purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

no one is holding that against you, but I could start by holding these!.

You call those paper things cheerleading pom-poms? Where I come from we used to use pom poms made from deceased kittens

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

You call those paper things cheerleading pom-poms? Where I come from we used to use pom poms made from deceased kittens

that's just twisted..i'm starting to get wet, which doesn't happen often these days.

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

that's just twisted..i'm starting to get wet, which wouldn't happen if i'd brought my umbrella

You use an umbrella to keep rain off? Lemme show you what *I* use it for

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

You use an umbrella to keep rain off? Lemme show you what *I* use it for

Amateur...wanna see what I can do with a cigarette?

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

Amateur...wanna see what I can do with a cigarette?

Only if I can keep this haz-mat suit. It's starting to grow on me, big-time.

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

Amateur...wanna see what I can do with a cigarette?

i leave you guys for ONE hour...

IrresistibleB1tch said:

purplerein said:

i cannot bear to leave you guys for even ONE hour...

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

i cannot bear to leave you guys for even ONE hour...

we're all done, dear

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

we need COMMITTED animal rights folks, not people who only come for hot vegan love...

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

I should join you guys sometime...

Pssssp... The animals are cute but I really only go for all that hot vegan love...

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Pssssp... The animals are cute but I really only go for all that hot vegan love...

i know! i heard that vegan guys are hung like circus elephants!

well, we don't like to broadcast it everywhere... but yeah, pretty much!

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Pssssp... The animals are cute but I really only go for all that hot vegan love...

Then again it might be that time of the month. it seems i have 3 weeks on, 1 week off.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

i know! i heard that vegan guys are hung like circus elephants!

I don't usually tell this to people but I can handle three elephants, at once!

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I don't usually tell this to people but I can handle three elephants, at once!

i *really* hope you mean as in: training them

for (only!) the 3rd time on this thread... I GOT NOTHING!!

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

Then again it might be that time of the month. it seems i have 3 weeks on, 1 week off.

Oh honey don't you think it's worth it to be a woman though?? I mean, since the surgery I've been happier than ever before, and I can honestly say I haven't spent any time at all missing my 'man-parts', if you know what I mean.

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

Oh honey don't you think it's worth it to be a woman though?? I mean, since the surgery I've been happier than ever before, and I can honestly say I haven't spent any time at all missing my 'man-parts', if you know what I mean.

I can't believe how fabulous you look. I wish people wouldn't call me sir, and ask if i want to shave my moustache.

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

Oh honey don't you think it's worth it to be a woman though?? I mean, since the surgery I've been happier than ever before, and I can honestly say I haven't spent any time at all missing my 'man-parts', if you know what I mean.

was that YOU selling them on e-bay?

TMI, people, TMI!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

was that YOU selling them on e-bay?

and to think I had the winning bid.

purplerein said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

and to think Spats had the winning bid.

i'm sure he'll put it to good use!

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

I can't believe how fabulous you look. I wish people wouldn't call me sir, and ask if i want to shave my moustache.

Really?? But I LOVE it when starngers ask if they can shave me.

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

Really?? But I LOVE it when starngers ask if they can shave me.

well, we all need our hobbies. let me show you what I do with carrots and other phallic symbols

purplerein said:

carrots are phallic symbols. well, at least in MY family...

purplerein said:

i refuse to play by the rules of this game

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

well, we all need our hobbies. let me show you what I do with carrots and other phallic symbols

You're into vegetables? I went there for a while, years ago. These days I prefer non-organic toys. Carrots and cucumbers.. Sure they're all right but me, I like a good techno-tickle Because to my way of thinking nothing really hits the spot like a nice vibrator. or two

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

You're into vegetables? I went there for a while, years ago. These days I prefer non-organic toys. Carrots and cucumbers.. Sure they're all right but me, I like a good techno-tickle Because to my way of thinking nothing really hits the spot like a nice vibrator. or two

i'll give you a great deal on some used ones!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

XxAxX said:

i'll give you a great deal on some used ones!

And how about me? How come you never offer any 'great deals' to ME?! Don't I mean anything to you?

XxAxX said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

And how about me? How come you never offer any 'great deals' to ME?! Don't I mean anything to you?

i'm so glad i have a ally in the old fart mafia. I'd tell you how much you mean to me but I'm forgetful these days.

XxAxX said:

purplerein said:

XxAxX said:

i'm so glad i have a ally in the old fart mafia. I'd tell you how much you mean to me but I'm forgetful these days.

I wish I were a member of the old fart mafia, too