Chasing Amy..
HOOPER
Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom
nigger! Always some white boy gotta
invoke the holy trilogy'! Bust this -
those movies are about how the white
man keeps the brother man down - even
in a galaxy far, far away. Check
this shit. You got cracker farm-boy
Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy -
blond hair, blue eyes.
And then you've got Darth
Vader: the blackest brother in the
galaxy. Nubian God.

BOB
So I've spent every day since then
chasing Amy...
(takes a drag from his smoke)
So to speak.
`````
Clerks
DANTE
Thirty-seven?!
(to CUSTOMER)
My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven
dicks!

also from clerks..
RANDAL (CONT'D)
(reading from list)
I need one each of the following
tapes: Whisper in the Wind, To Each
His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't
Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All
Tit-Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need
Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-
Jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts,
Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked
Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a
Sock, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black
Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam
It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters
in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy,
Sucking Cock and Cunt, Finger My
Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a
Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls
Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two-The
K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips,
and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
Oh, and...
(to MOTHER)
What was the name of that movie?

MOTHER
(nearly dazed)
Happy Scrappy-The Hero Pup.

RANDAL
(on phone)
And a copy of Happy Scrappy-The
Hero Pup...Okay, thanks.
(hangs up; to MOTHER)
Sixteen forty-nine. It'll be here
Monday.

senik said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Stop mocking me!

senik said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Huh???

No. I mean, "Stop mocking me" - Lieutenant Proctor, "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol"

IrresistibleB1tch said:

The BEST movie ever!

Wasn't too short to be in your wife's pu$$y.
Why don't you dust that shit off sometime!

purplerein said:

OK...lines! not a whole fucking script! HAWG! Are you impressed that you can recite all that? HAWG!

KatSkrizzle said:

I'm impressed that I have a job and I'm not living with my sister. I cut and pasted the line(s).

purplerein said:

senik said:

yeah, that too!

We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah? And you're carrying...a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like you're average horti-fucking-culturist.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

take it, MinnieG...

We have no food, we have no jobs. Our pets HEAD ARE FALLING OFF !!!!
After the found the parrot with his head off

Dumb and Dumber lol

Bearfucker, do you need assistance?

"I ate a big, red candle."

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is a War Room"


'The Adventures of Rocky and Bulwinkle: The Movie'

purplerein said:

Eat a fat one

KatSkrizzle said:

snoochie bootchies

purplerein said:

That Hooper quote is hilarious...

"What's a Nubian?"

"I sue and bruise easily"

Tommy: "Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?"
Hedwig: "No, but I love his work."

"Please disperse, there is nothing to see here"

jerseykrs said:

"Now I know why tigers eat their young"

jerseykrs said:

I just can't get left.

Claire: You know why guys like you knock everything?
Bender: Oh, this should be stunning.
Claire: 'Cause you're afraid.
Bender: Oh God, you richies are so smart, thats exactly why I'm not heavy in activities.
Claire: You're a big coward.
Brian: I'm in the math club.
Claire: You're afraid that they won't take you. You don't belong so you just have to dump all over it.
Bender: Well, it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being assholes now would it?
Claire: You wouldn't know. You don't know any of us.
Bender: Well, I don't know any lepers either but I'm not gonna run out and join one of their fuckin' clubs.
Andrew: Lets watch the mouth, huh?
Brian: I'm in the physics club.
Bender: Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?
Brian: Well, what I said was that I'm in the math club, the latin club and the physics club.
Bender: Hey, cherry, do you belong to the physics club?
Claire: Thats an academic club.
Bender: So?
Claire: So, academic clubs arent the same as other kinds of clubs.
Bender: But the dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?
Brian: In physics, well, we talk about physics... properties of physics.
Bender: So its sort of social. Demented and sad, but social, right?

senik said:

"Bullwinkle I'm going to be frank.."
"Ok, Frank, then I'll be Bullwinkle - nice to meet you!"

I may be dumb, Jenny, but I know what love is...

Forrest Gump

While on safari "we took some pictures of the local tribal women. They're undeveloped.
So we're going back in a couple of years to take some more." -Duck Soup

Anchorman...


Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about.
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: [shouting] She... Sh... It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon.
Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises.