Kurt Cobain made $50 million last year!!! I have decided that I am going to follow this path of riches and glory. Here is my exclusive, very complex plan:

Step 1: Become a loved and adored rock star.
Step 2: Die


Then the money will just be rolling in!

I think it is my best idea ever.

You missed the depression bit.

I missed a few steps but after extensive research I have formulated this new and improved plan.

1) Become a rock star
2) Complain about being a rock star.
3) Develop a dependency on some sort of illegal foreign substance.
4) Make a comeback, claiming to be off of said foreign substance.
5) Continue taking foreign substance.
6) Die, either as a result of aforementioned foreign substance and/or fiery plane crash.
7) Make serious dough.


I think it will work.

GREAT Halloween costume





oh ...

Understand, I don't want to be dead. I love life and living and whatnot. It's just dead rock stars make so much money!!!

I guess I could make a lot of money being a LIVE rock star too.

Okay, where do I apply for that?

If there's a rock and roll heaven, they must have one hell of a band..

If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock and roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band, band, band

Jimmy gave us rainbows
And Janis took a piece of our hearts
And Otis brought us all to the dock of a bay
Sing a song to light my fire
Remember Jim that way
They've all found another place
Another place to play

If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock and roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band, band, band

Remember bad bad Leroy Brown
Hey Jimmy touched us with that song
Time won't change a friend we came to know
And Bobby gave us Mack the Knife
Well look out, he's back in town
They'll all be there together
When they meet in one big show
yes one big show, starring gottoletitgo

If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock and roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band, band, band

There's a spotlight waiting
No matter who you are
'Cause everybody's got a song to sing
Everyone's a star
(Everybody's got to be a star)

If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock and roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band

If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock and roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band

If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock and roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band, band, band

GottaLetitgo said:

damn, that's hardcore but how will you know if you've made it if you're dead?

dancerella said:

Damn, there is always a catch, isn't there?

i love you.

nvm edit
[Edited 10/26/06 12:38pm]

Mach said:

OMG...I was just thinking the same thing!

Maybe I can be a dead rock star who is not actually dead but fakes his own death and is hiding on an islnad somewhere bathing is money.

Maybe it would be better to be a live porn star than a dead rock star...

I'll think upon this.