Frankly I joined Mazurack in drinking tonight albeit from miles away. I have put back a good few bottles of Newcastle this evening, but am still in perfect control of my typing falculties.

I love you all.

I need someone to explain to me what Mazurack meant in her orgnote to me about anal sex and a tea towel. She won't be a good girl and explain to me what I might need a tea towel for.

Thank you.

Well, fine.


Shove a tea towel up there and have Alex pull it out. Get back to me.


For the record, I've not done this.

Mazurack said:

Why wouldn't we just get anal beads or something?

CortestheKiller said:

From what I have heard, the effect is not the same.

You don't have anal beads? (Another gift idea)

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Mazurack said:

No. The only thing I own outside of my hand or Phalex's penis is a mini-bullet from good vibes. Am relatively new to the world of ass sex. I mean, I had a penis forcibly enter my arse unexpectedly once before and refused to ever engage again. So now because he never did it before me and I let him do it he's been on a big ass sex kick

!!!

And by the way, why would you want me to get a tea-toweled ass when you haven't tried it? I mean, I should think you'd be a good enough HOMIE to recommend me these things from pleasurable experience!

CortestheKiller said:

Don't get blown out!

Anyway...

Love the bullet. Girls best friend! The best little device ever made to trigger a fountain!

Well, if you get squirrly, do the tea towel and tell me your thoughts. Just so I can get a giggle.

CortestheKiller said:

There are some things that even I don't try.

Mazurack said:

I'm going to have to pass. I'm not sure we own a tea towel unless that's just a typical kitchen towel made to sound fancy. A nd if they are, well, I LIKE our kitchen towels....

I'm off to bed.

Enjoy your Pabst Blue Ribbon, Loo.

CortestheKiller said:

I can mail you some new ones!

Tea towel is smaller than the average kitchen towel. Similar to those hung by the oven handle or a small hand towel. I'm guessing it was used for tea and along the lines somewhere it worked it's way into the bedroom. Kind of like everything else.

CortestheKiller said:

'Night, shithead.

Mazurack said:

I just... I don't know what to say. We just have like, clothes in the bedroom. And you know, pillows and that sexy comforter you bought us. I mean, damn.

Alright, really, off to sleep. Be good.

CortestheKiller said:

Sleep well and keep the anal leakage off the quilt!

I think u have to be drunk to make heads or tails of this thread....