purplerein said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

this reminds me of my days as an oil wrestler. the org robbed me of my youth

purplerein said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

this reminds me of my days as an oil wrestler. I miss my youth

Don't feel bad honey, the pay's just not that great and it's not so much fun when you get older.

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

Don't feel bad honey, the pay's just not that great and it's not so much fun when you get older.

he's right you know my pension from my old oil-wrestling days barely covers my monthly Depends bill. but my new boss is very good to me. he sometimes lets me get away with just a grunt, rather than a cheerful "welcome to WalMart!"

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

he's right you know my pension from my old oil-wrestling days barely covers my monthly Depends bill. but my new boss is very good to me. he sometimes lets me get away with just a grunt, rather than a cheerful "welcome to WalMart!"

Are there any job openings there cause I'd like to change up. I'm really, really tired of handing out these washtowels. And, it smells kind of bad in here too

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Are there any job openings there cause I'd like to change up. I'm really, really tired of handing out these washtowels. And, it smells kind of bad in here too

i could check, and get back to you. you brought up a repressed memory, thanks alot. ah the good old days as a fluffer...

purplerein said:

you brought up a repressed memory, thanks alot. ah the good old days as a fluffer...

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Are there any job openings there cause I'd like to change up. I'm really, really tired of handing PR his "washtowels". And, it smells kind of bad in here too

i could check, and get back to you

thanks! you're the best!

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

you brought up a repressed memory, thanks alot. ah the good old days as a fluffer...

you know, some other day, when i'm feeling a LOT stronger, i'd really love to see you

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

i could check, and get back to you

It might be hard for you to find me a better *position* with the same kind of *tips* Purplerein gives me. He's really taught me a lot about *working* for a living.

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

you know, some other day, when i'm feeling a LOT stronger, i'd really love to see you

it's impossible!~ they keep me locked up tighter than a drum in here. and no one is allowed to visit me. even the doctor stays outside the glass barrier and i can hardly type through this weird dinner jacket they make me wear all the time

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

it's impossible!~ they keep me locked up tighter than a drum in here. and no one is allowed to visit me. even the doctor stays outside the glass barrier and i can hardly type through this weird dinner jacket they make me wear all the time

what are your visiting hours? i only get out of rehab on tuesday mornings.

i'm sure if you call ahead, they can arrange to take the face mask off of PR...

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

It might be hard for you to find me a better *position* with the same kind of *tips* Purplerein gives me. He's really taught me a lot about *working* for a living.

i see. well, i'll keep an eye out.

thanks. my resume is *stellar*

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

what are your visiting hours? i only get out of rehab on tuesday mornings.

i'm sure if you call ahead, they can arrange for you to have a gas mask while you're visiting PR...

XxAxX said:

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

i'm sure if you call ahead, they can arrange for you to have a gas mask while you're visiting PR...

another fart joke? please. i thought we were adults on ehre. (please don't mind the pselling ismtakes. i'm on my fif...sixth bottle of vodka.)

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

another fart joke? please. i thought we were adults on ehre. (please don't mind the pselling ismtakes. i'm on my fif...sixth bottle of vodka.)

ThreadBare said:

ThreadBare said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

ThreadBare said:

... to dress like a woman, Divine!

my god!..how ironic...when I dress up, I look like Devine

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

another fart joke? please. i thought we were adults on ehre. (please don't mind the pselling ismtakes. i'm on my fif...sixth bottle of vodka.)

Don't make the same mistake I made! Trust me, it sucks to wake up in bed with both Hilary and Bill Clinton and not remember how you got there!!

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

my god!..how ironic...when I dress up, I look like Devine

that's not nice!

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

Don't make the same mistake I made! Trust me, it sucks to wake up in bed with both Karl Rove and Rick "man on dog" Santorum and not remember how you got there!!

so you're saying if you remembered how you got there, it would be all right?

i think that's his point!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

so you're saying if you remembered how you got there, it would be all right?

The last time that happened to me I didn't want to forget a moment! It was all so precious!

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

The last time that happened to me I didn't want to forget a moment! It was all so precious!

i can see where that would brighten up your day

the pictures made me a small fortune, which i'm donating to Nancy Pelosi's campaign!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

i can see where that would brighten up your day

the pictures made me a small fortune, which i'm using to buy cheeseburgers and bratwursts for the entire ORG!! Bar-B-Que at my place guys, everyone invited!

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

the pictures made me a small fortune, which i'm using to buy hummus and tofupups for the entire ORG!! Bar-B-Que at my place guys, everyone invited!

that's my girl!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

I do SO enjoy a stack of yummy venison pancakes with a side of moose kabobs

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I do SO enjoy a stack of yummy venison pancakes with a side of moose kabobs

i think your party will be quite a success i hope Spats and i can come...

yeah, but be sure his duct tape is securely fastened over his mouth. we don't want a repeat of the last org invasion

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

i think your party will be quite a success i hope Spats and i can come...

yeah, but be sure his duct tape is securely fastened over my mouth. we don't want a repeat of the last org invasion

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

yeah, but be sure his duct tape is securely fastened over his mouth. we don't want a repeat of the last org invasion

but he's sooooo clever and charming! you should hear all the sweet nothings he whispers in my ear during sacktime