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lets make this short i miss yall
sorry im so late  | |
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Oh my love where have you been?
So very happy to see you here.  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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XxAxX said:   | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said:  back off, slut!!! he's mine!! okay okay!  | |
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| you lots shausler.. even though we dont talk much, you are still here for me.. | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: back off, slut!!! he's mine!! i'll fight you to the death, bitch!!  oh wow - who knew?! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: i'll fight you to the death, bitch!! oh wow - who knew?! poor shausler is probably all scared right now because he hasn't been reading don't worry shausler, IB is just funning around and doesn't intend to use guns to prove her love. probably. i mean, she might actually use guns, but not to prove her love. that is, when proving her love she probably only uses guns that are not loaded. of course, IF she happens to use a loaded gun to prove her love, she often doesn't shoot to kill. well, mostly doesn't shoot to kill. what i mean to say is hardly anyone has died as a result of being loved by IB  | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: oh wow - who knew?! poor shausler is probably all scared right now because he hasn't been reading don't worry shausler, IB is just funning around and doesn't intend to use guns to prove her love. probably. i mean, she might actually use guns, but not to prove her love. that is, when proving her love she probably only uses guns that are not loaded. of course, IF she happens to use a loaded gun to prove her love, she often doesn't shoot to kill. well, mostly doesn't shoot to kill. what i mean to say is hardly anyone has died as a result of being loved by IB  hey, Shaus, yeah... come here...
don't tell Xx, but her psychiatrist has told me all about her projection "issues"... the meds should be kicking in any day now. well, if she takes them, that is.  the nurses at the home have told us that she tends to hide them under her tongue, spits them out and gives them to the therapy dog. you'll be glad to hear that Fluffy is happier than ever. | |
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you guys crack me up as always
so seriously good to be back!!!!! | |
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i thought this was a thread about CarrieMpls.cvbh | |
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shausler said: you guys crack me up as always
so seriously good to be back!!!!! glad you're back!!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: shausler said: you guys crack me up as always
so seriously good to be back!!!!! Turn around..i want to violate your back!! | |
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purplerein said: IrresistibleB1tch said: Turn around..i want to violate your back!!   | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: poor shausler is probably all scared right now because he hasn't been reading don't worry shausler, IB is just funning around and doesn't intend to use guns to prove her love. probably. i mean, she might actually use guns, but not to prove her love. that is, when proving her love she probably only uses guns that are not loaded. of course, IF she happens to use a loaded gun to prove her love, she often doesn't shoot to kill. well, mostly doesn't shoot to kill. what i mean to say is hardly anyone has died as a result of being loved by IB hey, Shaus, yeah... come here...
don't tell Xx, but her psychiatrist has told me all about her projection "issues"... the meds should be kicking in any day now. well, if she takes them, that is. the nurses at the home have told us that she tends to hide them under her tongue, spits them out and gives them to the therapy dog. you'll be glad to hear that Fluffy is happier than ever. hey Shausler, one thing you WILL notice about IB is her tendency to make up stories out of the proverbial whole cloth. I'm not saying she never uses any kind of cloth to make things with, but in this instance hse's using that legendary 'whole cloth' stuff to fabricate stories about other ORgers. we're all showing her love and support during this, her most difficult time. if she rambles on about the "things" that "people" have been doing around here, humor her by listening, nod a bit, smile at her and then back away slowly. call for help, if you must, and do not attempt to restrain her by yourself. good luck, S! | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: hey, Shaus, yeah... come here...
don't tell Xx, but her psychiatrist has told me all about her projection "issues"... the meds should be kicking in any day now. well, if she takes them, that is. the nurses at the home have told us that she tends to hide them under her tongue, spits them out and gives them to the therapy dog. you'll be glad to hear that Fluffy is happier than ever. hey Shausler, one thing you WILL notice about IB is her tendency to make up stories out of the proverbial whole cloth. I'm not saying she never uses any kind of cloth to make things with, but in this instance hse's using that legendary 'whole cloth' stuff to fabricate stories about other ORgers. we're all showing her love and support during this, her most difficult time. if she rambles on about the "things" that "people" have been doing around here, humor her by listening, nod a bit, smile at her and then back away slowly. call for help, if you must, and do not attempt to restrain her by yourself. good luck, S! Actually, both ladies are in therapy, for severe flatulence. they have flatulence parties, much to the dismay of their families. | |
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shausler said: IB I feel so sorry for the loss of your sanity
we all feel that way  | |
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purplerein said: XxAxX said: hey Shausler, one thing you WILL notice about IB is her tendency to make up stories out of the proverbial whole cloth. I'm not saying she never uses any kind of cloth to make things with, but in this instance hse's using that legendary 'whole cloth' stuff to fabricate stories about other ORgers. we're all showing her love and support during this, her most difficult time. if she rambles on about the "things" that "people" have been doing around here, humor her by listening, nod a bit, smile at her and then back away slowly. call for help, if you must, and do not attempt to restrain her by yourself. good luck, S! Actually, you've missed out on some good timnes, Shausler. I won the annual Fart-Off last week. If you smell something funny in the GD forum it's probably just leftovers  ewwww  | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: hey, Shaus, yeah... come here...
don't tell Xx, but her psychiatrist has told me all about her projection "issues"... the meds should be kicking in any day now. well, if she takes them, that is. the nurses at the home have told us that she tends to hide them under her tongue, spits them out and gives them to the therapy dog. you'll be glad to hear that Fluffy is happier than ever. hey Shausler, one thing you WILL notice about IB is her tendency to make up stories out of the proverbial whole cloth. I'm not saying she never uses any kind of cloth to make things with, but in this instance hse's using that legendary 'whole cloth' stuff to fabricate stories about other ORgers. we're all showing her love and support during this, her most difficult time. if she rambles on about the "things" that "people" have been doing around here, humor her by listening, nod a bit, smile at her and then back away slowly. call for help, if you must, and do not attempt to restrain her by yourself. good luck, S! ok, i'll admit - y'all are driving me to drink. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: hey Shausler, one thing you WILL notice about IB is her tendency to make up stories out of the proverbial whole cloth. I'm not saying she never uses any kind of cloth to make things with, but in this instance hse's using that legendary 'whole cloth' stuff to fabricate stories about other ORgers. we're all showing her love and support during this, her most difficult time. if she rambles on about the "things" that "people" have been doing around here, humor her by listening, nod a bit, smile at her and then back away slowly. call for help, if you must, and do not attempt to restrain her by yourself. good luck, S!  i'm hoping that's just your medication  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: hey Shausler, one thing you WILL notice about IB is her tendency to make up stories out of the proverbial whole cloth. I'm not saying she never uses any kind of cloth to make things with, but in this instance hse's using that legendary 'whole cloth' stuff to fabricate stories about other ORgers. we're all showing her love and support during this, her most difficult time. if she rambles on about the "things" that "people" have been doing around here, humor her by listening, nod a bit, smile at her and then back away slowly. call for help, if you must, and do not attempt to restrain her by yourself. good luck, S! ok, i'll admit - y'all are driving me to drink. then again, I never need an excuse to drink. You know those big trucks that deliver gasoline to the gas stations?...I did a grant to buy one, so they can bring me wine  | |
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 shaus!!  | |
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purplerein said: IrresistibleB1tch said: ok, i'll admit - y'all are driving me to drink. then again, I never need an excuse to drink. You know those big trucks that deliver gasoline to the gas stations?...I did a grant to buy one, so they can bring me wine oh man... now THERE'S a dream...  | |
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purplerein said: IrresistibleB1tch said: ok, i'll admit - y'all are driving me to drink. then again, I never need an excuse to drink. You know those big trucks that deliver gasoline to the gas stations?...I did a grant to buy one, so they can bring me wine That's nothing. I drilled a hole in the ground clean through to Italy, to a vineyard, and I now have those huge wooden barrels full of wine at my secret disposal. So far, no ill leffects. howsevr, i sm ahrting to fel,a ltitiel bitmfunyn  oh honey be careful! i think the drill went awry and you've tapped into a vat of red dye number 3, in china | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i'm hoping that's just your medication  i call it "medicine"
want some? oh wait - the nurses won't let me bring you anything but Cheetohs - maybe i should fill them in about the effect those things have on you...  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: i'm hoping that's just your medication i call it cheetoh juice want some? eccchhh, no thanks. cheetohs are best in their natural, highly crunchy state | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i call it cheetoh juice want some? eccchhh, no thanks. cheetohs are best inserted in their natural, highly crunchy state hey, whatever floats your boat my friend! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: eccchhh, no thanks. cheetohs are best inserted in their natural, highly crunchy state hey, I've never tried that! Sounds like more fun than the time my husband 'loved' me with an entire bag of potato chips please! say no more!!! | |
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