if you miss your psychiatric appointment with me today, you still have to pay my fee.

luv4u said:

I thought you nonsense threads

luv4u said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

You read my mind!

TMPletz said:

Actually this is the best thread in a while.

Its full of suckage in here lately.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

:frown: this is a serious therapy session. you're all violating Spat's right to privacy (priv asee to the british)

Dude, if he doesn't show up in 5 minutes, I'll fill in.

luv4all7 said:

:wondering if I could get her to lay down on my couch: welcome, please make yourself comfortable. how do you feel?

purplerein said:

If you'll prescribe some good meds, I'll lay wherever ya want.

luv4all7 said:

:webcam:

luv4all7 said:

tell me about your childhood...begin wherever you want :trying not to look down her blouse:

purplerein said:

I was a total pageant whore. My mom put me in pageant after pageant and would beat me if I didnt win. So I developed an eating disorder at the young age of 8. My talent was singing Whitneys "I believe the children are our future". My voice coach was a 30 somthing bald guy who used to molest me, and in exchange he'd give me oreos and milk. And when I was done eating them I'd have to run to the bathroom and shove a toothbrush dowm my throat to make myself puke.

Okay, so what meds do I get?

luv4all7 said:

mom had dreams she thrust upon you...you need closure there...and you also should contact the authorities about the singing coach, in case he's molesting other students...get closure there...you didn't have a childhood did you..

purplerein said:

No, but I make up for it now by having sex with random guys I meet on the internet who are twice my age and act as father figures.

luv4all7 said:

luv4all7 said:

well....i don't think Aksel's twice your age. I'm going to suggest lots of electric shock therapy

purplerein said:

ELECTRIC SHOCK THERAPY?!?!!?!? I let you look down my shirt for meds!!!!! Not this crap!

luv4all7 said:

now now...i'm the doctor, you're the patient. I know what's best for you.

Alright, group therapy!!...I've been wishin n hopin

7ellusion said:

Welcome to the group. tell us how you're feeling.

purplerein said:

Well, I've been feeling a little nuts...more than normal and it's starting to worry me and there is the manic bi-polar issue I've been accused of having but NOTHINGS been actually proven.. to my satisfaction that is. I’m not convinced. It's all lies I tell you...lies. I'm terribly sorry... Do I get meds now?
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7ellusion said:

:Frown: you've been doctor shopping, haven't you.

purplerein said:

Nope haven't been to one yet, tho they've tried... This is why I totally disagree with the whole manic bi-polar thing. Just because someone's moody flippin and floppin from good to bad... hot to cold doesn't mean diddly...that's proof of nothing.

Why do you ask?

7ellusion said:

How does it make you feel that I asked?...sometimes it can be a chemical balanced, and you can have a happy normal life with a low dose of Lithium Carbonate..

purplerein said:

I feel alright...I don't mind you asking, I was just wondering. So you're thinkin I need lithium carbonate, huh... What's a low dose? If we're talkin 5 or 10 mils that's fine but nothing more than that cause I'm not crazy, ya know.

7ellusion said:

well, first we'll have to draw blood, to get a base line level. still in all, I think you need to sign up for my retreat to cleanse your body. It's only $1500 for two days.

These problems suck.

Mine were much better.

luv4all7 said:

You need the attention focused on you, going back to the days of "mommy loving her little beauty pageant contestant. From that time on, your behaviour is about calling attention to you, out of fear that noone will love you if you're not the beauty queen. in group therapy, everyone is equal. how does that make you feel?