HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

why the fuck can't you be a girl or I be gay?

Zogmuffin said:

You aren't gay? What is WRONG with you?

It's a loss.

HamsterHuey said:

I was totally bi, now I'd need to be drunk and very horny.

Zogmuffin said:

:videocamera:

evenstar3 said:

Hehehe. Drunk gays just lay on their tummy and are not much fun...

Let alone stay hard... Thank [deity here] I hook them up to the electronic gear. That always works.

HamsterHuey said:

You're wrong - I've done 2 guys whilst drunk.

Zogmuffin said:

Topped, bottomed or both?



OMG! THese were not members of your 'band', were they?

HamsterHuey said:

No, one went to my old school - we still talk.

The other is at my current school; we've only just started talking again 2 years since. It was very awkward. That was when I realised I was straight; after him. He was the most intense I got and I was in Paris too. The city of looove. i regret it though...kinda. sometimes I still remember it and get horny, othertimes it makes me feel all grit.

Zogmuffin said:

That's just sex for ya, not definately gay sex. Sometimes my horniness get sme in the weirdest, ermmm, positions. And you then regret it when you sober up. Or even whilst still drunk.

I have taken my share of very hot showers to rub certain scents offa me.

Zogmuffin said:

I saw a channneks 4 proggrame once abotu a guyt who likeed prostiteujs to throw cram buns at him. he was a city suit, about 50 odds, upper class face. Just buns, not physicaly contaxt at all.

Number23 said:

I saw that, you fucking drunk.

If you are going to be my boy you really got to obey and answer questions.

Topped, bottomed or both?

YOu are allowed to take it to orgnotes. Make daddy horny.

HamsterHuey said:

grim. i've never done anal - it's only been oral.

Zogmuffin said:

Oh lord! When done right, it is Heaven, esp when you are a guy. Whatever way you swing!

I mean, just ask Evenstar.

Number23 said:

Really, I know this thread probably exites the hell outa ya, but please, start typing with TWO hands again, please.


Disgraceful.

Zogmuffin said:

I neerd jesus to shakee out the romanticc notonss of alcholism out of my wearty bones.

HamsterHuey said:

Y'knoiw, I wish i was gay or at lleast bi. Thing'd maake more sensse to me.

HamsterHuey said:

Number23 said:

I fuckin' love you, Billy.

HamsterHuey said:

I cannot see the attraction. I just don't wanna go near that hole. It looks horrible.

HamsterHuey said:

Number23 said:

Oh, just come over. We can MAKE you gay. Unless, of course, you start posting stupid stuff AFTER just cuz you wanna hide it, like Spats.

Zogmuffin said:

I still need jeus.

Zogmuffin said:

You have sex with open eyes? But you have sex with WOMEN!!!






oh, wait a minute...

Number23 said:

Then go to a synagogue.

HamsterHuey said:

women's breasts bouncing up and down up and down up an....

Zogmuffin said:

Nonono. wait a minute, I said. You DON'T have sex. Like the rest of us who are orging on lonely saturday nights.

[grin]

Anyways, you prancing bunch of sissies gave me a splitting headache. So I am offfff!

Have fun masturbating later on, the lot of you!

HamsterHuey said:

A lot pof people think I'm gay or at least bi, but Im really not that intersting.

Number23 said:

Do a voice post, damnit!!