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PrintableHamsterHuey said: evenstar3 said:  i just heard about it on some travel show.That is just a code word for 'looking up working conditions', innit?  | |
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Zogmuffin said: HamsterHuey said: That is just a code word for 'looking up working conditions', innit? get off my thread, you're boring - this is invitation only now, for under 21s - you got ID, motherfucker? Gawd, as if I wanna hang with spotty teenagers... 
I am just here to pimp Evenstar... I am sure Natisse would look real sexy in a red light too... [grin] | |
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HamsterHuey said: Natisse said: the Dutch are AWESOME
 Damn right we are! We commercialised slavery AND invented Apartheid. Ermmmmm... Did you guys to anything good? How does puppy sex float out there? | |
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HamsterHuey said: Zogmuffin said: get off my thread, you're boring - this is invitation only now, for under 21s - you got ID, motherfucker? Gawd, as if I wanna hang with spotty teenagers...
I am just here to pimp Evenstar... I am sure Natisse would look real sexy in a red light too... [grin] Why aren't you working on a man? Stop stealing the women! | |
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evenstar3 said: HamsterHuey said: That is just a code word for 'looking up working conditions', innit? Anyways. I like you. I like you lots. Let's go make money together. I know of two windows for rent on the canal! We could cater two types of men and become REALLY famous! | |
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HamsterHuey said: evenstar3 said: Anyways. I like you. I like you lots. Let's go make money together. I know of two windows for rent on the canal! We could cater two types of men and become REALLY famous! 
i only speak english though, won't that be a bit of a problem? | |
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Zogmuffin said: HamsterHuey said: Gawd, as if I wanna hang with spotty teenagers...
I am just here to pimp Evenstar... I am sure Natisse would look real sexy in a red light too... [grin] Why aren't you working on a man? Stop stealing the women! We are better in grooming than straight guys, true. Women like that. We're blasting Wham outa our speakers, 'I wanna fuck you like an animal' never got me anything but alienated teens with black nailpolish. | |
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evenstar3 said: HamsterHuey said: Anyways. I like you. I like you lots. Let's go make money together. I know of two windows for rent on the canal! We could cater two types of men and become REALLY famous!
i only speak english though, won't that be a bit of a problem? Nonono. Everybody understands the words; "Wanna fuckee, fuckee? Two shillings!" | |
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Zogmuffin said: How does puppy sex float out there?
We got our fingers in that too... I mean... ermmmm Lie down on yer tummy and we'll see if they'll bite, okay? | |
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HamsterHuey said: evenstar3 said:
i only speak english though, won't that be a bit of a problem? Nonono. Everybody understands the words; "Wanna fuckee, fuckee? Two shillings!"  NOT two shillings!
(i think we've put natisse off this thread for good) | |
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evenstar3 said: HamsterHuey said: Nonono. Everybody understands the words; "Wanna fuckee, fuckee? Two shillings!" NOT two shillings!
(i think we've put natisse off this thread for good) I think she is calling to cancel her Ozzie booking... We need THREE windows now! Right next to Petra's! | |
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HamsterHuey said: Zogmuffin said: How does puppy sex float out there?
We got our fingers in that too... I mean... ermmmm Lie down on yer tummy and we'll see if they'll bite, okay? No - make the puppies roll over - not me! Where's the fun in getting head from a puppy; I'd break their jaws. | |
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Zogmuffin said: not me! Where's the fun in getting head from a puppy.
But hunny. We call male teenagers in prostitution puppies. Roll over. Hop, hop. To it. Strut your stuff. Bum up. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Zogmuffin said: not me! Where's the fun in getting head from a puppy.
But hunny. We call male teenagers in prostitution puppies. Roll over. Hop, hop. To it. Strut your stuff. Bum up. Can we put him in drag? He'd look so pretty  | |
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HamsterHuey said: Zogmuffin said: not me! Where's the fun in getting head from a puppy.
But hunny. We call male teenagers in prostitution puppies. Roll over. Hop, hop. To it. Strut your stuff. Bum up. "  but I don't wanna bleed, Huey"
"shut up and take it!" "i want my mummy" "i'm your mummy now, motherfucker" *RAM* "oh god! make it stop!" *RAM RAM RAM RAM* *SHAZAM* *ben cries* *huey zips up* "clean yourself up you fucking disgrace" too dark?  | |
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evenstar3 said: HamsterHuey said: But hunny. We call male teenagers in prostitution puppies. Roll over. Hop, hop. To it. Strut your stuff. Bum up. Can we put him in drag? He'd look so pretty I've done drag, and actually picked up a girl from it.
she even dumped her boyfriend. or perhaps not-so-lol, but I was happy.
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Zogmuffin said: *RAM RAM RAM RAM* *SHAZAM* | |
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evenstar3 said: Zogmuffin said: *RAM RAM RAM RAM* *SHAZAM*
I'll admit I pinched that from Family Guy. | |
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Zogmuffin said: I've done drag, and actually picked up a girl from it.
she even dumped her boyfriend. or perhaps not-so-lol, but I was happy.
 no way! | |
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Zogmuffin said: [lotsa yummy stuff that would make a good movie]
too dark? Nono. You got the hang of it. Good boy. Back in the cage now. Hop, hop. | |
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evenstar3 said: Zogmuffin said: I've done drag, and actually picked up a girl from it.
she even dumped her boyfriend. or perhaps not-so-lol, but I was happy.
no way!way.
It was at our last gig. | |
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Zogmuffin said: I've done drag, I was happy.
I bet it came naturally, just like them pouting lips. Keep practising the pout, if you do that while they *RAM RAM RAM RAM* *SHAZAM* you, then you in for gold. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Zogmuffin said: [lotsa yummy stuff that would make a good movie]
too dark? Nono. You got the hang of it. Good boy. Back in the cage now. Hop, hop. you see - you should be a nin fan - you're reconstructing my fantasies. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Zogmuffin said: I've done drag, I was happy.
I bet it came naturally, just like them pouting lips. Keep practising the pout, if you do that while they *RAM RAM RAM RAM* *SHAZAM* you, then you in for gold. Yeah - that pout, plus tears and smudged makeup! | |
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Zogmuffin said: I'll admit I pinched that Guy.
His nipples? GOOD boy! Outa the cage! NOW! Come to daddy... | |
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Putting Ben on the leash, leading him to the electro stuff...
Now, here we have Evenstar's equipment, but she won't mind us using this... | |
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HamsterHuey said: Zogmuffin said: I'll admit I pinched that Guy.
His nipples? GOOD boy! Outa the cage! NOW! Come to daddy... "ooh daddy, did you get bigger? i don't know if it'll fit..." "trust me, it's like a lollypop" *gobbling noise* "mmrphm! mmmrphm!" "oooooh yeah...that a boy, little hard now - move your jaw a bit..." "mmrrprh.... "urrrgh!" *splurge* *spit* "you gotta eat more asparagus, daddy." | |
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And Natisse, stop hiding. Come out of that closet and put on some latex, girl!
We need to raise some money for... well, for ME, actually. | |
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Zogmuffin said: "you gotta eat more asparagus, daddy."
Oh boy. I need to apply the gag and the strap again... | |
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HamsterHuey said: Putting Ben on the leash, leading him to the electro stuff...
Now, here we have Evenstar's equipment, but she won't mind us using this...  | |
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