ThreadBare said:

it takes all kinds, dear.

XxAxX said:

Cruel of you to pull the Raiders into your running gag.

They're undergoing gender transformations!

ThreadBare said:

about time! they were already halfway to being perfect ladies anyway

XxAxX said:

Sounds like my girlfriend could join the team soon, she's constantly tripping over her own two feet[Edited 10/16/06 8:28am]

ThreadBare said:

she should fit right in

XxAxX said:

Steadwood said:

I prefer mine in uniform

XxAxX said:

Take this little fella, for example. Wearing the hottest little judge uniform and who's too sexy for his robes? He is!!

Steadwood said:

That's more like it... is there any more

XxAxX said:

NO! They are my turn on!!! They're MY troll dolls and *I* am the only one they will dance naked on the kitchen table for.

Steadwood said:

That's what you think Buddy.... Where do you think Brother Redwood is

XxAxX said:

He's with the other naked trolls, dancing for me as I sip my glass of wine

Steadwood said:

is that so... ....well how come i took this picture of him just 2 minutes ago?

XxAxX said:

Ah, there you are Mr. Steadwood. You've met my assistant, Nurse Jackson? Had your blood pressure taken and been weighed in? Yes, I see. In general, your health is good? No complaints other than the reason you're here today?

Now, I understand you've been 'experimenting' with troll dolls lately, is that correct? Yes? And one 'accidentally' found its way into one of your body cavities? yes??

Now, let's see if we can get the troll doll out of there. Would you bend over please? A little further, please. Ah, yes, I see him. Or her. Red haired little blighter, yes? Nurse Jackson, would you hand me the forceps? Thank you.

Now, Mr. Steadwood, this might feel a little odd...what's that? Oh I see. Well, I've never had a troll doll wedged up my bum but I believe you when you tell me it's been feeling odd for quite some time now. Although, I don't quite see the humor.

Hold still now, that's the trick... easy.....easy.....and there we are. Here's your troll doll Mr. Steadwood. And, lest you be tempted to repeat today's adventure, I must caution you in future to be careful where you sit. Have a nice day, Mr. Steadwood.

brother redwood????






[Edited 10/16/06 17:57pm]

Thanks to all for your responses (even the silly ones), I appreciate it .

psychodelicide said:

That means me huh

Steadwood said:

Naw not just you. there were a couple of others too. But silliness is good, y'all made me laugh.

psychodelicide said:

Keep laughing

Steadwood said:

Thanks. They say that laughter is the best medicine.

psychodelicide said:

I tried laughing when I had a cold ...

...but I kept on sneezing..

Steadwood said:

That's no fun!

Steadwood said:

Thanks. They say that laughter is the best medicine.