Lets cheer all ourselfs up a little by having a Joke thread, i'll warn u i am not good at jokes but I will start first

“A woman in her 50's is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed and
squealing with delight!

Her husband watches her for a while and asks: "Do you have any idea how
ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says: "I don't care what
you think, I just came back from having a mammogram, and the doctor says
that not only am I healthy, but that I have the breasts of an 18 year
old"

The husband replies: "What did he say about your 55 year old arse?"

"Your name never came up" she replied.”

thanks that was funny!
[Edited 10/12/06 19:38pm]

How are women and tornadoes alike?



They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

luv2luvya said:

LMAO

Knocd Knocj

luv4all7 said:

who's there?

DanceWme said:

banana

luv4all7 said:

banana who?

DanceWme said:

knocj knock

luv4all7 said:

lmao..are u gonna keep doing that?

DanceWme said:

no it s for real keep going
i;ll pretend you said whos there
babana

luv4all7 said:

banana who?

DanceWme said:

knock knock

luv4all7 said:

ok im going to bed..lol
whats goin on Luv4all ?

DanceWme said:

fo real keep going
ill pretend you said whos rthere

okay
ORANFGE

luv4all7 said:

oranfge? are u drunk..or is this part of the joke?

One day, a blonde named Sally
was putting together a jigsaw puzzle.


She was really stumped and very frustrated,
so she decided to ask her husband for help.


''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.


''Honey," said her husband,
"Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

sinisterpentatonic said:

oh shit! LMMFAO

DanceWme said:

OMG go along its part of the joke!!! SAY ORANG WHO!!!!

luv4all7 said:

lol(im stupid) orang who?

DanceWme said:

ORANGE YA GLAD I DIDNT SAY BANANA?????

luv4all7 said:

LMAO
and im glad its over cuz i was in pain

DanceWme said:

:fallofff;

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"

luv2luvya said:

LOL
u guys are funny

luv4all7 said:

Is that kinda like a :fallthefuckoff: ?

Fauxie said:

LOL

Fauxie said:

see its amusing me. it nbelongs in the amuxe me thread with your name on it!

An old chinese couple are lying in bed, he nudges her and whispers in her ear "lets do 69!" and she sits up, indignant, and tells him "if you think I get up to make you crispy skinned lemon chicken you got another thing coming!"