you were missed. Letitgo was such a boreeeee

next, Imago!

purplerein said:

Yeah, Gotta is way too uptight for my blood.

I'm planning a comeback in a big way. I've already got a room booked in Vegas. I'm not going to be performing or anything. I just hear there are a lot of hookers there.

I think I'm just going to dump all my accounts except for Cow.

Wow...I'll pass on the huge outpouring of affection to the Captain.

cow.. captain.. letitgo... your multiple personality disorder is just fine by me

CaptainChaos said:

This makes my faith all the more rewarding. I knew that you would return.

Based on the Captain's popularity, and the complete lack therof for Gotta, I can tell you I truly now understand how Andrew Ridgeley felt, standing in the shadow of Mr. George Michael.

Cow said:

I know what I must do now. I must rid myself of all accounts and come up with one conglomerate account that merges all my personalities.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing:

CaptainGottaCow

Description: CaptainGottaCow is a large-tooled but insecure attention hound who looks absolutely great in leather.

Coming soon...

GottaLetitgo said:

GottaLetitgo said:

Aren't cows female? Are you a hermaphrodite? Or by `large-tooled` do you mean you have a big teet?

GottaLetitgo said:

fathermcmeekle said:

Yet another wrinkle in my full-proof plan. Damn it!

Things sure were easier when I was writing those threads about B-movie actors from crappy 80s movies. Oh how I miss those innocent times. Sue no one read me but almost never did I figure out if my true identity is a hermaphroditic bovine.

I'd like to dedicate this to my small-to-average sized package compatriot GottaLetitgo:

Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.

So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strain.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.

CaptainChaos said:

more cock talk please

CaptainChaos said:

way to cover your bases there

CaptainChaos said:

omg this is sad.....

GottaLetItGo, you never should have exposed yourself as the captain, now shit isn't funny anymore.....

abierman said:

no more blonde gf pics?

abierman said:

I think multiple personality disorder is always good for a chuckle isn't it?

GottaLetitgo said:

Captain, and Cow...would have phrased that more humorously.

purplerein said:

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!!

GottaLetitgo said:

try a wig, Jan...they'll like you better

I just wanna say that with the exception of the Admiral,
I've enjoyed all your various accounts/personalities;

Andrew R.,
Cow,
the Cap'n,
Zelaira,
LetItGo,
Spats
& Supa.

Upstaged by my own damn alter ego.

Sounds about par for the course.

Illustrator said:

Oh,
I forgot one of my favorites;
luv4all7.

Illustrator said:

The Admiral was an acquired taste.

I can only lay claim to half of those alter egos.

I was Bono for four threads but the wait of the persona was too much for me.