ZombieKitten said:

Squished under a size 11 they do.



[Edited 10/27/06 22:10pm]

i forgot what this thread was about.

Fauxie said:

tarantulas are so cute and fluffy!

minneapolisgenius said:

that's what the dolphins want you to believe.

and guess who owns most of our airwaves and print media?



i'll give you a clue: "SQUEEEEE! SQUEEEE!"

Anx said:

Old dolphins?

Um....not your best work (as Simon Cowell would say)..but it does lead me to ask you..if I came back AS a dolphin, would you listen to me then?

ZombieKitten said:

and VERY delicate. Did you know they can die by only falling a foot?

(Unfortunate but) True Facts About Dolphins

they obsessively store their waste in small clear containers called "jars".

all dolphins share a belief that undertipping keeps waiters hungrier, and therefore more servile.

wrapping 4 to 6 week old kittens in saran wrap and bouncing them on a trampoline is a popular dolphin yuletide custom.

dolphins normally greet each other by saying "you think you're so great but you're not".

as was illustrated in the hit film "scream", dolphins are notorious prank phone callers and do not know when they are going over the line.

there are no dolphins in dollywood. i checked. not in person. but i'm pretty sure there aren't. and who doesn't love dolly parton?

dolphins opt for 1-ply bathroom tissue over 2-ply, and they feel buying name brand toilet paper is a waste of money because you're just going to wipe your butt with it anyway.

dolphins invented 'american idol'.

if you should ever need to ask a dolphin what time it is, they will ALWAYS answer, "time for you to lay off the donuts, fattie!"

dolphins giggle falsely. they take pride in this.

finally, not to get you panicked or anything, but a dolphin is probably trying to sell your mom some stolen fake turquoise jewelry at this very moment.

just sayin'.

And don't forget how they're always flaunting about their sexuality.
I was driving behind one on the expressway,
and it had a bumper sticker that read "Dolphins do it on porpoise".

EVERYONE loves dolphins. That is a fact.

I have to admit, every time I eat a tuna fish sandwich, I secretly wish there's a little dolphin meat in there too.

Anx said:

And don't forget how they're always flaunting about their sexuality.
I was driving behind one on the expressway,
and it had a bumper sticker that read "Dolphins do it on porpoise".

Mariah Carey is half dolphin!!!! How do you think she hits those notes no one can hear?

(Unfortunate but) True Facts About Dolphins

they obsessively store their waste in small clear containers called "jars".

all dolphins share a belief that undertipping keeps waiters hungrier, and therefore more servile.

wrapping 4 to 6 week old kittens in saran wrap and bouncing them on a trampoline is a popular dolphin yuletide custom.

dolphins normally greet each other by saying "you think you're so great but you're not".

as was illustrated in the hit film "scream", dolphins are notorious prank phone callers and do not know when they are going over the line.

there are no dolphins in dollywood. i checked. not in person. but i'm pretty sure there aren't. and who doesn't love dolly parton?

dolphins opt for 1-ply bathroom tissue over 2-ply, and they feel buying name brand toilet paper is a waste of money because you're just going to wipe your butt with it anyway.

dolphins invented 'american idol'.

if you should ever need to ask a dolphin what time it is, they will ALWAYS answer, "time for you to lay off the donuts, fattie!"

dolphins giggle falsely. they take pride in this.

finally, not to get you panicked or anything, but a dolphin is probably trying to sell your mom some stolen fake turquoise jewelry at this very moment.

just sayin'.

Anx said:

God is a Dolphin.....Which explains a lot about why the World is so F*ck*d up.....

myownprivateinsanity said:

yet another example of man not taking responsibility for his/her own actions.

And you know dolphins are SOOOOO elitist the will only go to bars when they go out.






Because clubs are for seals.

ZombieKitten said:

and VERY delicate. Did you know they can die by only falling a foot?

superspaceboy said:

I once dated a girl who could've been catogorized as a tarantula.
She wouldn't give me a BJ for fear that going down on 12 inches would kill her.