fathermcmeekle said:

It's okay.
None of us really have any friends.
That's why we're all here.


We all just a bunch of dolphins struggling to free ourselves from that big tuna net known as the org.

I love dolphins ever since Prince's song "Dolphins"!

Illustrator said:

I wondered why there was a smell of fish!

I thought it was Althom.

sexxydancer said:

I love pink cashmere for the exact same reason! Since Prince's song "Dolphins".

fathermcmeekle said:

there are no young dolphins. the average dolphin's life span is roughly 500,000 years, and because of this, their offspring are considered a delicacy.

Dearest Anx --

Tell us about your first dolphin love. Tell us how he hurt you. Tell us how much you loved him and how you cried yourself to sleep every night. Let us help you work through this. It is unfair for you to hate all dolphins because of the thoughtless actions of one bad dolphin. Like Donny Osmond says, One bad dolphin don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.

Your concerned comrade,

el madartista

fathermcmeekle said:

I love purple rain ever since Purple Rain.

However
I hate yellow snow.
Ever since Lemon Crush.

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madartista said:

look, you'll be singing out the other side of your hat tonight when you peek under your bed and find a blowhole staring back at you.

Anx said:

a dolphin was seen on the grassy knoll.

Aren't dolphins the only other mammal that have sex for fun? I clearly remember reading that somewhere before.

jerseykrs said:

dolphins want to outlaw sex. and what they don't want you to know is, THEY'RE WINNING THE BATTLE.

when you're fighting for custody of your own privates, you'll remember this thread.

jerseykrs said:

I think bats have sex for fun.

Or is it they're the only mammal with wings?

It's one of the two!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

they also came up with the idea of assassinating presidents in the first place.

Anx said:

I think a dolphin got sex outlawed in my bedroom. That squeaking little fuck!

jerseykrs said:

oh, they dig on it when you're hard up for the love, those assy dolphins.

jerseykrs said:

yup, i heard about that once!

Anx said:

nope, cuz i'm sick of evil knockin' at my door!

i'm gonna get me some dolphin love.

jerseykrs said:

they ain't got nothing on those righteous bonobo monkeys...

They taste like tuna.

dolphins suck because they get to use sonar.

now molphins...those are cool!

superspaceboy said:

molphins are just dolphins wearing monkey masks. they're also classified as terrorists by way of the department of homeland security (but then again, isn't everyone?).

So stupid.

Anx said:

at least they are cute and don't throw their poo at you. not to mention their lovely tails

superspaceboy said:

dolphins are too busy hoarding their poo in jars to fling it. i really don't see an improvement in that particular form of behavior.

Anx said:

dolphins do that. Molphins do not. It's all about the ziplock baggie!

superspaceboy said:

everybody knows molphins were made up by freemasons to cover up the indigo scarab prophecy.

RuuuuuNNNNN!!!!!

jerseykrs said:

I