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Reply #30 posted 10/20/06 8:54pm

Mazurack

CortestheKiller said:

Mazurack said:



I read all of them.


But there's like 160-some.


Oh... well, then no, I didn't read all of them. I read like... well, everything that posts when I click on read all of them or read more or whatever the hell it says.

Write a book.
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Reply #31 posted 10/20/06 8:55pm

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Mazurack said:

CortestheKiller said:



But there's like 160-some.


Oh... well, then no, I didn't read all of them. I read like... well, everything that posts when I click on read all of them or read more or whatever the hell it says.

Write a book.


Well, no. But I enjoy blogging from time to time.

BTW, some of the ones I wrote in the summer were better. Or from Jan-July really.
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Reply #32 posted 10/20/06 8:59pm

Fauxie

CortestheKiller said:

Fauxie said:



I would forsake all the heavenly pleasures afforded me by my position, tumble down to earth, mocked and jeered for shunning the rewards of a godly existence, just for 3 minutes with your mortal bum.

Wait, I meant 10 minutes.

On a good day. hmm


I would allow this bum-time to be afforded, so long as you maintain a gentle entry, and work me up to any poundage. Thank you.


So the maximum level of poundage is a viable ultimate aim so long as it's prefaced by a careful insertion and controlled increase of thrust. I'll put on some of that Greek music to ensure an increasingly rapid journey to Maximumpoundageville - pop. your bum. biggrin
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Reply #33 posted 10/20/06 8:59pm

Mazurack

CortestheKiller said:

Mazurack said:



Oh... well, then no, I didn't read all of them. I read like... well, everything that posts when I click on read all of them or read more or whatever the hell it says.

Write a book.


Well, no. But I enjoy blogging from time to time.

BTW, some of the ones I wrote in the summer were better. Or from Jan-July really.


Eh, well, one day I will try to figure out how to access them so I can enjoy a day of reading the rants of you.

For now I will scold myself for eating an entire bag of chips when I don't even like chips. My mouth feels like it's on fire from all of the salt. I think I can feel my tongue cracking. Ugh.

Stupid.

Again, about me.
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Reply #34 posted 10/20/06 9:00pm

Mazurack

Fauxie said:

CortestheKiller said:



I would allow this bum-time to be afforded, so long as you maintain a gentle entry, and work me up to any poundage. Thank you.


So the maximum level of poundage is a viable ultimate aim so long as it's prefaced by a careful insertion and controlled increase of thrust. I'll put on some of that Greek music to ensure an increasingly rapid journey to Maximumpoundageville - pop. your bum. biggrin


*swoon*
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Reply #35 posted 10/20/06 9:00pm

Fauxie

CortestheKiller said:

Fauxie said:



You made this thread about your impending impregnation, which though fun, on the face of it, as things stand, has nothing to do with me. mad


Get over yourself, Fauxie. biggrin

Ugh, Gods. Always thinking of themselves. rolleyes


So I should check out your blogs huh? I wish I could write them regularly like that. My life is just so banal that I'd have to make stuff up. hmmm
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Reply #36 posted 10/20/06 9:02pm

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Fauxie said:

CortestheKiller said:



I would allow this bum-time to be afforded, so long as you maintain a gentle entry, and work me up to any poundage. Thank you.


So the maximum level of poundage is a viable ultimate aim so long as it's prefaced by a careful insertion and controlled increase of thrust. I'll put on some of that Greek music to ensure an increasingly rapid journey to Maximumpoundageville - pop. your bum. biggrin


Well, bum sex is a very ancient Greek art, so I think that is a wise choice.

Why do I always get back to arse sex on here? Seriously though, I'm not oging to allow it for awhile because I fear anal prolapse.
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Reply #37 posted 10/20/06 9:04pm

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Fauxie said:

CortestheKiller said:



Get over yourself, Fauxie. biggrin

Ugh, Gods. Always thinking of themselves. rolleyes


So I should check out your blogs huh? I wish I could write them regularly like that. My life is just so banal that I'd have to make stuff up. hmmm


I don't really think you should. I just write them when I am exploding in my head with either something that's annoyed me, or very rarely, when I'm happy. I can't describe my happiness as well. It's almost like happy things get so important to me I have to keep them to myself and just kind of treasure them and not share them with any body. Don't know if I explained that well enough. smile
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Reply #38 posted 10/20/06 9:11pm

Fauxie

CortestheKiller said:

Fauxie said:



So I should check out your blogs huh? I wish I could write them regularly like that. My life is just so banal that I'd have to make stuff up. hmmm


I don't really think you should. I just write them when I am exploding in my head with either something that's annoyed me, or very rarely, when I'm happy. I can't describe my happiness as well. It's almost like happy things get so important to me I have to keep them to myself and just kind of treasure them and not share them with any body. Don't know if I explained that well enough. smile


Untamed wrath and bile-spitting vitriol make for much better blogs than those cutesy-ditsy happy blogs. A normal, boring day with no drama is a happy day for me, but I'm not going to start blogging about how I went shopping, had a nice lunch, watched a bit of TV and drank some tea. Basically, if there are no blogs by me it means my life is going alright in a boring, contented kind of way. If it's not going well I'll write something either overtly pissed off, or sarcastic and facetious. biggrin
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Reply #39 posted 10/20/06 9:12pm

Fauxie

Mazurack said:

Fauxie said:



So the maximum level of poundage is a viable ultimate aim so long as it's prefaced by a careful insertion and controlled increase of thrust. I'll put on some of that Greek music to ensure an increasingly rapid journey to Maximumpoundageville - pop. your bum. biggrin


*swoon*


*co-swoon*

I mean *swoon back*

*reciprocates swooning*

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Reply #40 posted 10/20/06 9:16pm

Fauxie

This is the first appreciation thread I've had in a long time that has turned into a discussion of bum sex. touched

I miss Imago. sad
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Reply #41 posted 10/20/06 9:20pm

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Fauxie said:

This is the first appreciation thread I've had in a long time that has turned into a discussion of bum sex. touched

I miss Imago. sad


Yet you turn everyone's thread to a discussion about Imago. Let's try to combine the two.

Do you suppose Imago has ever engaged in bum sex?
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Reply #42 posted 10/20/06 9:23pm

Fauxie

CortestheKiller said:

Fauxie said:

This is the first appreciation thread I've had in a long time that has turned into a discussion of bum sex. touched

I miss Imago. sad


Yet you turn everyone's thread to a discussion about Imago. Let's try to combine the two.

Do you suppose Imago has ever engaged in bum sex?



I do not! mad I haven't mentioned him in days!

hmmm

I don't know. Have he and Jersey met in person yet? Would both parties have to be willing participants for it to qualify?

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Reply #43 posted 10/20/06 9:26pm

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Fauxie said:

CortestheKiller said:



Yet you turn everyone's thread to a discussion about Imago. Let's try to combine the two.

Do you suppose Imago has ever engaged in bum sex?



I do not! mad I haven't mentioned him in days!

hmmm

I don't know. Have he and Jersey met in person yet? Would both parties have to be willing participants for it to qualify?

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Jerseykrs would like nothing more than an Imago schlong buried between the cheeks of his ass.
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Reply #44 posted 10/21/06 3:57am

Shanti1

LOVE HIM!!
He is adorable, amazing eyes batting eyes , nice, caring and funny!
What more could you ask for?
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Reply #45 posted 10/21/06 4:01am

Fauxie

CortestheKiller said:

Fauxie said:




I do not! mad I haven't mentioned him in days!

hmmm

I don't know. Have he and Jersey met in person yet? Would both parties have to be willing participants for it to qualify?

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[Edited 10/20/06 21:23pm]


Jerseykrs would like nothing more than an Imago schlong buried between the cheeks of his ass.


lol

Damn, why strongly imply when you can just graphically detail the bum sex between two supposedly straight orgers? falloff

By the way, you might want to reconsider the word 'buried'. Imago's half Thai remember. nod
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Reply #46 posted 10/21/06 4:03am

Fauxie

Shanti1 said:

LOVE HIM!!
He is adorable, amazing eyes batting eyes , nice, caring and funny!
What more could you ask for?



redface Thank you! hug I try. smile

And what better way for me to illustrate those qualities you so kindly said I have by engaging in bum sex banter on my appreciation thread. disbelief

Should've kept this thing pleasant so as to better present my virtues, but that Cortes is so crude. confused
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Reply #47 posted 10/21/06 4:47am

abierman

Fauxie said:

CortestheKiller said:



Jerseykrs would like nothing more than an Imago schlong buried between the cheeks of his ass.


lol

Damn, why strongly imply when you can just graphically detail the bum sex between two supposedly straight orgers? falloff

By the way, you might want to reconsider the word 'buried'. Imago's half Thai remember. nod



falloff falloff falloff omfg, too bad he isn't posting anymore!!! lol
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Reply #48 posted 10/21/06 6:32am

Natisse

Nick is a sweetheart heart

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Reply #49 posted 10/21/06 12:12pm

unlucky7

He has nice eyes.
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Reply #50 posted 10/21/06 6:20pm

Fauxie

Natisse said:

Nick is a sweetheart heart

hug



Just trying to follow your example. kiss2
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Reply #51 posted 10/21/06 6:20pm

Fauxie

unlucky7 said:

He has nice eyes.


batting eyes

Not this morning though. I feel knackered. lol
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Reply #52 posted 10/22/06 7:43am

LleeLlee

I've never interacted with him to a great extent, but he's a smart guy. His sarcasm should be celebrated lol as all sarcasm should, when it's funny that is.

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Reply #53 posted 10/22/06 10:34am

OneMoreTimeP

I think I saw him naked on the internet.
whofarted Body messager? Please rolleyes
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Reply #54 posted 10/22/06 1:32pm

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Served with a dish of crispy noodles.
No More Haters on the Internet.
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Reply #55 posted 10/22/06 9:33pm

Fauxie

touched
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Reply #56 posted 10/23/06 6:39am

Shanti1

Fauxie said:

Shanti1 said:

LOVE HIM!!
He is adorable, amazing eyes batting eyes , nice, caring and funny!
What more could you ask for?



redface Thank you! hug I try. smile

And what better way for me to illustrate those qualities you so kindly said I have by engaging in bum sex banter on my appreciation thread. disbelief

Should've kept this thing pleasant so as to better present my virtues, but that Cortes is so crude. confused




hug
biggrin
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Reply #57 posted 10/23/06 9:07am

applekisses

Sweet, sweet Nick hug rose

I do adore him... smile
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Reply #58 posted 10/23/06 5:38pm

Fauxie

OneMoreTimeP said:

I think I saw him naked on the internet.



eek
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Reply #59 posted 10/23/06 5:40pm

Fauxie

Shanti1 said:

Fauxie said:




redface Thank you! hug I try. smile

And what better way for me to illustrate those qualities you so kindly said I have by engaging in bum sex banter on my appreciation thread. disbelief

Should've kept this thing pleasant so as to better present my virtues, but that Cortes is so crude. confused




hug
biggrin


smile

Now it's a nice thread, befitting my synonymity with niceness. nod

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