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PrintableFruitToAttractBears said: purplerein said: i guess the phone booths don't have ads for hookers anymore?
Ahahaha...I was waaaaay to entertained by those when I visited London. I was just like "OMG! TITS! Everywhere! OOH OOH! There's another one let's look inside!!" 
And anyway..this thread reminded me of a joke: STOP ME if you've heard it. *ahem* What's the difference between a bed and a pile of dead babies? You can't fuck a bed?  | |
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Spookymuffin said: FruitToAttractBears said: Ahahaha...I was waaaaay to entertained by those when I visited London. I was just like "OMG! TITS! Everywhere! OOH OOH! There's another one let's look inside!!"
And anyway..this thread reminded me of a joke: STOP ME if you've heard it. *ahem* What's the difference between a bed and a pile of dead babies? You can't fuck a bed? I didn't lose my virginity in a bed.  [Edited 10/14/06 14:34pm]  " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Spookymuffin said: You can't fuck a bed? I didn't loose my virginity in a bed.
[Edited 10/14/06 14:28pm] 
So where did you loose it? Not that you can "loose" virginity. | |
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JustErin said: HamsterHuey said: I bet you say sweet things, like; 'take this, bitch!', don't you? There you go...that's what they are supposed to do. Gentle doesnt get you anywhere. Deliver the pounding, after the special mouth attention warms things up. Rough is good. havent been with a chick who doesnt like it rough. (Insert something clever here) |
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Spookymuffin said: FruitToAttractBears said: I didn't loose my virginity in a bed.
[Edited 10/14/06 14:28pm]
So where did you loose it? Not that you can "loose" virginity. Haha! I edited to fix that but somehow I got distracted and forgot to actually change anything. Oh my squirrely brain.  " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Spookymuffin said:
So where did you loose it? Not that you can "loose" virginity. Haha! I edited to fix that but somehow I got distracted and forgot to actually change anything. Oh my squirrely brain. Evidently your brain is fucked. You seem to be confused about which toilets a lady should use. (hint: not the mens' one!) | |
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Then wash off all that white face paint and grow the hell up. haha. All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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2freaky4church1 said: Then wash off all that white face paint and grow the hell up. haha.
I have a fucking shaved head now. Goth is past. It's all about Punk now.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: FruitToAttractBears said: Haha! I edited to fix that but somehow I got distracted and forgot to actually change anything. Oh my squirrely brain. Evidently your brain is fucked. You seem to be confused about which toilets a lady should use. (hint: not the mens' one!) I think I'm gonna change that pic, too many ppl assume it's me. AND fye, I've only used men's toilets when the line in the ladies one was too long. 
My brain's not that fucked... " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Spookymuffin said: Evidently your brain is fucked. You seem to be confused about which toilets a lady should use. (hint: not the mens' one!) I think I'm gonna change that pic, too many ppl assume it's me. AND fye, I've only used men's toilets when the line in the ladies one was too long.
My brain's not that fucked... | |
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Spookymuffin said: Where can I buy it in England?
Anyone know some good haunts? I'm horny as fook and I swore ON THE BIBLE (with my hands on a real Bible no less), not to masturbate until Monday - so I need to get me some cushion for some pushin'. Does your mother know your here sonny..... | |
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