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PrintableHandclapsfingasnapz said: Stymie said: You are aware that you will be seeing me face to face as you sit here and propose to another person right?
 shuddup and marry me, you two.  | |
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SpisaRibb said: Big Sausage will you marry me?
you mean sausage platter?? no way!!  i have dibbs on the sausage platter and his furry vest!!
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Stymie said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: shuddup and marry me, you two. 
I better go shave my legs. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Stymie said: Um, do we get to consummate said marriage in a few hours?
I better go shave my legs. 
...me too. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: FunkMistress said:
I better go shave my legs.
...me too.  Damn, the thing about us all staying in the same hotel room is I can't kick y'all out when I'm done.  | |
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Stymie said: Damn, the thing about us all staying in the same hotel room is I can't kick y'all out when I'm done.  You mean you can't light another candle on your shrine to us because we'll see you?
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FunkMistress said: Stymie said: Damn, the thing about us all staying in the same hotel room is I can't kick y'all out when I'm done. You mean you can't light another candle on your shrine to us because we'll see you?
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FunkMistress said: Stymie said: Damn, the thing about us all staying in the same hotel room is I can't kick y'all out when I'm done. You mean you can't light another candle on your shrine to us because we'll see you?
I have zero comeback for that. | |
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Stymie said: FunkMistress said: You mean you can't light another candle on your shrine to us because we'll see you?
I have zero comeback for that.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: althom said: Here's my proposil[...]
what's that? is that some kinna newfangled birth control or something?  | |
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I would love for a woman to propose to me just so i could turn her down. I would get off on that big time. | |
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Spats said: I would love for a woman to propose to me just so i could turn her down. I would get off on that big time.
Marry me, Spats. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Will there later be held a huge mass wedding ceremony for all the newly betrothed? | |
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screw romance, chivalry, and engagement rings... lets just do a "molest an orger" thread  | |
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Tom said: screw romance, chivalry, and engagement rings... lets just do a "molest an orger" thread
Okay!  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Spats said: I would love for a woman to propose to me just so i could turn her down. I would get off on that big time.
Marry me, Spats. NO!!!!! 
Thanks. That felt good. Is that sick that i would enjoy doing that??? [Edited 10/20/06 11:22am] | |
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Spats said: FunkMistress said: Marry me, Spats. NO!!!!!
Thanks. That felt good. Is that sick that i would enjoy doing that??? [Edited 10/20/06 11:22am] 
As long as I could make you feel good.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Does this thread allow shotgun unions? By that I mean, can we forcibly wed a couple whom we feel should be together? | |
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Spats said: Is that sick that i would enjoy doing that??? Nah, I enjoy kicking kittens, but I'm still a nice guy!!  | |
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jerseykrs said: Spats said: Is that sick that i would enjoy doing that??? Nah, I enjoy kicking kittens, but I'm still a nice guy!! You guys so don't want to know what kicking kittens is code for.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: Nah, I enjoy kicking kittens, but I'm still a nice guy!! You guys so don't want to know what kicking kittens is code for. You're right, please don't share. | |
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jerseykrs said: FunkMistress said: You guys so don't want to know what kicking kittens is code for. You're right, please don't share. I can't; I'll puke in my mouth again.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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WillyWonka said: Does this thread allow shotgun unions? By that I mean, can we forcibly wed a couple whom we feel should be together?
that would certainly make it more entertaining! | |
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FunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: You're right, please don't share. I can't; I'll puke in my mouth again. I'm sorry but
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Spats said: I would love for a woman to propose to me just so i could turn her down. I would get off on that big time.
I already proposed to you in 2005 but you didn't say no, you said: "I think I just had my ass handed to me on a plate" or something to that effect | |
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FunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: You're right, please don't share. I can't; I'll puke in my mouth again. tell me whats kicking kittens code for! .. | |
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I'm proposing to whichever orger is secretly Prince. "You could say I'm a terminal case/You could burn up my clothes/Smash up my ride...well, maybe not the ride" | |
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ZombieKitten said: Spats said: I would love for a woman to propose to me just so i could turn her down. I would get off on that big time.
I already proposed to you in 2005 but you didn't say no, you said: "I think I just had my ass handed to me on a plate" or something to that effect I don't remember that. | |
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Spats said: FunkMistress said: Marry me, Spats. NO!!!!!
Thanks. That felt good. Is that sick that i would enjoy doing that??? [Edited 10/20/06 11:22am] Yep! Proves a whole bunch about the kind of person you are. | |
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7in9 said: Spats said: NO!!!!!
Thanks. That felt good. Is that sick that i would enjoy doing that??? [Edited 10/20/06 11:22am] Yep! Proves a whole bunch about the kind of person you are. What does it mean?? I can't help it. I have actually enjoyed rejecting. And if i got proposed to (this is a fantasy of course because women won't propose to a man either) i would turn the woman down.
And i would love to do it on one of those sporting events where you see the idiot guy throw his dignity out the window on tv to propose to the girl. Except i would say NO on national tv. [Edited 10/21/06 17:31pm] [Edited 10/22/06 0:04am] | |
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