Ok ladies and gents. If u were going to meet someone for a date and you were really feeling him/her, how would u show it? Where would you take them on the date? What would you wear? Whats your routine when trying to impress someone? Do u even try to impress? How do you work your MOJO? Do tell!

I would make sure to iron my assless pants.

2the9s said:

now THAT'S mojo!

to the jersey docks

Be real, be interested and interesting. Its really not difficult to meet women. Check your tenativeness and fear at the door. Be confident. Chicks hate scared ass dudes. Not to mention that eye contact tells the story. Im not talking about staring at their tits or ass. Do that when their not looking.

Be fearless.

simple Mojo ritual ... place alter items in mojo bag and ... GO

IrresistibleB1tch said:

and NO fart jokes

also, no burping contests

i'm a goofy, i don't have a mojo

Don't take a no for an answer.
If the person isn't interested, or loses interest, pursue them twice as hard.....or until the courts decide otherwise.
In the worst case, breakups are inevitable but can usually be resolved by chasing the other person down the street or embarrassing them at work.

althom said:

brownsugar said:

Don't bother calling them.....they're already here.

XxAxX said:

oh, come on - just ONE fart joke, please?!?!

"unencumbered by the filtering process..."

IrresistibleB1tch said:

you know, there's a good chance i shouldn't really be posting on this thread.

You know notice that no women here have told any stories of where they a took a man they were interested out on a date to?? What a shocker!!! Cough, Cough.

...usually over steamed Yucca, but occassionally over broiled pork chops...

Spats said:

huhuhuhuh....you said 'shocker'....

FruitToAttractBears said:

JustErin said:

Spats said:

Back when I dated guys sometimes they took me out, sometimes I took them out. It was no biggie.

Nothing?? Since i am told all the time here that women take guys out on dates it is so surprising that there are no stories about it from the women here? This is disappointing and of course so surprising.
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Nikster said:

Well when you took a guy out on a date what would do??
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Spats said:

We'd go to the movies, go to the bar, maybe go bowling. The guys liked me cuz I was kinda into "guy stuff" (tho I never really did the sports thing)

Nikster said:

That's cool. You are 1 in a million. LITERALLY. It rarely ever happens. You will not see too many females (if any) posting in this thread.

althom said:

That's how ur found ur wife ... bloody courts really need to lift their act

Nikster said:

Actually, a lot of women around here are like that, and a few of them are even straight

Nikster said:

right here!!

Spats said:

no guy has ever taken me out on a date

ZombieKitten said:

brownsugar said:

you need to put the master to work

Ocean said: