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I want more sex... Where can I buy it in England?
Anyone know some good haunts? I'm horny as fook and I swore ON THE BIBLE (with my hands on a real Bible no less), not to masturbate until Monday - so I need to get me some cushion for some pushin'. | |
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Spookymuffin said: Where can I buy it in England?
Anyone know some good haunts? I'm horny as fook and I swore ON THE BIBLE (with my hands on a real Bible no less), not to masturbate until Monday - so I need to get me some cushion for some pushin'. Why not just take woman against her will? It okay wher I from  Kazakhstani chain of importance: "God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli"
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Borat said: Spookymuffin said: Where can I buy it in England?
Anyone know some good haunts? I'm horny as fook and I swore ON THE BIBLE (with my hands on a real Bible no less), not to masturbate until Monday - so I need to get me some cushion for some pushin'. Why not just take woman against her will? It okay wher I from I tried drugging a woman before. The effects simply didn't last long enough. | |
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Spookymuffin said: I'm horny as fook and I swore ON THE BIBLE (with my hands on a real Bible no less), not to masturbate until Monday - so I need to get me some cushion for some pushin'.
 why on earth would you swear such a thing? | |
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i guess the phone booths don't have ads for hookers anymore? | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: I'm horny as fook and I swore ON THE BIBLE (with my hands on a real Bible no less), not to masturbate until Monday - so I need to get me some cushion for some pushin'.
why on earth would you swear such a thing?why would you beleive swearing on a bible holds you accountable for anything? especially fornication! .. | |
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AW go ahead and masturbate its quicker, cleaner, safer, convenient and no strings attached. Show your shlong some love  Don't take life too seriously, noone gets out alive. | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: I'm horny as fook and I swore ON THE BIBLE (with my hands on a real Bible no less), not to masturbate until Monday - so I need to get me some cushion for some pushin'.
why on earth would you swear such a thing?Because it's a (or seemed like a) fun challenge. Plus I'll explode. | |
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irrisistableB said: AW go ahead and masturbate its quicker, cleaner, safer, convenient and no strings attached. Show your shlong some love
I think I will - I'm already touching myself whenever possible, which only worsens the situation. | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: why on earth would you swear such a thing?Because it's a (or seemed like a) fun challenge. Plus I'll explode.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: irrisistableB said: AW go ahead and masturbate its quicker, cleaner, safer, convenient and no strings attached. Show your shlong some love
I think I will - I'm already touching myself whenever possible, which only worsens the situation. You know you could always take a trip out to the countryside and bag a .....  or  or even a  ..... .........Gimme your Doughnut,,,,,, | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: Because it's a (or seemed like a) fun challenge. Plus I'll explode. You should try it. Even if you don't have two balloons that gradually fill up between your thighs. | |
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myownprivateinsanity said: Spookymuffin said: I think I will - I'm already touching myself whenever possible, which only worsens the situation. You know you could always take a trip out to the countryside and bag a ..... or or even a .....Or a small boy/girl/newborn.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: Borat said: Why not just take woman against her will? It okay wher I from I tried drugging a woman before. The effects simply didn't last long enough. It took you that long?  | |
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Spookymuffin said: irrisistableB said: AW go ahead and masturbate its quicker, cleaner, safer, convenient and no strings attached. Show your shlong some love
I think I will - I'm already touching myself whenever possible, which only worsens the situation.  Now stop torturing you poor lill thang, give him what he wants  | |
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Spookymuffin said: Where can I buy it in England?
Anyone know some good haunts? I'm horny as fook and I swore ON THE BIBLE (with my hands on a real Bible no less), not to masturbate until Monday - so I need to get me some cushion for some pushin'. You could've said you swore on Dianetics--it all means the same to me. Nada. | |
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kidelrich said: Spookymuffin said: I tried drugging a woman before. The effects simply didn't last long enough. It took you that long?  | |
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kidelrich said: Spookymuffin said: Where can I buy it in England?
Anyone know some good haunts? I'm horny as fook and I swore ON THE BIBLE (with my hands on a real Bible no less), not to masturbate until Monday - so I need to get me some cushion for some pushin'. You could've said you swore on Dianetics--it all means the same to me. Nada. It means nothing to me, which is probably why I'm going to bosh in about 10 mins. | |
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Whateva said: Spookymuffin said: I think I will - I'm already touching myself whenever possible, which only worsens the situation. Now stop torturing you poor lill thang, give him what he wants  I fear I shall do soon. I'm harder than a hard piece of wood. | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: You should try it. Even if you don't have two balloons that gradually fill up between your thighs.
It's lovely being a girl sometimes.  | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: You should try it. Even if you don't have two balloons that gradually fill up between your thighs.
It's lovely being a girl sometimes. Nah, it sucks. You don't illustrate your satisfaction with the same satisfying physicality that spraying a load of white gunk everywhere does. Usually accompanied with a final (or possibly the only sound a man makes during sex) "UURNGH!" | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said:
It's lovely being a girl sometimes. Nah, it sucks. You don't illustrate your satisfaction with the same satisfying physicality that spraying a load of white gunk everywhere does. Usually accompanied with a final (or possibly the only sound a man makes during sex) "UURNGH!" Body messager? Please 
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Spookymuffin said: Whateva said: Now stop torturing you poor lill thang, give him what he wants I fear I shall do soon. I'm harder than a hard piece of wood.Never thought you'd be so cruel  | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said:
It's lovely being a girl sometimes. Nah, it sucks. You don't illustrate your satisfaction with the same satisfying physicality that spraying a load of white gunk everywhere does. Usually accompanied with a final (or possibly the only sound a man makes during sex) "UURNGH!" Moaning is sooo much sexier than the typical 'manly grunting' thing. | |
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Spookymuffin said: myownprivateinsanity said: You know you could always take a trip out to the countryside and bag a ..... or or even a .....Or a small boy/girl/newborn. Give MJ or GG a call if thats what you need - Sure they can help  .........Gimme your Doughnut,,,,,, | |
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Spookymuffin said: myownprivateinsanity said: You know you could always take a trip out to the countryside and bag a ..... or or even a .....Or a small boy/girl/newborn. Sick joke, don't  | |
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I want more sex too and I know exactly who I want to have that more sex with.
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JustErin said: I want more sex too and I know exactly who I want to have that more sex with.
Stop abusing Elmo, please. |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: Nah, it sucks. You don't illustrate your satisfaction with the same satisfying physicality that spraying a load of white gunk everywhere does. Usually accompanied with a final (or possibly the only sound a man makes during sex) "UURNGH!" Moaning is sooo much sexier than the typical 'manly grunting' thing.It's not possible for women to moan in a feminine way. | |
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