beret1022 said:

Naomi's not going to hire someone she can't beat up.

beret1022 said:

That's what I say. She ain't ran into the right one yet. I guarantee if somebody scarred up that face and put their foot up her behind her anger will cool down real fast. She might be crazy but she ain't stupid.

katt said:

if she got sentenced to the electric chair, she'd probably kick the priest in the nuts.

Who would win betwixt her and Grace?

OneMoreTimeP said:

grace would stomp her ass, i say.

OneMoreTimeP said:

grace has fire breath and razor sharp talons.


probably naomi would win.

Anx said:

what, naomi has a fire extinguisher and talon-proof skin?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

all i know is, naomi ate all of salt lake city last week, plus she can breathe in space.

Anx said:

The phases in her life are complex too : face hugger, chest burster, and 8 foot tall acid dripping bitch.

one can only imagine what she put Michael Jackson through on this set!







feel free to make your own captions!

Anx said:

You know she puked it all back up...probably somewhere in New Jersey

Anx said:

I heard she can smell her farts under water and she eats bitches like me for brunch.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Please, Naomi couldn't handle it. Sh!t, Grace would b!tch-slap her ass into the middle of next week

superspaceboy said:

uPtoWnNY said:

You know what? Jamaican women are crazy in general.

Sammi's ass too.

uPtoWnNY said:

My chest hurts from laughing.

Yeah she probably had a rough life, but yeah she's been beating on so many people, it seems she picks on the weak ones....hires the weak looking ones.

CHIC0 said:

she scared the black out of michael.

madartista said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

co-

AsianBomb777 said:

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Stymie said:

quadroople-

madartista said:

Sorry. I'm on Tyra's side for this. I WORK in that industry and have seen both of those women in action up close and personal. Naomi, as beautiful a goddess she is on the outside, is a HOT FUCKING MESS. EVERYTHING that Tyra said in that taping is common knowledge in the fashion business and I am SO glad that for ONCE, somebody had the balls to call Naomi on her SHIT, finally fater ALLLLL these years. People have no idea that there is so much intra-industry terrorism that goes on behind the scenes of high fashion, its dsyfunctional and insane, and when you're one of the unfortunate ones who gets picked on by a bully...no one is going to come to your defense. They might try to soothe you over a bottle of chardonay but everything is kept hush hush, don't make waves, etc., etc., because people go out of their way to fuck with your career. And they will SAY anything, DO anything, LIE about anything, in order to one up you and then be snarky in your face right afterwards.

Tyra did the right thing. Naomi used to fuck with her like you couldn't believe, just because she COULD. Very ugly stuff to see amongst what should be a sisterhood amongst minorities in a global industry.

SpisaRibb said:

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Ottensen said:

fair enough. i don't dismiss Tyra's truth or the fact that Naomi is a raving maniacal lunatic. i'm taking issue with a layperson who knows the language of processing emotion from pop culture using it to frame an argument in the context of an open, 2-sided dialog when it's really a diatribe that can't be defended in a clearly biased forum.

Tyra belabors the fact that she was a 17-year-old girl who looked up to Naomi as a role model. well, i say looking for role models in an industry that is built on superficiality and a reliance on appearance is irresponsible. in the interview, Tyra didn't take responsibility for the fact that she chose, and her mother allowed it, to subject herself to a very nasty industry built on vanity at a very young age. and when she was attacked by Naomi because of Naomi's vanity, she screamed "foul". well, it doesn't work that way.

Naomi didn't create the system where she became one of the first black supermodels, she just thrived in it. and that created a monster. let's look at Dr. Frankenstein who built the system, too.

madartista said:

hums "I'm every woman"

madartista said:

Naomi couldn't defend herself because she knows she was a venomous cunt.

And looking to role models in an industry as supeficial as fashion is not irresponsible. I have worked with in addition to many a black industry diva who took it apon themselves to terrorize me when I was a young naive fashion assistant, with some AMAZING black women who when seeing me for the first time would look me into my eyes and there was an unspoken bonding and understanding that we were somehow connected and needed to look out for each other. Any of you who have seen read that book "The Devil Wears Prada"? well, hi(!) that's was pretty much my LIFE at the earliest point of my career...and as a minority it was even more intense, though, sadly only in the midst of other black people in the industry. If Naomi and those of her ilk behave like witches its because they want to, not because they have to. I've had too many experiences with A-List models of color who have behaved gracefully and responsibly (although they can too be theatrical), to think that the Naomis and the Lanas of the industry are anything but ABNORMAL.