My kids' dad asked them jokingly. "What do you mean you don't know the show Welcome Back Kotter?" "Where were YOU in the 80's?" and my 10 year old replies....."IN YOUR TESTICLES!"
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I bet he brings you so much joy!

Nothinbutjoy said:

he does thankfully he has my quik wit

co- and I raise you a


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That is great. smart kid.

That's funny stuff.

When my baby sister was 5 she told me that she wanted to be just like me when she grew up. . ."except for the lumps" she says. Hahahahahaha!

She told me she thought they looked uncomfortable and in the way.

Now she is 14 and she's got "lumps" as big as mine!!!

Pretty ironic that happened!

allstatenorthside said:

ok that is cute

irrisistableB said:

yeah he takes after me..

wow, smart kid.

My mom bought this 5 year old some clothes, the little girl asked if my mom wished she had the same thing....my mom said yes, then the 5 year old said, well you have to lose weight first, you're fat. My mom isn't fat, she has some meat, but not fat...

unlucky7 said:

MoonGodess said:

Yeah , my mom just looked at the 5 year olds grandmother...

the other day my 4 year-old said very off-handedly from the next room, "Dad, if you're a robot, just tell me."

we had to write that one down

Rudy said:

When my brother was little he told my aunt he'd help her look for her tooth that she lost..... She has a gap

My middle daughter, when she was three, shouted down from upstairs, "Mum, I'm not playing with your make-up!"

My three year old cousin told me that he had seem some truckers lined up for George Bush.

When I asked my aunt about it later, she laughed and said that they'd seen truckers lined up in tribute to a late trucker named Butch.