NDRU said:

Your BMI is 22.4 NDRU.

Your totally normal!

Normal weight = 18.5-24.9

purplerein said:

The latter i would believe he is a southern lad just like me.

Number23 said:

I used to be clinically overweight.

purplerein said:

Neither. Both are patronising colloqualisms purveyed like pancratic cancer cells through higher echelons of the media.

You look like a girl in your profile pic anyway

7in9 said:

Pochacco said:

I cross dress.

Spookymuffin said:

That's why you still think you're a fat bastard, even though you're not. I used to look like Bowie in Berlin when i was your age, but now it's more like Boris Johnston. Reality is a cage and truth always freezes the blood. Get that fucking pie into you.

Number23 said:

Boris Johnson you are!

Jesus , I used to look like Elizabeth Taylor " The fat years "

Even when you have slimmed down you never feel thin

Spookymuffin said:

I was all about this thread. Infatuated with it.

But once you two start goin' off with eachother I never know whats happening and I need to go lay down.

Spookymuffin said:

good thing you got out of the clinic then!

luv4all7 said:

Then fuck off

Spookymuffin said:

I know. But I also know only cunts and homosexuals lift weights. And exercise is so silly I don't even have the energy to explain why. I'll leave this world a happy fat bastard with a magnificent full head of tumbling golden curls.

Anx said:

I escaped!

Number23 said:

You'll leave the world as Samson?

Spookymuffin said:

Number23 said:

that shit is going in my sig.

luv4all7 said:

You can just sit and look pretty in the corner.

luv4all7 said:

luv4all7 said:

I know, people tell me I look much better now.

Back when I was a stoner I used to get those "You're too skinny" comments that we hate. But I also used to run 6 miles several times a week and didn't have any fat on my body.

I understand anorexia a little. The worry (for me at least) isn't being fat, it's having fat.

I'm not fat, but I can see & feel fat.

Number23 said:

Even though my BMI has climbed from underweight and into the normal zone???

AsianBomb777 said:

Oh, please. If you're going to bestow that honour then lend me some notice to spunk up something suitably magnificent and humourous and deep and playfully intellectual and shit.

luv4all7 said:

I have no idea what a BMI is. Is it a species of automobile?

luv4all7 said:

oh, but it's okay for ME to be normal. I see how it is.

NDRU said:

I understand.

I always put my pointer finger and my thumb around my waist. Like its a habit I just stand there doing it. But anyways. I can FEEL when I'm getting thicker, and even though I know I'm not fat, it irritates me.

NDRU said:

Have I brought a banned weapon to a penis party? Sorry.

Number23 said:

Body mass index. It goes by your weight and height and tells ya if your underweight normal or obese.

luv4all7 said:

It's hard to get rid of. Soon I'll have bigger breasts than Allison.

NDRU said:

I'm a girl. Its different.