JustErin said:

That goes for all of us guys...
oh wait.
You said calls....

JustErin said:

U reckon he pukes all over the phone?

thesexofit said:

Perhaps, it really was only about 30 seconds between "hold on, I'm gonna puke" and "ok, back".

JustErin said:

ahhh, to be 15 again.

Ur av reminds me of one of those ladies that does those all night phone quiz thingy's.



Or maybe: "Want some hot action, call me now on "976-7EXY". I mean that in a good way. U'd project a friendly girl next door image.

JustErin said:

He's the Imago of the US Congress.

thesexofit said:

Naw, I couldn't do the girl next door image. I'm more like the come and do me hard and beat my ass in the back alleyway club skank.

What are the all night phone quiz thingy's? Does it pay well?

2the9s said:

No, I meant...who is Imago?

JustErin said:

I think I'm a little of both.

JustErin said:

Oct. 4th, 2006

Jury Duty

JustErin said:

? if it pays well. Its live tv, and u take in calls from strangers phoning in.

Shit like "guess a word that comes after big.....". And someone phones in and guesses. Like "big house" "big dick" whatever. Bad example, but, u talk to them. U gotta be on ur toes though i guess.

U like it rough then? All girls do of course, silly question. My girlfriend likes me talking rough to her during sex. Its pretty weird, but she gets off on it. Iam pretty quiet during sex, except i may say something really original like "oh god..." when i cum. I need to work on that. Maybe "yeeeee ha" when i cum might be a good idea? What u reckon?

I use to crack a girl up all the time by pretending to be celebrities during intercourse. Completely killed the mood.

thesexofit said:

DO NOT say yeeeee ha when you cum!
DO NOT!
[Edited 10/17/06 19:57pm]

today, right now, at this moment has got to be the most boring day of my life!!!

luv4all7 said:

maybe better than crying, though

luv4all7 said:

As i mentioned, i know an ex who woulda found it funny. We had that same sense of humour. Sex is taken too seriously sometimes. But nah, i wouldn't say that with my current girl.

What about a Prince "yeooooow". Or a jacko shout ala "black and white" "hoooooeeeee"?

thesexofit said:

I shout out "I like the way you move!!!"

NDRU said:

Who the hell cries when they cum? "dont look at me whilst iam crying, i said dont look at me! ".

NDRU said:

But "weeping" would be a better word.

NDRU said:

as in the outkast song?

thesexofit said:

I don't know, not me, that's for sure. Nope, definitely not me

thesexofit said:

NDRU said:

Being stuck in the airport in Salt Lake City for 10 hours en route to Sacramento because of a snow storm.

TMPletz said:

Driving from Seattle to Eureka, Ca, and spending the night in a shitty Motel 6. Soooo boring.

Hmm, iam noticing airports being the number one most boring place ever. U guys have never seen where i live at night. Seriously boring.


anyway, when me and my family were stuck in a 5 hour traffic standstill, due to a bomb scare was sooooo boring, and years later, a malcom in the middle episode reminded me of the experience. All 5 of us in a car, getting out, sun blazing, talking to random people in oither cars that i never saw again. Odd time, but kinda cool looking back I guess.

Damn, seeing how frustrated people were sure was funny. Happened many years ago now.

When I had sex. God that was boring. I'm sticking with domestic pets.

Zogmuffin said:

Sex is never boring. And can be funny (condom splitting is not what i call funny, but one girl i know found it a hoot)


Drunk sex is shit mind u.

thesexofit said:

My sex was drunk.

Zogmuffin said:

My proper first time was. Awful. Some girls seem to like cum on their breasts or face, at least, thats what i've noticed. Its fun, but dont get any in their hair. It can get nasty if u do (unless they are drunk of course LOL and they'll just find it funny no doubt)