XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

I wish I were a member of the old fart mafia, too

i always think of your 'member' when I'm alone..i want to be your sweetie

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

i always think of you as a 'member' sweetie

I wonder if it would be inappropriate to mention how much I enjoy feeling naked under my clothes? I'm feeling that way right now.

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

I wonder if it would be inappropriate to mention how much I enjoy feeling naked under my clothes? I'm feeling that way right now.

that's truly interesting freakish.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Honey, that's nothing. I'm naked under my clothes all the time and to be perfectly honest I wouldn't have it any other way. ,

I refuse to take off my woollen undies. They're sexy.

if you say so!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

I refuse to take off my woollen undies. They're sexy.

I NEVER wear undergarments. IMHO Truly Evolved people don't need to wear undergarments.

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

sorry, I can't respond right now. those. woollies. are. sooooo. itchy. argh...

shouldn't we be taking about saving the rainforest, and adopting african babies like Madonna? I can't believe how shallow you are. it's okay, I still love you.

purplerein said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

omg, omg... did you see the new Paris Hilton video?!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

sorry, I can't respond right now. those. woollies. are. sooooo. itchy. argh...

That's what Spats was saying last night, before I *converted* him

purplerein said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

shouldn't we be taking about saving the rainforest, and adopting african babies like Madonna? I can't believe how shallow you are. it's okay, I still love you.

oh PLEASE. If we're going to have a conversation, let's at least discuss something important, something that matters like wheher prince really did have a rib removed

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Spats posted your pictures last night - did you catch that?

he's sharing waayyyy too much. i told him not to.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

he's sharing waayyyy too much. i told him not to.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

he's sharing waayyyy too much. i told him not to.

I learned my lesson about dirty photographs and secret videos the hard way, let me tell you, back when i was in my twenties and working as a dancer at the

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

the wedding is in June. don't expect an invitation.

s'ok... not a big fan of receptions at Chucky Cheese anyway.

have fun, though - and congrats!

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I learned my lesson about dirty photographs and secret videos the hard way, let me tell you, back when i was in my twenties and working as a dancer at the

"back when i was in my twenties"?? you don't look a day over 25 now!!

thank you - clean living has worked well for me!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

the wedding is in June. don't expect an invitation.

You go girl! Not everyone has the courage and determination to wait for true love! I'm really hope you and Keith Olbermann will be very, very happy together forever and ever.

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

You go girl! Not everyone has the courage and determination to wait for true love! I'm really hope you and Keith Olbermann will be very, very happy together forever and ever.

i'll tell him you said so. yeah, it was hard but boy it was worth waiting for sloppy seconds...

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

"back when i was in my twenties"?? you don't look a day over 25 now!!

thank you - the countless botox injections have worked well for me. I just wish I could still blink!

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

thank you - the countless botox injections have worked well for me. I just wish I could still blink!

you look gawjuss dahling, gawjuss

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

you look gawjuss dahling, gawjuss

I just puckered up and gave you a kiss, by the way.

purplerein said:

I'm just gonna sit back now and touch myself.

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I just puckered up and gave you a kiss, by the way.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

purplerein said:

I'm just gonna sit back now and scratch Xx's nether regions, so that she can continue to type.

now THAT sound like fun!!

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

now THAT sound like fun!!

c'mon and join in, you

that wasn't the Botox - i was being sarcastic.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

purplerein said:

c'mon and join in, I've always had a thing for you

that wasn't the Botox - i was being one hundred percent real, not sarcastic.

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

that wasn't the Botox - i was being one hundred percent real, not sarcastic.

can't we all just get along??

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

this reminds me of my days as an oil wrestler. I miss my youth