A man walks into a bar and he looks like Althom.
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ZombieKitten said: An old chinese couple are lying in bed, he nudges her and whispers in her ear "lets do 69!" and she sits up, indignant, and tells him "if you think I get up to make you crispy skinned lemon chicken you got another thing coming!"
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Not full jokes, as such, but funny nonetheless:
"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away, and you've got his shoes!" - Billy Connolly "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" - Woody Allen "I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork..." - Markus Birdman | |
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