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Reply #30 posted 10/25/06 9:39pm

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sinisterpentatonic said:

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People wipe butts all the time in nursing homes. My hat goes off to them,because I don't even like wiping my own ass. It's just something you have to do. I mean I know the elderly need care, but I think I'd be sick to my stomach if I had to clean an older person's ass. It's one thing to wipe a baby's ass and take care of dirty diapers.....but adult shit would have me puking on the job lol

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yer crazy! seriously, i really don't think i could deal with someone wiping my butt no matter how effed up i was. lol


I guess once people reach that age, they're just glad to have someone willing to do it for them lol
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Reply #31 posted 10/25/06 9:39pm

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i'm thinking this was a bad idea for a thread.

still better than that lawn service one, though. shrug
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Reply #32 posted 10/25/06 9:40pm

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Reply #33 posted 10/25/06 9:41pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

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yer crazy! seriously, i really don't think i could deal with someone wiping my butt no matter how effed up i was. lol


I guess once people reach that age, they're just glad to have someone willing to do it for them lol


when life gets to that point i'm just gonna put a bullet in my head.
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Reply #34 posted 10/25/06 9:42pm

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falloff Eww.....especially not when you have the runs shake


Haha, u get runs
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Reply #35 posted 10/25/06 9:44pm

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sinisterpentatonic said:

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So on a very runny day when multiple wipes are required....it'd be around what $100? lol


come on now that's only five strokes, i do twice that on an average day. biggrin

just in case you wanted to know. evillol


I don't even go on a daily basis lol I thought about starting a thread about how often you go....because people think I'm weird for not going everyday. I go every other day....sometimes 3 days without a Bowel Movement. redface When I was younger I only used to go once a week.....my brother was the same lol I was listening to a radio talk show and this lady on there said that she only went while she was menstruating omg I honestly didn't think that was humanly possible. ouch lol
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Reply #36 posted 10/25/06 9:45pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

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come on now that's only five strokes, i do twice that on an average day. biggrin

just in case you wanted to know. evillol


I don't even go on a daily basis lol I thought about starting a thread about how often you go....because people think I'm weird for not going everyday. I go every other day....sometimes 3 days without a Bowel Movement. redface When I was younger I only used to go once a week.....my brother was the same lol I was listening to a radio talk show and this lady on there said that she only went while she was menstruating omg I honestly didn't think that was humanly possible. ouch lol

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Reply #37 posted 10/25/06 9:45pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

sinisterpentatonic said:



come on now that's only five strokes, i do twice that on an average day. biggrin

just in case you wanted to know. evillol


I don't even go on a daily basis lol I thought about starting a thread about how often you go....because people think I'm weird for not going everyday. I go every other day....sometimes 3 days without a Bowel Movement. redface When I was younger I only used to go once a week.....my brother was the same lol I was listening to a radio talk show and this lady on there said that she only went while she was menstruating omg I honestly didn't think that was humanly possible. ouch lol


uh, would that make you full of it? falloff

you need more fiber. lol
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Reply #38 posted 10/25/06 9:47pm

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sinisterpentatonic said:

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I guess once people reach that age, they're just glad to have someone willing to do it for them lol


when life gets to that point i'm just gonna put a bullet in my head.


lol Kinda sad to say too.....but I wouldn't wanna live if I can't do simple things like that for myself either. I guess at that point, you'll know who your real friends are....if they stick around for you or bolt leaving you to rot alone in a nursing home. That's if they're still alive. lol
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Reply #39 posted 10/25/06 9:48pm

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sinisterpentatonic said:

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I don't even go on a daily basis lol I thought about starting a thread about how often you go....because people think I'm weird for not going everyday. I go every other day....sometimes 3 days without a Bowel Movement. redface When I was younger I only used to go once a week.....my brother was the same lol I was listening to a radio talk show and this lady on there said that she only went while she was menstruating omg I honestly didn't think that was humanly possible. ouch lol


uh, would that make you full of it? falloff

you need more fiber. lol


I don't get enough fiber. I need to start mixing that Metamucil shit in my drinks or something. lol
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Reply #40 posted 10/25/06 9:50pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

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when life gets to that point i'm just gonna put a bullet in my head.


lol Kinda sad to say too.....but I wouldn't wanna live if I can't do simple things like that for myself either. I guess at that point, you'll know who your real friends are....if they stick around for you or bolt leaving you to rot alone in a nursing home. That's if they're still alive. lol


i'm kind of torn when it comes to that subject. i don't want to be a burden on noone and vice versa. lol
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Reply #41 posted 10/25/06 9:50pm

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thesexofit said:

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falloff Eww.....especially not when you have the runs shake


Haha, u get runs


everyone does. I'm not ashamed to go through the check out line with Ammodium AD. lol
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Reply #42 posted 10/25/06 9:50pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

sinisterpentatonic said:



uh, would that make you full of it? falloff

you need more fiber. lol


I don't get enough fiber. I need to start mixing that Metamucil shit in my drinks or something. lol


just eat a bowl of cheerios ever morning, you'll be alright. lol
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Reply #43 posted 10/25/06 9:51pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

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Haha, u get runs


everyone does. I'm not ashamed to go through the check out line with Ammodium AD. lol


i don't. confused

you really need to take a good look at your diet, young lady. nod
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Reply #44 posted 10/25/06 9:51pm

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sinisterpentatonic said:

AnckSuNamun said:



I don't even go on a daily basis lol I thought about starting a thread about how often you go....because people think I'm weird for not going everyday. I go every other day....sometimes 3 days without a Bowel Movement. redface When I was younger I only used to go once a week.....my brother was the same lol I was listening to a radio talk show and this lady on there said that she only went while she was menstruating omg I honestly didn't think that was humanly possible. ouch lol


uh, would that make you full of it? falloff



falloff falloff I missed that the first time lol
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Reply #45 posted 10/25/06 9:53pm

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sinisterpentatonic said:

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everyone does. I'm not ashamed to go through the check out line with Ammodium AD. lol


i don't. confused

you really need to take a good look at your diet, young lady. nod


You have never had diarrhea? lol You liar! lol
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Reply #46 posted 10/25/06 9:54pm

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sinisterpentatonic said:

AnckSuNamun said:



I don't get enough fiber. I need to start mixing that Metamucil shit in my drinks or something. lol


just eat a bowl of cheerios ever morning, you'll be alright. lol


I don't really care for Cheerios. My dad told me to eat Raisin Bran.....don't really care for that either. I don't hate them, I just would rather eat the sugary ones.
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Reply #47 posted 10/25/06 9:55pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

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just eat a bowl of cheerios ever morning, you'll be alright. lol


I don't really care for Cheerios. My dad told me to eat Raisin Bran.....don't really care for that either. I don't hate them, I just would rather eat the sugary ones.

Frosted flakes woot!
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Reply #48 posted 10/25/06 9:56pm

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DanceWme said:

AnckSuNamun said:



I don't really care for Cheerios. My dad told me to eat Raisin Bran.....don't really care for that either. I don't hate them, I just would rather eat the sugary ones.

Frosted flakes woot!

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Reply #49 posted 10/25/06 9:56pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

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i don't. confused

you really need to take a good look at your diet, young lady. nod


You have never had diarrhea? lol You liar! lol


the last time i had it is when i was in asia (which was a year ago) and before that had to be about 5 years. i mixed a bottle of frappacino with a shot of cappicino i brewed. i didn't sleep for 2 days. neutral i even called in sick to work. confused
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Reply #50 posted 10/25/06 9:57pm

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july said:

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Frosted flakes woot!

boff

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Reply #51 posted 10/25/06 9:57pm

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DanceWme said:

AnckSuNamun said:



I don't really care for Cheerios. My dad told me to eat Raisin Bran.....don't really care for that either. I don't hate them, I just would rather eat the sugary ones.

Frosted flakes woot!


I like Count Chocula and Smacks smile
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Reply #52 posted 10/25/06 9:57pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

sinisterpentatonic said:



just eat a bowl of cheerios ever morning, you'll be alright. lol


I don't really care for Cheerios. My dad told me to eat Raisin Bran.....don't really care for that either. I don't hate them, I just would rather eat the sugary ones.


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Reply #53 posted 10/25/06 9:59pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

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Frosted flakes woot!


I like Count Chocula and Smacks smile

For some reason smacks make me ill
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Reply #54 posted 10/25/06 9:59pm

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sinisterpentatonic said:

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You have never had diarrhea? lol You liar! lol


the last time i had it is when i was in asia (which was a year ago) and before that had to be about 5 years. i mixed a bottle of frappacino with a shot of cappicino i brewed. i didn't sleep for 2 days. neutral i even called in sick to work. confused


I thought you meant you never get it lol It's about 3 times a year for me. redface
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Reply #55 posted 10/25/06 10:00pm

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best cereal ever:

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Reply #56 posted 10/25/06 10:00pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

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the last time i had it is when i was in asia (which was a year ago) and before that had to be about 5 years. i mixed a bottle of frappacino with a shot of cappicino i brewed. i didn't sleep for 2 days. neutral i even called in sick to work. confused


I thought you meant you never get it lol It's about 3 times a year for me. redface


pretty damn close to never. cool
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Reply #57 posted 10/25/06 10:01pm

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best cereal ever:


those are good but CAP'N CRUNCH ALL THE WAY!!!!!
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Reply #58 posted 10/25/06 10:02pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

sinisterpentatonic said:



just eat a bowl of cheerios ever morning, you'll be alright. lol


I don't really care for Cheerios. My dad told me to eat Raisin Bran.....don't really care for that either. I don't hate them, I just would rather eat the sugary ones.



damn, no offence but u gotta change ur diet. Sure iam getting fatter, but ur not even old to have bowel trouble yet.
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Reply #59 posted 10/25/06 10:02pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

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the last time i had it is when i was in asia (which was a year ago) and before that had to be about 5 years. i mixed a bottle of frappacino with a shot of cappicino i brewed. i didn't sleep for 2 days. neutral i even called in sick to work. confused


I thought you meant you never get it lol It's about 3 times a year for me. redface


2 days is a long time I think. it must've been severe. Mine only lasts a few hours, because the minute my stomach starts acting up, I'll take some medicine like Pepto Bismal or Ammodium....over the counter stuff. I've never had a severe case of it. *knocks on wood*.
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