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PrintableREDFEATHERS said: I had better just add this in as proof:
"NO EXCUSE FOR DOLPHIN SEX ACT" The Times, December 13th, 1991 An Animal rights campaigner accused of outraging public decency by committing an obscene act with a dolphin might have done so to persuade the animal to prefer him to other swimmers, a court was told yesterday. David Wood for the prosecution, told Newcastle upon Tyne crown court, that Alan Cooper, aged 38, might have performed the act on Freddie, a 12ft. bottle-nose dolphin, because there was a great deal of competition to swim with the dolphin. When Mr. Cooper saw a boatload of people approaching, Including Peter Bloom, curator of a dolphinarium, who he particularly disliked, "it may have been tempting to do something which he knew the dolphin would like," Mr. Wood Said. However, the reason for Mr. Cooper's action was irrelevant and he had outraged the boat passengers by going way beyond decent behaviour. Mr. Cooper, of Gorton, Manchester, denies outraging public decency by masturbating the dolphin off Amble, Northumberland. Tony Jennings, for Mr. Cooper, said that Mr. Bloom, who prompted the complaints, was a sworn enemy of his client. He said Mr. Bloom had the audacity to condemn Mr. Cooper for the alleged sexual act, yet he had trained dolphins to jump out of the water and remove a bikini top from a woman swimmer for a film sequence. The trial continues today. I once heard that a male dolphin enticed a women and shot his load over her [Edited 10/29/06 16:05pm] | |
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oldpurple said: REDFEATHERS said: I had better just add this in as proof:
"NO EXCUSE FOR DOLPHIN SEX ACT" The Times, December 13th, 1991 An Animal rights campaigner accused of outraging public decency by committing an obscene act with a dolphin might have done so to persuade the animal to prefer him to other swimmers, a court was told yesterday. David Wood for the prosecution, told Newcastle upon Tyne crown court, that Alan Cooper, aged 38, might have performed the act on Freddie, a 12ft. bottle-nose dolphin, because there was a great deal of competition to swim with the dolphin. When Mr. Cooper saw a boatload of people approaching, Including Peter Bloom, curator of a dolphinarium, who he particularly disliked, "it may have been tempting to do something which he knew the dolphin would like," Mr. Wood Said. However, the reason for Mr. Cooper's action was irrelevant and he had outraged the boat passengers by going way beyond decent behaviour. Mr. Cooper, of Gorton, Manchester, denies outraging public decency by masturbating the dolphin off Amble, Northumberland. Tony Jennings, for Mr. Cooper, said that Mr. Bloom, who prompted the complaints, was a sworn enemy of his client. He said Mr. Bloom had the audacity to condemn Mr. Cooper for the alleged sexual act, yet he had trained dolphins to jump out of the water and remove a bikini top from a woman swimmer for a film sequence. The trial continues today. I once heard that a male dolphin enticed a women and shot his load over her [Edited 10/29/06 16:05pm]  | |
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I want to punch all dolphins in the face! 
I'm serious, I really hate those fuckers. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: I want to punch all dolphins in the face!
I'm serious, I really hate those fuckers. Put the bottle down slowly and face the wall   I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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Steadwood said: Sweeny79 said: I want to punch all dolphins in the face!
I'm serious, I really hate those fuckers. Put the bottle down slowly and face the wall I'm drinking green tea right now...so HA! I'm not drunk... I'm just crazy.   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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 This thread is a hoot!No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
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Steadwood said: Sweeny79 said: I want to punch all dolphins in the face!
I'm serious, I really hate those fuckers. Put the bottle down slowly and face the wall some dolphins have bottlenoses  | |
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Sweeny79 said: Steadwood said: Put the bottle down slowly and face the wall I'm drinking green tea right now...so HA! I'm not drunk... I'm just crazy. 
That's what they all say 
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Steadwood said: Sweeny79 said: I'm drinking green tea right now...so HA! I'm not drunk... I'm just crazy.
That's what they all say
 In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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ZombieKitten said: Steadwood said: Put the bottle down slowly and face the wall some dolphins have bottlenoses 
Don't tell althom... 
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Sweeny79 said: Steadwood said:
That's what they all say
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Sweeny79 said: Steadwood said: Put the bottle down slowly and face the wall I'm drinking green tea right now...so HA! I'm not drunk... I'm just crazy. Then put the green tea down and pick up a Corona for God's sake! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Wouldn't it be awesome if the singer Seal opened a nightclub? People would call it the Seal Club!
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Anx said: Wouldn't it be awesome if the singer Seal opened a nightclub? People would call it the Seal Club!
I feel the same way about Meatloaf and Orgy. | |
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This is really sad, but I just found out not too long ago that Killer Whales are actually part of the dolphin family. | |
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Imago said: This is really sad, but I just found out not too long ago that Killer Whales are actually part of the dolphin family.
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Anx said: Imago said: This is really sad, but I just found out not too long ago that Killer Whales are actually part of the dolphin family.
That thing is worse than your dancing hag picture. | |
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Anx said: Imago said: This is really sad, but I just found out not too long ago that Killer Whales are actually part of the dolphin family.
what the hell | |
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Imago said: That thing is worse than your dancing hag picture. | |
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Dolphins are ok to me. I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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