Number23 said:

How old will you be 26? What kind of age is that? It's nothing. It's nothing.

Spookymuffin said:

Fuck, in Bargeddie we turn 18 at 11. I had a wife, a husband, three dogs, a gifaffe and eight ungrateful excrement machines to feed at 13.
Luckily there was an abundance of coal in the village mines and my hands hadn't yet calloused themselves into numb stone pulps.

Number23 said:

After that "Luckily" I thought you were gonna say "I had a gun and 14 bullets"



I was so sure, then you disappointed (as always, from what I hear).

Spookymuffin said:

You should always leave 'em disappointed, cuntybaws. It gives you nothing to live up to next time.

Number23 said:

You could say if life was made flesh as a human, it'd be you in that sense.

Spookymuffin said:

No, 'life' as in the mathematical construction of the multiverse and dimentional branes or illusions of self we skate around upon continue to fascinate me. I wish I'd studied molecular physics at university instead of silly books by pickled, self-satisfied chancers. So, I'm in love with my perception of reality and find existance continually enthralling and inspiring. It's just human beings that get on my goat.
[Edited 10/19/06 7:20am]

you're finally going to get circumcised?

Number23 said:

What did you read at Uni and where?


[Edited 10/19/06 8:13am]

You become a "man" when you get laid. Not drunk.

Spats said:

Fact 1: I've already got laid, and by the sounds of it more recently than you.

Fact 2: Evidently the use of this phrase is metaphorical. A phrase that has been used for years as an expression for turning 18.

I've got my whole life ahead of me.

Where's yours going? By the sounds of it nowhere...you're wasting your life chasing tail with an arrogant view of women so ridiculous that it'll be a miracle if you climb inside a pair of pissflaps without paying for it.

I'll have a pint for you tomorrow. Here's to you dying alone and single.

Spookymuffin said:

I have been with women a lot more than you so i would say my view on women is pretty accurate. Comes with experience. You will change your outlook when you are out there a lot more.

Spats said:

As your threads so clearly illustrate.

Spookymuffin said:

I read this as:

"Tomorrow I become a nun..."

Spookymuffin said:

You'll see. By the time you are my age you will have the same view on women.

Natisse said:

applekisses said:

Spats thanks for your insight in life. It brightens up my day. It makes me see the sunshine on a dull dreary day like it is today.

Spats said:

You mean I'll be desperately debating whether to fall on my knees and beg them for sex or punch them in the face and rape them to save face?

The latter, perhaps.

Spookymuffin said:

No, you'll have the same attitude as me if you are an independant person.

Spats said:

You're illogical and failing to make a point. I can't be bothered to argue with you anymore about how we have different personalities. The fact that your life on this website is filled with ridicule at everything you say should tell you something; fuck off and die - no one wants you here.

Spookymuffin said:

i love you

Spookymuffin said:

I am making a point. You say how messed up my attitude is and i am saying my attitude is from being involved with women for years. You haven't. When you have you'll know what i am talking about.

I think the difference is women throw themselves at Ben.

Happy Birthday, by the way.

jerseykrs said:

so wrong.

ZeroSoul said:

CinisterCee said:

co-

Spats said:

Lots of people who have lots of experience with women manage to have different opinions than you do, babycakes.

And some of them are probably getting their dicks sucked RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

Of course, you're not into that, so . . . carry on.