My lips still look fantastic as a rotting corpse.

Number23 said:

I never considered you to have fantastic lips.

CortestheKiller said:

That's crazy talk!

CortestheKiller said:

No? I always thought my lips were my best feature. Like a Raphielite angel. My face is kinda 15th century.

CarrieMpls said:

You've seen them in the flesh.

Number23 said:

I prefer your chin.

Number23 said:

And a fleshy pair of lips they are.

CarrieMpls said:

JD's are better, the bastard.

Billy and I share the same Birthday.

Now we share the same fetish.

Billy likes pleasuring young pups. And kids. I don't do kids, but Billy does.

Spookymuffin said:

Well, I'd do you, so aye.

Number23 said:

*If i was a homosexual.

Number23 said:

We know what you are. Now we know. Now we know.


Do you watch That Mitchell and Webb Thing?

Spookymuffin said:

I do, even though I think it's shit. It angers me, actually. They're not funny. They're too educated and have little natural talent. But that's just my truth.

Number23 said:

Oh.

I think they're fucking hilarious. Bizarre.
Although they are clearly very intelligent. I think its their delivery that gets me.

Spookymuffin said:

I was your age ten years ago when Jeeves & Wooster were on ITV. It was completely alien to me, the accents, the cerebral wit, the knowing pretentiousness. I fucking loved it. It was the world I wanted to punch into, the world I felt I might belong, the world I wouldn't have to pretend I like football, the world I wouldn't have to kid on I wanted to shag women up the arse or fight a gang of scum every time I wanted a fish supper. It was patchy, aye, but when they got it right, it was lego. They did it a lot better than those two Peep Show chancers, I think. But maybe I'm just out of touch. We have very different backgrounds and perspectives. I just don't find those two very funny. They patronise and condecend what I hold dear. i don't think they're all that intelligent. The floppy haired guy's got something, but the blonde Stiffler guy is just holding him back. get the Fry apprentice a permanent seat on have I Got News For You and all will be well. I repeat I am drunk and will read this back in the morning and weep into my vomit bucket.

Number23 even looks good zombie style.

I;m extrememly jealous.

Number23 said:

Spookymuffin said:

Strangely, I woke up feeling quite groovy. I valliantly bounded out of bed this morning and packed for Blackpool with a lunatic grin sellotaped to my skin and my hair sitting wonderfully well for a second day's wash. I'll buy you a stick of rock shaped like a large erect penis, grooming you craftily into accepting the real thing.

Number23 said:

I have already feasted on man meat.

Spookymuffin said:

What did it taste like? Chicken?

Spookymuffin said:

Number23 said:

doesn't everything?

Spookymuffin said:

My dad's didnt.

Number23 said:

Yeah it did.

Cloudbuster said:

Not when I made his "magic snake" "sick" it didn't.

Number23 said:

A prime gag that tittilates my disgusting sense of humour.