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PrintableGottaLetitgo said: I don't really understand. I mean, from all accounts, I am spectacular. My wife doesn't realize how lucky she is. I actually can locate stuff.
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althom said: GottaLetitgo said: I don't really understand. I mean, from all accounts, I am spectacular. My wife doesn't realize how lucky she is. I actually can locate stuff.
On her or yourself? ASIO is hiring they needs folks that can locate stuff  | |
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I haven't had sex since Sept. 22.
Not like I'm keeping track or anything.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: althom said: On her or yourself? ASIO is hiring they needs folks that can locate stuff Maybe they don't mean locating your own penis. | |
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althom said: ZombieKitten said: ASIO is hiring they needs folks that can locate stuff Maybe they don't mean locating your own penis. maybe not, but it does says "do you notice details other people don't?" in the job ad | |
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ZombieKitten said: althom said: Maybe they don't mean locating your own penis. maybe not, but it does says "do you notice details other people don't?" in the job ad  | |
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This thread is making me feel much better about my near celibacy.
"The Best of Real Sex" was on HBO again, by the way. Not that I watched it again or anything. All good things they say never last... | |
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You know it is not about me. I just cannot believe that my wife denies herself the immense pleasure of my company. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: You know it is not about me. I just cannot believe that my wife denies herself the immense pleasure of my company.
maybe some really manly pants would help!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: GottaLetitgo said: You know it is not about me. I just cannot believe that my wife denies herself the immense pleasure of my company.
maybe some really manly pants would help!  to think at your age, you remembered the pants story. | |
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purplerein said: IrresistibleB1tch said: maybe some really manly pants would help! to think at your age, you remembered the pants story.... says the old fart!  | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: 
Not true, by the way... 
  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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I don't know what he's talking about. I have sex with his wife every night. | |
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I don't think you're telling us the whole story, what did you do first to piss her off?  | |
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Tom said: I don't think you're telling us the whole story, did you piss on her?
 we don't judge people on how they have sex, Tom... | |
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