In 9 days I "become a man" although to be honest I've been a man since I slipped out of a gash brandishing a pork sausage between my thighs.

Anything major upcoming in your lives? Anniversaries? Beatings? Sacktime?

Spookymuffin said:

you should really become a hallmark card writer.

and FIRST!

cborgman said:

I hate cards.

I wouldn't mind being a journalist but talk about a tough market to crack. I've faced easier terrorists.

Spookymuffin said:

i would love to get a card that says:

"today you "become a man" although to be honest you've been a man since you slipped out of a gash brandishing a pork sausage between your thighs.

happy birthday

it touches me here:

cborgman said:

I'd love to get a card that says

"Just accept the fucking gesture, okay?"

Spookymuffin said:

i am terrible at accepting compliments. it drives my friends crazy

cborgman said:

As am I.

But we're not similar. I'm better than you in every way.

Spookymuffin said:

except your penis is much smaller. and we all know that is all that counts.

cborgman said:

Nice comeback, but we all know large penises only compensate for a shit personality.

I'm moving.

luv4all7 said:

Where to?

Spookymuffin said:

I dunno. Any suggestions?

Spookymuffin said:

It's not that tough...I did it for a few years.

MinneVasion to commence in under a week. The first guest arrives on 10/19.
It's a lot of work to pull these things off.
And I cannot freaking WAIT!!!!!

luv4all7 said:

England.

Spookymuffin said:

I'll pass. Too rainy and no Perkins.

applekisses said:

Maybe it's different in England. :hrrmph:

luv4all7 said:

NO MENTAL STRENGTH.

Spookymuffin said:

luv4all7 said:

Spookymuffin said:

If I was able to post pictures, you'd get the finger and a VERY mean face rite now!

luv4all7 said:

I thought you were able to? Did you get MS or something?

Spookymuffin said:

No. I just don't wanna post my pictures at this time. I'm totally paranoid. So this is my memo to everyone.

I'm still beautiful and my looks have not started to fade (Rein!). I just choose to go into the witness protection program at this time.

luv4all7 said:

smart woman

Mach said:

Thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me.

luv4all7 said:

You make my world go round. You make me want to be a better man. You make me sexpiss in my pants.

Spookymuffin said:

Second nicest thing ever.

You guysssss

Rise Against on the 29th
Halloween
Heavens on Nov 10th

jerseykrs said:

you forgot my birthday. the world will shake.

Does this mean the end of teasing you about being underage?