july said: Fauxie said: though we need some new toys - something really out there and inconceivable in their use so that we have to be extremely creative I can conceive of its uses. | |
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Fauxie said: july said: I can conceive of its uses. It's a Back Massager! | |
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july said: Fauxie said: I can conceive of its uses. It's a Back Massager! Well I'm up to 13 uses already, not including massaging backs, although I can't say they're all sex-related (it would appear, if the circumstances necessitated it, that it would make a decent hammer, for example) | |
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Fauxie said: july said: It's a Back Massager! Well I'm up to 13 uses already, not including massaging backs, although I can't say they're all sex-related (it would appear, if the circumstances necessitated it, that it would make a decent hammer, for example) Have you been bumming a wooden back massager? | |
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july said: Fauxie said: though we need some new toys - something really out there and inconceivable in their use so that we have to be extremely creative I was thinking more halloween themed this time.. I mean you could go dunking for apples.. but I actually have run outta apples, so you will be dunking for som,ething else.. ..and I can dress up as a mummy.. oh the bandages, we have done that before.. what about a witch? with sexy fishnets and really long nails.. I could do you some damage with them.. .. but I dont have a broom to fly on.. can you suggest anything else, I can grab hold of, spread my legs wide, straddle and ride high?? Answers on a postcard please.. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: july said: I was thinking more halloween themed this time.. I mean you could go dunking for apples.. but I actually have run outta apples, so you will be dunking for som,ething else.. ..and I can dress up as a mummy.. oh the bandages, we have done that before.. what about a witch? with sexy fishnets and really long nails.. I could do you some damage with them.. .. but I dont have a broom to fly on.. can you suggest anything else, I can grab hold of, spread my legs wide, straddle and ride high?? Answers on a postcard please.. Oh, we can always use the bandages again. No need to rule them out. I was just about to give some serious thought there to the uses of that massager and then I got to the whole straddling part and got completely discombobulated. In a good way, that is. | |
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How come I'm not shagable? | |
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