and gogol. 25 ) Let's say, you're going to write a novel about your life. Give me the first three sentences. it would only have one line, lol. what starts in brine should end in brine. the end  [Edited 10/29/06 2:10am] and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Number23 said: 21 ) What food items do you wish they should serve at movie theatres? LSD
22 ) What's your favorite seat in a theatre? The one nearest the emergency exits incase there's a fire. a fire from people slipping some acid on their tongue?  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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1 ) What song do you really like that those close to you might find VERY uncharacteristic of you? Down with the Sickness - Disturbed
2 ) What is your favorite band? Kiss 3 ) Why do you like your favorite band? many reasons 4 ) Who is your favorite solo artist? oh god... couldn't say 5 ) Why do you like yoru favorite solo artist. ... 6 ) How important is music to you? it's like oxygen 7 ) How often do you listen to music, and for how long? all the time... since I was about 5 8 ) Have you ever tried to dress or look like one of your favorite musical acts? no but one day I will don the Kiss facepaint and and costume 9 ) What is your favorite book, and why is it your favorite book? LOTR - no words can describe how good it is 10 ) What is your favorite movie, and why is it your favorite movie? LOTR Trilogy - because the same story gets my heart every time 11 ) Who is your favorite actor, and why? I'm gonna list 3 - Al Pacino Robert DeNiro and Anthony Hopkins. why? because they are legendary 12 ) Who is your favorite actress, and why? Jodie Foster - because she's legendary 13 ) Who is the most overpayed, underperforming actor or actress in hollywood? Paris fucking Hilton 14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why? Rosie 
15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? Robert DeNiro 16 ) Loveboat-Fantasy Island Saturday nights, or Dukes of Hazard? Fantasy Island 17 ) Who was the best James Bond? omg is there any question? Sean Connery! 18 ) Forest Gump or King Kong? Forrest Gump 19 ) Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Wars 20 ) Romantic Comedy or Horror film? Horror 21 ) What food items do you wish they should serve at movie theatres? take away 22 ) What's your favorite seat in a theatre? dunno... anywhere I can see 23 ) Who's your favorite poet? Jim Morrison 24 ) Who's your favorite author? JRR Tolkien 25 ) Let's say, you're going to write a novel about your life. Give me the first three sentences…  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: 1 ) What song do you really like that those close to you might find VERY uncharacteristic of you? Bring em out T.I.
2 ) What is your favorite band? Sly&Family Stone, Parliament 3 ) Why do you like your favorite band? They are revolutionaries 4 ) Who is your favorite solo artist? Prince, Stevie, Jimmy, Rakim 5 ) Why do you like yoru favorite solo artist. All Groundbreaking 6 ) How important is music to you? Vitally, it's life affirming! 7 ) How often do you listen to music, and for how long? Everyday! Most days a couple of hours, today about 15 hours! 8 ) Have you ever tried to dress or look like one of your favorite musical acts? Never, I'm just cool as myself! 9 ) What is your favorite book, and why is it your favorite book? A Staggering Work of Heartbreaking Genius, The title says it all 10 ) What is your favorite movie, and why is it your favorite movie? The Usual Suspects, Goodwill Hunting,Pulp Fiction, Casablanca These movies made me fall in love with cinema. 11 ) Who is your favorite actor, and why? Bogart, Spacey, Denzel, Samuel L. Jackson, and Matt Damon. Keanu Reeves, Chow Yun Fat All very diverse and powerful on screen. 12 ) Who is your favorite actress, and why? Raquel Welch, Jodi Foster, Sonia Latham, Penelope Cruz, They are not just hot, but intelligent. 13 ) Who is the most overpayed, underperforming actor or actress in hollywood? Ben Affleck, Sandra Bullock. They suck. 14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why? Damon, Chow Yun Fat, or K.Reeves, I sound very similiar to Reeves, but like Damons acting skills, and am half asian therefore I dig chow yun fat! 15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? Tarantino, Zach Braff, or Sofia Copola. 16 ) Loveboat-Fantasy Island Saturday nights, or Dukes of Hazard? Dukes of Hazard 17 ) Who was the best James Bond? Sean Connery 18 ) Forest Gump or King Kong? Forrest Gump 19 ) Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Wars 20 ) Romantic Comedy or Horror film? Romantic Comedy 21 ) What food items do you wish they should serve at movie theatres? Tacos. 22 ) What's your favorite seat in a theatre? 3/4 up and dead center 23 ) Who's your favorite poet? Saul Williams and William Blake 24 ) Who's your favorite author? Dave Eggers, Dennis Lehanne, Tolstoy 25 ) Let's say, you're going to write a novel about your life. Give me the first three sentences They say that a man's life story can often be written before a man dies do to his flaws in character. I hope and pray I am not this kind of mam. Many a mistake I have made, but the journey that is my life is cannot be defined in one book alone. Grammar edit. Thanks Number23
[Edited 10/28/06 20:06pm] Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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1 ) What song do you really like that those close to you might find VERY uncharacteristic of you?
Not paricular songs, but most people are surprised I like some forms of country, like Johnny Cash and Alison Kraus & Union Station. Love bluegrass. Even though Kraus is really too smooth sumtimes, I love her voice lots. Blame love. 2 ) What is your favorite band? Joy Division. 3 ) Why do you like your favorite band? Their intensity still amazes me, musically and lyrically. 4 ) Who is your favorite solo artist? Doh. Prince. 5 ) Why do you like your favorite solo artist. I love the diversity of his music AND his voice. He stilll has the most amazing male singing voice. 6 ) How important is music to you? I could not live without it. 7 ) How often do you listen to music, and for how long? When home, music is playing almost always. 8 ) Have you ever tried to dress or look like one of your favorite musical acts? In 1988 I made my own polkadot suit. Serious. 9 ) What is your favorite book, and why is it your favorite book? The book I have read like DOZENS of times is my favourite kiddie book; THea Beckman's Crusade In Jeans (Kruistocht In Spijkerbroek). Being a young impressionable boy into knights and ewverything medieval, I was very much attracted to a young boy my own age, being transported to medieval times and having loads of adventures. Dutchies; please do NOT go see the movie being released this December. SHUN IT! 10 ) What is your favorite movie, and why is it your favorite movie? I have a nice list of fave movies and sometimes I like this one better than the other one, but the one that topped the list most often is Amadeus. Brilliance on so many levels. 11 ) Who is your favorite actress, and why? A lot of people will be answering Meryl Streep. As I am. A lot of my choices have to do with diversity. This woman radiates it. Still on top of things with The Devil Wears Prada. Showed she does not take herself serious too much by trying comedy when everybody had her pecked as character actress. Jodie Foster comes a close second, with Glen Close being my other goddess. 12 ) Who is your favorite actor, and why? Damn. Tough call. Probably Dustin Hoffman, for the same reasons I like Meryl Streep so much. 13 ) Who is the most overpayed, underperforming actor or actress in hollywood? Keanu Reeves. 14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why? George Clooney. 15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? Sofia Coppola. 16 ) Loveboat-Fantasy Island Saturday nights, or Dukes of Hazard? None. A-Team. Hulk. 17 ) Who was the best James Bond? Not really fond of these movies. Rather dumb. I am curious for that new guy. The Trailer looks fun. 18 ) Forest Gump or King Kong? Original King Kong, thank you. 19 ) Star Wars or Star Trek? Stargate Atlantis. Hehehe. No, Star Wars. Most iconic. ERven though I like the tole the original Trek had on popular television in uptight America, like the first interracial kiss and the first lesbian kiss (in a later series, forgot which). 20 ) Romantic Comedy or Horror film? Romantic Comedy! While You Were Sleeping! YES! 21 ) What food items do you wish they should serve at movie theatres? Ermmm. Who cares? Gimme popcorn! Salted! 22 ) What's your favorite seat in a theatre? The one without noise making teens. 23 ) Who's your favorite poet? Woody Guthrie. 24 ) Who's your favorite author? Right now, Garth Nix. John Courtenay-Grimwood. John Irving. Annie Proulx. Roddy Doyle. Douglas Coupland. Chuck Palahniuk. 25 ) Let's say, you're going to write a novel about your life. Give me the first three sentences… Depends which version you wanna go with... "A grey landscape, devoid of sun. One lonely man in that vast landscape, looking out over the frozen road ahead of him, leading to a forest that hid the horizon from view. Something was wrong, the man knew this." Or... "I love the sights and smells of autumn, the way it can be gentle, but turn violent at any time. I love it's feeble, chilly sunrays, the edges of winter, trying clasp down on it. I love it when the days are dreary and cold, as it makes me appreciate my house and it's warmth even more. The way the cats cuddle up to me after they have been outside, the scents of autumn still in their pelt. Or... "There was much joy in waking up to the smell of my mother's coffee, wafting up to the first floor, listening to my mother rummaging downstairs. Inside my room, my haven. With the doors closed it was all the universe I ever needed, if not for that deliscious smell of sweet coffee luring me back to reality." |
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IstenSzek said: Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? Lars Von Trier
Cue to an parkinglot of a Drive In mcDonalds, early in the morning. Some morning mist still lingers, as the camera slowly pans over the parkinglot, to the sound of birds and cows, somewhere in the distance. Also a steady creaking sound. Slowly a car comes into view, we are looking at the windscreen head on, a man is sitting there, motionless, hands on the wheel. He stares ahead, face without any expression. The camera catches his eye for a second, as it still pans away to the left. In the passenger seat, a small dog, with his front paws up against the window. The dog is wagging it's tail. The camera keeps panning to the left. Slowly the rest of the empty parkinglot comes into view. At the utter end, another car, that emmits the creaking sound, as it steadily makes a rocking motion. [cue to The Amazing Sounds Of Orgy by Radiohead] [Start opening credits] |
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1 ) What song do you really like that those close to you might find VERY uncharacteristic of you? i like a few Hank Williams Jr. songs... 
2 ) What is your favorite band? Die Aerzte and The Time 3 ) Why do you like your favorite band? both are funny and put me in a good mood 4 ) Who is your favorite solo artist? hard to pick just one... i'm going to have to go with Randy Newman, Barry White and Prince - what a combo! 5 ) Why do you like yoru favorite solo artist. they're smart, funny and sexy 6 ) How important is music to you? hard to imagine life without it 7 ) How often do you listen to music, and for how long? depends on where i am. i wished i could listen to music while i work, but it's too distracting 8 ) Have you ever tried to dress or look like one of your favorite musical acts? no
9 ) What is your favorite book, and why is it your favorite book? probably The Human Stain (the book is so much better than the movie). Roth is an amazing writer, and the book truly surprised me. 10 ) What is your favorite movie, and why is it your favorite movie? Damage. everybody i know hates it
11 ) Who is your favorite actor, and why? Jeremy Irons, for his intensity, and Forrest Whittaker for sheer eye candy 12 ) Who is your favorite actress, and why? Juliette Binoche and Frances McDormand 13 ) Who is the most overpayed, underperforming actor or actress in hollywood? Tom Cruise 14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why? Frances McDormand 15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? the Coen Brothers 16 ) Loveboat-Fantasy Island Saturday nights, or Dukes of Hazard? Love Boat i guess
17 ) Who was the best James Bond? duh... Sean Connery 18 ) Forest Gump or King Kong? Forest Gump 19 ) Star Wars or Star Trek? a hot poker in the eye 20 ) Romantic Comedy or Horror film? i'll take the comedy - i can't handle blood and gore 21 ) What food items do you wish they should serve at movie theatres? beer and wine 22 ) What's your favorite seat in a theatre? center, upper 3rd, or sometimes the very back row 
23 ) Who's your favorite poet? Franz Josef Degendardt and Joachim Ringelnatz 24 ) Who's your favorite author? Philip Roth and Truman Capote 25 ) Let's say, you're going to write a novel about your life. Give me the first three sentences… she came a long way from the working class projects of central Germany. at least so it seemed. [Edited 10/29/06 4:44am] | |
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Oh Damn.
Lars like Enreque ASSglacius My sweet Huey wore a poka dotted suite And IB likes Hank WIlliams Jr. 
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AsianBomb777 said: Oh Damn.
Lars like Enreque ASSglacius My sweet Huey wore a poka dotted suite And IB likes Hank WIlliams Jr.
This is one nasty ass thread. i know i should have said Boxcar Willie  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: AsianBomb777 said: Oh Damn.
Lars like Enreque ASSglacius My sweet Huey wore a poka dotted suite And IB likes Hank WIlliams Jr.
This is one nasty ass thread. i know i should have said Boxcar Willie country bumpkin' | |
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AsianBomb777 said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i know i should have said Boxcar Willie country bumpkin'i spent my formative years in SC... can you tell? | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: AsianBomb777 said: country bumpkin'i spent my formative years in SC... can you tell? I'm going to lose whatever leverage I had in admitting this but I love "Family Tradition" and "All my Rowdy Friends" | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Oh Damn.
My sweet Huey wore a poka dotted suit And kicked ass in it! Sold it for 200 guilders too! I even fetched more for the see through building material suit with christmas lights built in... |
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HamsterHuey said: AsianBomb777 said: Oh Damn.
My sweet Huey wore a poka dotted suit And kicked ass in it! Sold it for 200 guilders too! I even fetched more for the see through building material suit with christmas lights built in...
My hotness, I'd rather picture you in a pare of tittie whitties  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: My hotness, I picture you in a pare of tittie whitties
Dunno what those are. Is a jockstrap acceptable? |
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HamsterHuey said: AsianBomb777 said: My hotness, I picture you in a pare of tittie whitties
Dunno what those are. Is a jockstrap acceptable? 
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AsianBomb777 said: HamsterHuey said: Dunno what those are. Is a jockstrap acceptable?
Aw, leave that. Just spit. |
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AsianBomb777 said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i spent my formative years in SC... can you tell? I'm going to lose whatever leverage I had in admitting this but I love "Family Tradition" and "All my Rowdy Friends" who doesn't, albeit secretly?!  | |
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1 ) What song do you really like that those close to you might find VERY uncharacteristic of you? no one song that I can think of, sorry
2 ) What is your favorite band?tie..Beatles and Stones 3 ) Why do you like your favorite band?I'm a child of the sixties, sorta 4 ) Who is your favorite solo artist?Prince 5 ) Why do you like yoru favorite solo artist.his musical talents 6 ) How important is music to you?very important 7 ) How often do you listen to music, and for how long?daily, most of the day 8 ) Have you ever tried to dress or look like one of your favorite musical acts?yes 9 ) What is your favorite book, and why is it your favorite book?The Lymond Series of historical novels by Dorothy Dunnett, because I'd like to be as dashing a rogue as Thomas Lymond was 10 ) What is your favorite movie, and why is it your favorite movie?The Princess Bride, because the dialogue and acting are just so perfect 11 ) Who is your favorite actor, and why?Tied, between Deniro, Pacino, Depp,and Christopher Walken..their intensity, their versatility to play almost any kind of role.[b] 12 ) Who is your favorite actress, and why?[b]don't have one 13 ) Who is the most overpayed, underperforming actor or actress in hollywood?Ben Affleck 14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why?Deniro..he chooses his roles carefully 15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life?Kevin Smith 16 ) Loveboat-Fantasy Island Saturday nights, or Dukes of Hazard?Loveboat/FI 17 ) Who was the best James Bond?Sean Connery 18 ) Forest Gump or King Kong?Gump 19 ) Star Wars or Star Trek?Star Wars 20 ) Romantic Comedy or Horror film?Romantic comedy 21 ) What food items do you wish they should serve at movie theatres?poonanny 22 ) What's your favorite seat in a theatre?Mid theatre, aisle seat, right side 23 ) Who's your favorite poet?Toss up...Auden, Frost, among others.. 24 ) Who's your favorite author?Dorothy Dunnett 25 ) Let's say, you're going to write a novel about your life. Give me the first three sentences… He wasn't perfect, but he tried. His enormous penis, and his skill in using it to bring pleasure to his lady lovers underscored his generous compassion. Ladies lusted after him, and suffered when not with him. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: 1 ) What song do you really like that those close to you might find VERY uncharacteristic of you? (I want it that way)preemptive Fuckoff
2 ) What is your favorite band? U2 3 ) Why do you like your favorite band? Ummmmm, their U2 4 ) Who is your favorite solo artist? Prince 5 ) Why do you like yoru favorite solo artist. Why am I here? 6 ) How important is music to you? Very Important 7 ) How often do you listen to music, and for how long? Couldnt drive without it. 8 ) Have you ever tried to dress or look like one of your favorite musical acts? Not so much 9 ) What is your favorite book, and why is it your favorite book? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, couldnt put it down as a kid 10 ) What is your favorite movie, and why is it your favorite movie? Gladiator "What we do in life echoes in Eternity" 11 ) Who is your favorite actor, and why? Leonardo Dicaprio, Watch The Departed, Gangs of New York, The Avaitor, Catch Me If You Can, Titanic and then get back to me 12 ) Who is your favorite actress, and why? Scarlett Johannson, dont have a reason 13 ) Who is the most overpayed, underperforming actor or actress in hollywood? Kirsten Dunst Love Spiderman, hate her 14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why? Dicaprio, He is hot like me 15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? Tim Burton, Because even the most mundane would look great 16 ) Loveboat-Fantasy Island Saturday nights, or Dukes of Hazard? Dukes 17 ) Who was the best James Bond? Connery 18 ) Forest Gump or King Kong? Gump 19 ) Star Wars or Star Trek? Trek 20 ) Romantic Comedy or Horror film? Horror 21 ) What food items do you wish they should serve at movie theatres? Better nachos 22 ) What's your favorite seat in a theatre? Middle, middle 23 ) Who's your favorite poet? Stewie Griffin 24 ) Who's your favorite author? God 25 ) Let's say, you're going to write a novel about your life. Give me the first three sentences… We are all lost, looking for the ultimate pain killer. I am a man, but like all men and women I will knowingly do something stupid today. Will I learn from it? Grammar edit. Thanks Number23
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1 ) What song do you really like that those close to you might find VERY uncharacteristic of you? 27 kisses by Loko Phylum
2 ) What is your favorite band? Bedouin Soundclash 3 ) Why do you like your favorite band?I love their brand of dub plus they're really good people. I never get tired of listening to them. 4 ) Who is your favorite solo artist? Peter Gabriel 5 ) Why do you like yoru favorite solo artist. He's never been afraid to move in new directions 6 ) How important is music to you?Extremely, it's part of my lifeblood. 7 ) How often do you listen to music, and for how long? All the time almost 24/7 8 ) Have you ever tried to dress or look like one of your favorite musical acts? No 9 ) What is your favorite book, and why is it your favorite book? Tess of the D'Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy because it is such a tragedy. 10 ) What is your favorite movie, and why is it your favorite movie? Kikojiro, because it gives a good view intothe character's lives. Very bitter-sweet. 11 ) Who is your favorite actor, and why? Steve Buschemi,because he can ACT."Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?" 
12 ) Who is your favorite actress, and why? Don't have one, dunno why. 13 ) Who is the most overpayed, underperforming actor or actress in hollywood? Recently, Tom Hanks 14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why? Dunno 15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? Dunno 16 ) Loveboat-Fantasy Island Saturday nights, or Dukes of Hazard? Dukes of Hazard 17 ) Who was the best James Bond? Sean Connery but I like Pierce Brosnan too 18 ) Forest Gump or King Kong? That's like apples and oranges,,,I like them both the same. 19 ) Star Wars or Star Trek? They both put me to sleep, but Star Wars if I have to choose. 20 ) Romantic Comedy or Horror film? Depends on my mood, like them both 21 ) What food items do you wish they should serve at movie theatres? Falafel 22 ) What's your favorite seat in a theatre? Row L or M in the middle. 23 ) Who's your favorite poet? Shel Silverstein 
24 ) Who's your favorite author? Stephen King 25 ) Let's say, you're going to write a novel about your life. Give me the first three sentences… Hell no "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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HamsterHuey said: IstenSzek said: Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? Lars Von Trier
Cue to an parkinglot of a Drive In mcDonalds, early in the morning. Some morning mist still lingers, as the camera slowly pans over the parkinglot, to the sound of birds and cows, somewhere in the distance. Also a steady creaking sound. Slowly a car comes into view, we are looking at the windscreen head on, a man is sitting there, motionless, hands on the wheel. He stares ahead, face without any expression. The camera catches his eye for a second, as it still pans away to the left. In the passenger seat, a small dog, with his front paws up against the window. The dog is wagging it's tail. The camera keeps panning to the left. Slowly the rest of the empty parkinglot comes into view. At the utter end, another car, that emmits the creaking sound, as it steadily makes a rocking motion. [cue to The Amazing Sounds Of Orgy by Radiohead] [Start opening credits]
that moment SO sums up my life this past year. lol. 
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HamsterHuey said: 14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why?
George Clooney. 15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? Sofia Coppola. oh damn, good choices and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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An AB777 Questionaire - MUSIC, MOVIES and BOOKs ed.
1 ) What song do you really like that those close to you might find VERY uncharacteristic of you? I don't know, it's all about mood. 2 ) What is your favorite band? Do we have bands anymore of just 'artist'? B52s I'll say. 3 ) Why do you like your favorite band? They're fun 4 ) Who is your favorite solo artist? Prince 5 ) Why do you like your favorite solo artist. He has this cool independent and unofficial website, and he's never dull. 6 ) How important is music to you? Very. 7 ) How often do you listen to music, and for how long? About an hour or two a day. We have music at work but I'm not really listening to it. 8 ) Have you ever tried to dress or look like one of your favorite musical acts? Never 9 ) What is your favorite book, and why is it your favorite book? Brave New World, because it may me think about why society the way it is. 10 ) What is your favorite movie, and why is it your favorite movie? Blazing Saddles, I love it no matter how many times I see it. 11 ) Who is your favorite actor, and why? Don't really have one, but I do like Johnny Depp. 12 ) Who is your favorite actress, and why? Bette Davis, she could play anything. 13 ) Who is the most overpayed, underperforming actor or actress in hollywood? Tom Cruise 14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why? A talented unknow and playing me would launch her to super stardom. 15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? A woman director, don't know who. 16 ) Loveboat-Fantasy Island Saturday nights, or Dukes of Hazard? Fantasy Island 17 ) Who was the best James Bond? Sean Connery 18 ) Forest Gump or King Kong? Forest Gump 19 ) Star Wars or Star Trek? Trekkie baby! 20 ) Romantic Comedy or Horror film? Horror, most romantic comedy are just too predictable. 21 ) What food items do you wish they should serve at movie theatres? Coffee and sandwiches. 22 ) What's your favorite seat in a theatre? The middle of the middle 23 ) Who's your favorite poet? I have two Carl Sandburg and Langston Hughes. 24 ) Who's your favorite author? Stephen King 25 ) Let's say, you're going to write a novel about your life. Give me the first three sentences… In the land of the ordinary one ordinary woman, either by destiny or necessity, made a difference. How could she be a catalyst for the extraordinary when she herself was ordinary? Like rain drops form puddles, pubbles form ponds, like ponds form lakes.... No More Haters on the Internet. |
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AsianBomb777 said: Oh Damn.
Lars like Enreque ASSglacius My sweet Huey wore a poka dotted suite And IB likes Hank WIlliams Jr.
This is one nasty ass thread.  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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HamsterHuey said: "There was much joy in waking up to the smell of my mother's coffee, wafting up to the first floor, listening to my mother rummaging downstairs. Inside my room, my haven. With the doors closed it was all the universe I ever needed, if not for that deliscious smell of sweet coffee luring me back to reality."
i love you herman! 
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IstenSzek said: HamsterHuey said: Cue to an parkinglot of a Drive In mcDonalds, early in the morning. Some morning mist still lingers, as the camera slowly pans over the parkinglot, to the sound of birds and cows, somewhere in the distance. Also a steady creaking sound. Slowly a car comes into view, we are looking at the windscreen head on, a man is sitting there, motionless, hands on the wheel. He stares ahead, face without any expression. The camera catches his eye for a second, as it still pans away to the left. In the passenger seat, a small dog, with his front paws up against the window. The dog is wagging it's tail. The camera keeps panning to the left. Slowly the rest of the empty parkinglot comes into view. At the utter end, another car, that emmits the creaking sound, as it steadily makes a rocking motion. [cue to The Amazing Sounds Of Orgy by Radiohead] [Start opening credits]
that moment SO sums up my life this past year. lol.
i applaud you for your scriptwriting Herman That is just the start! After this, the plot will involve a talkative partner in crime, a scene set to Twin Peaks-like music, involving a Madhouse 8 cd, a new house that has a door to another dimension and of course, the neighbour that just walked in. I will be able to fit David Duchovney in. Probably in the Twin Peaks scene. |
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IstenSzek said: HamsterHuey said: 14 ) What actor or actress would you like to play you, if you ever had a movie made about you? Why?
George Clooney. 15 ) Who would you want to direct the movie of your life? Sofia Coppola. oh damn, good choices I will probably end up making SF with Sofia. Or marry her. She is unbelievably interesting. |
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