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Handclapsfingasnapz said: we're fresh outta sex. go 'way.
Sex is all sold out. Spats came in and bought it all, even sex with dogs. |
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Spats said: JustErin said: If I was with a guy that said nothing or made no sound at all during sex...I would laugh in his face, then dump him, of course.
And i would not want a woman who had to flap her gums or make bad noises. I would dump them.  I am (for the most part) fairly quiet during sex, as I like to listen to what is being said to me. Quiet men are the ultimate turnoff! Overdoers are too, I suppose. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: we're fresh outta sex. go 'way.
Sex is all sold out. Spats came in and bought it all, even sex with dogs. spats's money and credit is no good here. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: HamsterHuey said: Sex is all sold out. Spats came in and bought it all, even sex with dogs. spats's money and credit is no good here. I let him have the sex with dogs just cuz he was whining. Sorry. |
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JustErin said: Spats said: And i would not want a woman who had to flap her gums or make bad noises. I would dump them. I am (for the most part) fairly quiet during sex, as I like to listen to what is being said to me. Quiet men are the ultimate turnoff! Overdoers are too, I suppose. In general i am a pretty quiet guy. I don't like loud at all. Listen to what is being said you??? What do you want to hear being said to you? | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: Men don't moan. Those that do are strange. Is is sexy when men moan? If it is, I moan. 
When used in moderation, it definitely is  I dunno what other women might think, though  Moaning from a man is sexy..just dont moan more than me [Edited 10/13/06 15:44pm] | |
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Spats said: JustErin said: I am (for the most part) fairly quiet during sex, as I like to listen to what is being said to me. Quiet men are the ultimate turnoff! Overdoers are too, I suppose. In general i am a pretty quiet guy. I don't like loud at all. Listen to what is being said you??? What do you want to hear being said to you? Let's just say "I love you, baby" is not my kinda thing. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: spats's money and credit is no good here. I let him have the sex with dogs just cuz he was whining. Sorry.  | |
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I haven't had sex since last month.  | |
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Spats said: HamsterHuey said: You moan like a sissy, though.  I don't moan during sacktime. How do you remember dude its been a year????? | |
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JustErin said: Spookymuffin said: Men don't moan. Those that do are strange. Is is sexy when men moan? If it is, I moan. Men are only supposed to...oh froget it...nevermind. Jizz on yer face? | |
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JustErin said: Spats said: In general i am a pretty quiet guy. I don't like loud at all. Listen to what is being said you??? What do you want to hear being said to you? Let's just say "I love you, baby" is not my kinda thing. I know what you need because you've told me. But still. | |
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Hmmm. I would
wager that we all want more. | |
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Spookymuffin said: myownprivateinsanity said: You know you could always take a trip out to the countryside and bag a .....  or  or even a  .....Or a small boy/girl/newborn.  Just not funny, spooky. Where are you headed with this sick shtick? | |
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Spookymuffin said: myownprivateinsanity said: You know you could always take a trip out to the countryside and bag a ..... or or even a .....Or a small boy/girl/newborn. aah. so, this is what gets spookymuffin off. has this been reported?  .. | |
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SpisaRibb said: Spookymuffin said: Or a small boy/girl/newborn. aah. so, this is what gets spookymuffin off. has this been reported? Oh my god, people, get over it. It was a fucking joke  | |
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evenstar3 said: SpisaRibb said: aah. so, this is what gets spookymuffin off. has this been reported? Oh my god, people, get over it. It was a fucking joke  .. | |
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evenstar3 said: SpisaRibb said: aah. so, this is what gets spookymuffin off. has this been reported? Oh my god, people, get over it. It was a fucking joke But a fucking children joke? I can't help thinking he's taking this a bit too far. | |
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JustErin said: Spats said: In general i am a pretty quiet guy. I don't like loud at all. Listen to what is being said you??? What do you want to hear being said to you? Let's just say "I love you, baby" is not my kinda thing. Don't say you like dirty talk.  | |
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evenstar3 said: Spats said: Yours must be very unfeminine.  at least I have one....unlike you.I would rather have none than have annoying sex. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: HamsterHuey said: Sex is all sold out. Spats came in and bought it all, even sex with dogs. spats's money and credit is no good here. 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorSpats said: evenstar3 said: at least I have one....unlike you.I would rather have none than have annoying sex. annoying sex
He has a point though. Annoying sex is AWFUL. | |
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Spats said: HamsterHuey said: You moan like a sissy, though. I don't moan during sacktime. Probably because I don't get any sacktime. Ever. being honest is one step on the road to mental health. I think we've had a breakthrough. | |
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Lets see....deployed to Iraq August 13th....it is now October 14th.....
I am commencing my 3rd month without some "mugah-bo".....getting a little testy.....getting a little ornery... ...but what I'm not getting is LAID!!!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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reneGade20 said: Lets see....deployed to Iraq August 13th....it is now October 14th.....
I am commencing my 3rd month without some "mugah-bo".....getting a little testy.....getting a little ornery... ...but what I'm not getting is LAID!!!!
 I feel your pain. | |
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is prostitution illegal in England? | |
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purplerein said: is prostitution illegal in England?
kinda. | |
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I still haven't wanked yet.  | |
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purplerein said: i guess the phone booths don't have ads for hookers anymore?
Ahahaha...I was waaaaay to entertained by those when I visited London. I was just like "OMG! TITS! Everywhere! OOH OOH! There's another one let's look inside!!"
And anyway..this thread reminded me of a joke: STOP ME if you've heard it. *ahem* What's the difference between a bed and a pile of dead babies?  " | |
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