So this morning I'm in a hurry to get to work. And so we just cleaned out our closet and found all these clothes that we hadn't seen in a while. And there were some nice light colored pants so I put them on and I zoom to work. And I do my work thing right. And I'm beloved at work and I interact with several hundred people, as I always do on a daily basis, and I come home. And my wife is looking at my pants and I say "What?" And she starts laughing and she says, "You know you're wearing my pants, right?" And sure a damn enough I am wearing her maternity pants. I was wearing lady pants the whole day. And nobody told me, which leads me to believe that either everybody knew and they weren't saying or that I pulled it off and cross dressed the whole day.

You know what? The pants were pretty damn comfortable and they matched wonderfully with my shirt. So damn it maybe Ed Wood was on to something. I feel an odd urge to go rummage through her closet right now.

oh my, that's good.

Post a picture of the pants!!

evenstar3 said:

evenstar3 said:

I will try. They're some damn comfortable pants, that's all I know.

lady pants!!!!!

I mean, someone else has done this, right? This is a common occurrence isn't it?

GottaLetitgo said:

GottaLetitgo said:

LMAO!!!!

oh fuck me This place kicks so much ass sometimes.

GottaLetitgo said:

I bet althom has.

My wife says the worse thing is that the pants were actually white, not light khaki as I thought, and I broke some rule about wearing white after labor day.

GottaLetitgo said:

Sure.
When no one's looking,
I like to put on my girlfriends' sweat-pants that have the word "spoiled" writ acoss the seat.

Oh sure, it probably looks redundant,
but it does make me feel "royal".

GottaLetitgo said:

yeah, its tacky to wear white after labor day....white is a summer spring color, tropics.

giant no no during fall winter months.

You haven't seen Serial Mom?

SpisaRibb said:

So many rules. Damn this cross dressing is hard.

I bet I wore the wrong shoes too.

oh good lord... they weren't panel pants were they??

emm said:

thats what i was thinking

brownsugar said:

he would've looked like a kangaroo!

My stomach hurts from laughing...yeah post a pic.

i'm thinking that your closet needs help from the queer eye boys



white maternity pants??
what shirt "matched wonderfully" with that??

emm said:

It was a nice plaid button shirt. I got many compliments on it today. But nobody said anything about the pants.

Where are the mods when you need them? Can we lock this thread now?

My wife has clarified and said that they weren't maternity pants per se (no pouch because I think I would have noticed that) but the pants she wore during pregnancy right before she had to convert to maternity pants. They're White Stags. A sample picture is below:



But to the untrained eye they looked like light khakis. And I thought stags were male deers so really it's poor branding on the pants.

Pound for p0und, they still felt terrific though.
[Edited 10/18/06 22:06pm]

GottaLetitgo said:

stick with wearing her lace panties in the bedroom from now on

I can't help but think I'm going to have a lot of explaining to do tomorrow...

Maybe I'll get a mohawk or something on the way to work...that could provide a distraction.

just wear a little bit of eyeshadow...


that should keep them guessing for a few more days

emm said:

Hell yeah...time for a little ambiguity. Ain't going to put Gotta in a box no more.

I bet you looked cute in it