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Reply #30 posted 10/12/06 10:07pm

Fauxie

A man walks into a bar and he looks like Althom.




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Reply #31 posted 10/12/06 10:07pm

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ZombieKitten said:

An old chinese couple are lying in bed, he nudges her and whispers in her ear "lets do 69!" and she sits up, indignant, and tells him "if you think I get up to make you crispy skinned lemon chicken you got another thing coming!"



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Reply #32 posted 10/12/06 10:19pm

Fauxie

Not full jokes, as such, but funny nonetheless:

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away, and you've got his shoes!" - Billy Connolly

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" - Woody Allen

"I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork..." - Markus Birdman
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